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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I dont want to be a dick or get to off topic but the sob emoji has been a mainstream loli adjacent meme for almost a decade, how are you just learning this
To be fair, I'm fairly chronic in my internet usage and I didn't realize that either. But I also don't engage with anime or anime-adjacent content in general. Berserk 97 and AoT were cool though.

Anyway, back on topic:
I like that Jet wants to do varied content in the interim but I don't know how I feel about his ideas. What does everyone think of the house party thing he wants to do for casting? Let's assume that the stated purpose isn't bullshit lmao. Would it actually be the best way to vet contestants? It probably would weed out the Binxes and Emmas, but I worry that loudmouth fags would take over the energy, get cast, and end up making the season boring.
 
I dont want to be a dick or get to off topic but the sob emoji has been a mainstream loli adjacent meme for almost a decade, how are you just learning this
It's a combination of being old and not really being plugged into weeb culture or online culture in general. I just see a post and think "Oh, that's funny/silly/cute." and repost without thinking about possible horrific subtexts and implications because, I don't know, I'm clueless about how deeply fucked the modern online world is?
 
As much as I am relishing in this I did try to warn Mei this was not the place to be doing what she was doing and she ignored it, so this is Darwin Award material
She got several warnings from more than one of us, ranging from gentle to sharp. She didn't listen and even wrote long screeds defending her behavior.

>complains about men sexualizing everything
>Lusts over little girls and little boys
>Armpit hair the same color as this text
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I saw her page before she started deleting everything, and there was definitely a drawing of a very small anime boy staring down the barrel of a very large anime cock. And then she tried to minimize, "oh, it's just cute" etc. Just like a male pedo. Then she tried to claim it's just different when women do it. Totally haram.

I just can't believe she was shaming me, telling me I need to care more about women's personalities when her personality is a parody of an ao3 gooner
The foid cries out in pain as she strikes you.
 
To be fair, I'm fairly chronic in my internet usage and I didn't realize that either. But I also don't engage with anime or anime-adjacent content in general. Berserk 97 and AoT were cool though.

Anyway, back on topic:
I like that Jet wants to do varied content in the interim but I don't know how I feel about his ideas. What does everyone think of the house party thing he wants to do for casting? Let's assume that the stated purpose isn't bullshit lmao. Would it actually be the best way to vet contestants? It probably would weed out the Binxes and Emmas, but I worry that loudmouth fags would take over the energy, get cast, and end up making the season boring.
I like the house party casting idea. I think it’ll be easier for them to feel out people in person rather than through audition videos. I hope they stream it. Maybe if they turn it into a weekly occurrence and maintain a revolving door of people it would keep it fresh. I like the idea of watching normal people do things like prepare a meal or have a board game night
 
I've seen studies that suggest most children in the US begin watching porn on average at the age of 12.
If I told you an adult was exposing their genitals to a 12 year old you'd (rightfully) want them buried under the fucking prison, but if it's on a computer screen suddenly nobody cares.

We were all damaged by early porn exposure. It reminds me of when technology reached the point where stills were easier to make so people had way more easy access to hard liquor than anytime before, this is why feminists pushed Prohibition back when, technology outpaced society. I think internet porn is the modern version of this phenomenon.

And this is why I hate the always connected iPad generation, when a 12 year old can have a device with unrestricted internet access, you end up with a generation of misaligned identities shaped by whatever depths of the internet they happen to fall into.

Remember kids, Don't flog your log or flick your lips to lolis
 
Anyway, back on topic:
I like that Jet wants to do varied content in the interim but I don't know how I feel about his ideas. What does everyone think of the house party thing he wants to do for casting? Let's assume that the stated purpose isn't bullshit lmao. Would it actually be the best way to vet contestants? It probably would weed out the Binxes and Emmas, but I worry that loudmouth fags would take over the energy, get cast, and end up making the season boring.
It will be bad, then good, then bad again, then good again, and when it's all said and done we'll look back on it as great, some of the greatest content ever, but during it we will argue and doom and screech, just like we do with all of Jet's work.
 
The deranged simping loli hag got banned? Hellll yea.

She made the last two weeks of this thread painful to read. Seeing someone simp for lolcows genuinely upsets me, it's such an obvious sign that the poster is deranged and pathetic.

I bet Mei feels sad right now, but I am sure she has that spark of hope that Bashir responds, and will fall in love with her eloquence and esoteric knowledge and her excellent shit posting. His love of the person she is will overcome her unfortunate looks and body, and the two of them will sit smoking cigarettes, and give pretentious lectures to unwilling participants about unimportant shit like anime and Japan and fabric.

