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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
I think that Sam thinks, for some reason, he is above Fishtank level shows. He wants to be seen as this wise artsy guy and he knows the NEET puke palace is about as far from that as possible. It’s why he gets pissier/stops caring as the show goes on.
 
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
I think that Sam thinks, for some reason, he is above Fishtank level shows. He wants to be seen as this wise artsy guy and he knows the NEET puke palace is about as far from that as possible. It’s why he gets pissier/stops caring as the show goes on.
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He wants to be a respected artist guy and political commentator but at the same time he was the person that was trying to make contestants puke and piss in diapers.
 
Blackstar said:
He wants to be a respected artist guy and political commentator but at the same time he was the person that was trying to make contestants puke and piss in diapers.
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the hascidim's achilles heel.

sam also fails to realize that there's a hard-limit on the time he can be a successful political grifter. reddit's window is going to shift left at some point, probably whenever they start deporting groypers or ban lolicon or piss off the "dissident right" enough that they start "dissenting" themselves into supporting some zogpawn like newsom or vance or something.

even vance is a hard-concession against pro-white discourse since he's married to a jeeta, and imo the bigger threat to the USA's future demographics, job, and housing markets isn't spics or nogs or gooks - it's jeets. they have the sort of high in-group preference that's genuinely more dangerous than a bunch of random wetbacks hopping the fence and moving directly to a barrio so they can gangbang and scam welfare. not that zogald blumpf is some savior of the white race, but the optics of having "white old-timey businessman who's overconfident" is way better than "dorky career-politician married to a jeet" or "sleazy califag who openly hates whites"

the primary motivation for a lot of those guys is just getting social validation from being based and 'pilled when a lot of them aren't really any better than the tranny freak bluehairs in terms of what they contribute to society, and once it becomes cool to shit on the government again the unity will all go out the window - unless somehow the dems run an ugly niggerwoman and manage to get her elected but tbh i doubt that'll happen.

so he can only run with the "have manosphere guys and aut-right posters on the 'pod" schtick until one of many scenarios make being chuddy uncool again, but there will always be a market for watching some big loud unpredictable guy in a goofy suit harass autistic faggots on a livestream. hope he realizes this.
 
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JawnClawdVanDamn said:
I think that Sam thinks, for some reason, he is above Fishtank level shows. He wants to be seen as this wise artsy guy and he knows the NEET puke palace is about as far from that as possible. It’s why he gets pissier/stops caring as the show goes on.
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NEET puke house is advancing culture. According to Jet thats peak avant garde.
 
Seth streamed last night and was made aware of the Ben post about an hour and a half into the stream and at first he's able to laugh through the pain but like most notable Seth streams it ends with him drunk and crying. It was 3 hours of chat using AI voices of Angie and Jet to shit on Seth and the way he has it set up I think it's free so he's not even making money from the shit talk.

I made this short clip if you want to get the gist of the stream


Something to note is that if the picture was real and Angie/Ben are together Seth hints at leaking some information/secrets in the next couple days, he also says that if he doesn't get a direct answer he'll take it as a sign that they're together.

If you want more here's a bunch of clips, surely this is will win Angie back!
Seth gets told about the post


Seth copes about whether the post is AI or not




Seth complains about having bad luck


Somebody donates to make him watch a youtube video called "Angie and Ben 2008", it's a wedding video/montage


Aryeh says something in chat and schizo Seth thinks Angie and Ben are watching


Someone tells Seth Aryeh was clapping in excitement over the Ben post and Seth calls Direnc a "crackwhore bitch"




Seth's fine


Seth says he'll wait until he's sure it's real before he says anything


Seth hints at leaking some kind of information in the next day or 2 if the picture is real


The hongkong 2 podcast has lost a loyal viewer


Dan calls, I didn't listen to any of it so I don't know if anything interesting happens


More talk about whether he should spill the "secrets" or not


The first tears start because someone donated to make him watch the video "Angie" by the Rolling Stone


Seth mimes blowing his brains out


Depression + air hug




"I need to be killed"
 
Anyone know enough about nails to know if these match? Nails done and pointy on the right hand, blank and clipped on the left hand?
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Pentamidine said:
Anyone know enough about nails to know if these match? Nails done and pointy on the right hand, blank and clipped on the left hand?
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Ben is just shitposting more than likely, but for real you guys. A chick can go get her nails done and hair dyed in about two hours. Different nails and hair mean absolutely nothing. You'd be better off comparing hair length if anything.
 
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