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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Alcohol could fix this if he doesn't go full-tiger, just enough for him and vimp to make some bad decisions
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I suppose anything's possible but i don't think Landon has the willpower in him to just get tipsy and not completely wasted and turn into the pathetic "Tiger" begging on his knees for a crumb of coochie. Women hate that shit, and no woman wants to be with a man degrading himself to that degree. He's a prop to her now, that's it. Zeke posted it earlier but he would genuinely have a better chance with the black midge Suzy. The well is beyond poisoned with Vimp he just needs to cut his losses and leave.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
There are some watch guys on the forum like @Doug S who can say for sure, and also rate/roast Jet's watch choice in a way that only a watch guy can.

Even I know he bought a Rolex because BITTY I'M FITTED and he doesn't know anything about watches, though. He bought it because it's expensive and flashy and he's a retard.
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He clearly isn't that great of a watch guy if he ain't rockin the absolute GOAT
https://www.casio.com/us/watches/ca...Ant0s7R_moZ2ORFFzNOq4AQWSaCQxEfRoCapIQAvD_BwE
 
Cryptosporidium 138 said:
I suppose anything's possible but i don't think Landon has the willpower in him to just get tipsy and not completely wasted and turn into the pathetic "Tiger" begging on his knees for a crumb of coochie. Women hate that shit, and no woman wants to be with a man degrading himself to that degree. He's a prop to her now, that's it. Zeke posted it earlier but he would genuinely have a better chance with Midge Suzy. The well is beyond poisoned with Vimp he just needs to cut his losses and leave.
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I'd be skeeved if a woman did that cuck-skoot-beg thing to me too.

@SenorKrinkle I wear this one: https://www.amazon.ca/Casio-F-108WHC-4ACF-Classic-Stainless-Steel/dp/B007EBUBCK
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
Frank was only involved with the wiggers because he's Sam's friend, he was introduced to MDE people because he trolled a news station after a shooting and namedropped Sam Hyde and GamerGate(Xavier was also DeagleNation)
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Just adding to this lore, stgggs used to edit for Sam and obviously stgggs and Frank knew each other from myg0t. Just another connection worth noting for completion sake.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
There are some watch guys on the forum like @Doug S who can say for sure, and also rate/roast Jet's watch choice in a way that only a watch guy can.

Even I know he bought a Rolex because BITTY I'M FITTED and he doesn't know anything about watches, though. He bought it because it's expensive and flashy and he's a retard.
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It's a Rolex Submariner. The nickname is the two tone bluesy, or TT bluesy. I was never a Rolex fan (much prefer Omega). Very classic 80s style watch. I find it tacky and garish, but that's just me.
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Noble Redditor said:
Did anyone ever watch The Great War series that featured Sam, Jet, Frank, Xavier and more?
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It's great. Sam has said it's the most fun he has had with a project even though fans hated it. I think the negative reaction it got from the nu-MDE crowd is what made him stop trying to do shit like this though, which is a shame.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
It's great. Sam has said it's the most fun he has had with a project even though fans hated it. I think the negative reaction it got from the nu-MDE crowd is what made him stop trying to do shit like this though, which is a shame.
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that is a shame, The Great War was great, I still quote it like monthly, especially God Bless American
 
Here's some footage I didn't post.

POV: you're at a potential female contestant at a fishtank audition.




No one cares JD.



Bingo and Bongo footage from Bam's easter stream.




 
Popped back in since I got wind of off season stuff snd am now browsing the thread to find out why meiwsku was banned (it was already super obvious)

Just wanted to say women are fjcjubv gay and retarded and I don't find any of the fishtank females particularly attractive except Jobe I would fucj the shitnout of jobe
 
no-exit said:
It's a Rolex Submariner. The nickname is the two tone bluesy, or TT bluesy. I was never a Rolex fan (much prefer Omega). Very classic 80s style watch. I find it tacky and garish, but that's just me.
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I always get surprised when some dinky looking accessory costs $20000. Bashir's wardrobe this season had 10x the aura of whatever shit jet wears despite being 1/10 the price
 
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