But the truth is she happens to be pretty ugly, so Bashir will ignore her and none of that will ever happen :story:

Shouldn't have doxed yourself Mei, you should have laid off the porn so you didn't break your brain and become a lolicon pedo gooner. Shouldn't have shit up this great thread you dumb ugly bitch. Fuck you for being an irritant in my favorite thread for the past few weeks, I don't care that you were well liked, I'm thrilled you're banned.
 
Let's get Bashir's opinion on the porn problem.
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I like the house party casting idea. I think it’ll be easier for them to feel out people in person rather than through audition videos. I hope they stream it. Maybe if they turn it into a weekly occurrence and maintain a revolving door of people it would keep it fresh. I like the idea of watching normal people do things like prepare a meal or have a board game night
maybe it'd be boring to watch but they should embrace friendtank by doing a D&D or Cataan challenge. Also the casting house is a good idea to get rid of people who would jump ship day 2 like Bezfag
 
maybe it'd be boring to watch but they should embrace friendtank by doing a D&D or Cataan challenge. Also the casting house is a good idea to get rid of people who would jump ship day 2 like Bezfag
I think it could be fun if they grab a bunch of normies with one nerd and try to teach them how to play MTG or something.
 
maybe it'd be boring to watch but they should embrace friendtank by doing a D&D or Cataan challenge. Also the casting house is a good idea to get rid of people who would jump ship day 2 like Bezfag
Yeah honestly just paying a really good DM to run a long long long campaign with some fish sounds like fantastic off season content
 
What does everyone think of the house party thing he wants to do for casting?
Terrible idea that will also be be a pussy pool for production
Let's assume that the stated purpose isn't bullshit lmao. Would it actually be the best way to vet contestants?
No, especially if that's the primary selector. You'd miss out on the Landons, the Twins, and other shut ins. Vickies would also avoid it unless it's convenient for them to get there. Jet said nothing would be paid for on behalf of anyone outside of the party. This idea selects for obnoxious fans and people trying to advertise themselves.

If they're not careful they will stream too much and kill the excitement that builds up to the actual seasons.
 
I've been playing D&D since I was 7yrs old. I've done professional DMing before and am working on getting setup for doing it again.

So..
Exactly how bad would it be for me to try to make this happen? will I get Mei'd for this??
That's more or less how Sodaman got on Production, by being big into DMing
 
I've been playing D&D since I was 7yrs old. I've done professional DMing before and am working on getting setup for doing it again.

So..
Exactly how bad would it be for me to try to make this happen? will I get Mei'd for this??
Just don’t mention the farms and if you audition, expect to be doxed. Going onto the show in any form is opening a window for the world to see everything about you. If you are truly okay with that, approach your video with a “show don’t tell” strategy. That’s how you get the correct “vibe.” Don’t just talk about what you want to do and how you’re a fan and whatnot. Tell some interesting stories, emote in a way that shows who you are, be both natural and well-prepared. Maybe practice a bit that illustrates who you are.
 
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I think we might have flown too close to the sun. Porn should go back to only being available in still images in magazines and discovered only by looking under someone’s bed or in a stump in the woods.
Shout out to our Grandpas who relied on our Great-Grandpa's hidden stash of saucy ankle pics.

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Honestly I don't know why they wouldn't do a D&D style campaign with the most entertaining fish. They can do it over zoom, have TTS incorporated in some way (maybe as enemies/immersion), and it'd be a reasonable alternative to practically every D&D youtuber like Critical Role (if they're even still popular, same with Geek and Sundry) that has been destroyed by wholesome chungfagus.

Edit: I don't care about the mei stuff aside from the fact that I think every female gooner should be broadcast for all men to see in order to dispel the idea that women are perfect and never touch gross stuff like porn
 
Yeah honestly just paying a really good DM to run a long long long campaign with some fish sounds like fantastic off season content
The thing I always hated about DnD content on YouTube was the progressive moral faggotry keeping anything truly funny from happening.
Fishtank could actually do it right...

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We can wait a little longer for BG2 if you can get this going with Xavier as DM (or at least involved. Pro DM would be better probably)

Imagine rigging certain events, spilling shit on the table in the middle of battle and calling it a sudden flood, including some physical challenges on poor dice rolls, etc etc.
HUGE potential.

Who should be the players??
 
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