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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
The only MDE product that has a comfortable surplus is Fishtank.
Are you trying to tell me that Mondo Megabits, an NFT project with hundreds if not thousands of hours put into the art and infrastructure behind it (at significant expense), and then struck while the iron was ice cold and the very concept of NFTs was dead in the ground for at least a year, didn't make them millions of dollars?
Who would have thunk it? Surely MDE won't make a similar mistake again!
 
Mizzy & Alex B. from Fishtank Season 3 reunite in Austin Texas



Alex B reacts to his shoutout from Jet and Ben
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Just embrace it Sam. Fishtank is your destiny. It’s where the money is. And hey, you’re pretty good at being a host when you take it seriously. Fire/demote Jet, hire a real production crew, get a consistent casting agency, and you might be able to achieve a legacy outside 2016. Listen to the bell Sam, it tolls for thee.
 
He actually said
"I'm da creator of duh fucking shooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
yes that was it, i had forgotten what exactly it was that he had said but holy fuck it was hilarious, he clearly wanted to sound like a total badass in a movie and it came so wrong.
 
Just embrace it Sam. Fishtank is your destiny. It’s where the money is. And hey, you’re pretty good at being a host when you take it seriously. Fire/demote Jet, hire a real production crew, get a consistent casting agency, and you might be able to achieve a legacy outside 2016. Listen to the bell Sam, it tolls for thee.
Sam as Jeremy/Jeremiah/etc Goldstriker is vastly superior to him talking to le based internet people on the Sam Hyde Show. im just gonna be honest, that show is underwhelming as fuck. its not funny enough, its not informative enough, it just feels kind of pointless. Fishtank has infinitely more value and appeal. return, Samuel.
 
that show is underwhelming as fuck. its not funny enough, its not informative enough, it just feels kind of pointless.
So he has the right-wing grift down. The purpose is to put people to sleep. It's fox news for under 70s.

Just embrace it Sam. Fishtank is your destiny. It’s where the money is. And hey, you’re pretty good at being a host when you take it seriously. Fire/demote Jet, hire a real production crew, get a consistent casting agency, and you might be able to achieve a legacy outside 2016. Listen to the bell Sam, it tolls for thee.
I don't think a competent fishtank would even be fishtank. The only wow moments I've had in terms of production were bloodgames and the setting of season 2. Everything else was them failing and feeling bad for them or them failing and being happy their boring plan failed.
 
Sam as Jeremy/Jeremiah/etc Goldstriker is vastly superior to him talking to le based internet people on the Sam Hyde Show. im just gonna be honest, that show is underwhelming as fuck. its not funny enough, its not informative enough, it just feels kind of pointless. Fishtank has infinitely more value and appeal. return, Samuel.
Sam struck gold with Fishtank and he walks away because S3's cast triggered him and S4 predictably failed because it was so poorly planned. All of this shit could have been prevented and they don't have to make the same mistakes again. A real Goldstriker doesn't fold this easily when there's a million bucks in profit to be made.
Just embrace it Sam. Fishtank is your destiny. It’s where the money is. And hey, you’re pretty good at being a host when you take it seriously. Fire/demote Jet, hire a real production crew, get a consistent casting agency, and you might be able to achieve a legacy outside 2016. Listen to the bell Sam, it tolls for thee.
I don't know what Sam sees in right wing grifting. The market's saturated and has been for many years and the commentary on his show isn't profound or original at all. The only people that watch it are groypers and his most devoted cultists and sooner or later Nick and his fans will turn against Sam over something retarded.

But Fishtank? That's how he breaks into the semi mainstream of the internet. That's where the real money, humor and content are. Put on the blue suit, Sam. You've got a hell house to run.
 
Sam struck gold with Fishtank and he walks away because S3's cast triggered him and S4 predictably failed because it was so poorly planned.
It was probably more to do with the wiggers not handling the show through proper legal channels and Jet fucking a high schooler more than the S3 cast
 
Sam struck gold with Fishtank and he walks away because S3's cast triggered him and S4 predictably failed because it was so poorly planned.
He didn't walk away, he just can't commute to the set if it's in Georgia and so won't be there the entire time.

I don't know what Sam sees in right wing grifting.
Really? The views on the Sam Hyde Show blow the views on Sam and Nick's Perfect Clips out of the water. Latest PGL has 68k views while there are 439k views sitting on the latest SHS.

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But Fishtank? That's how he breaks into the semi mainstream of the internet.
No, the way he broke into the semi-mainstream was launching the Sam Hyde Show lambasting Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. Later, his Charlie Kirk monologue had fairly broad mainstream reach and was being cited all over the place at the time.
 
It was probably more to do with the wiggers not handling the show through proper legal channels and Jet fucking a high schooler more than the S3 cast
Except with such a commanding presence he'd easily be able to wrangle them if he tried.
He didn't walk away, he just can't commute to the set if it's in Georgia and so won't be there the entire time.


Really? The views on the Sam Hyde Show blow the views on Sam and Nick's Perfect Clips out of the water. Latest PGL has 68k views while there are 439k views sitting on the latest SHS.

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No, the way he broke into the semi-mainstream was launching the Sam Hyde Show lambasting Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. Later, his Charlie Kirk monologue had fairly broad mainstream reach and was being cited all over the place at the time.
*Semi mainstream of comedy to clarify. Not serious political commentary.
 
I guess Ben and Angie be fuckin' now.
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Could be AI but interesting development if true. The /bant/ posters formed an extreme parasocial relationship with her after the season since she didn’t get Neptuned like Ellie. They almost all forgot that the entire reason she was cast in the first place was because she made thirst trap posts for Jet on instagram. This furthers the theory that the show is actually meant to blackpill incels on the nature of egirls.
 
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