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[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I haven't been watching the audition streams too closely because so many of these people genuinely suck. I kinda get the burnout Jet and Ben have and it probably is very demoralizing seeing loser after loser applying to be on the show.
Fans gotta go. Professional casting call all the way.

 

[ackack99]

Greg just trolled the wiggers into thinking hes a fishtank applicant lmao

 

[Marche]

Direnc, Letty and Aryeh were filming with Ricky Berwick at Danny Duncan's ice cream shop in Florida yesterday. There's a 24/7 livestream of the shop because one of Danny's employees is living there for a month to win $10,000. I'm too lazy to download the vod and do clips, but here's some relevant timestamps:

Direnc and Aryeh's arrival (it looks like Richy, the cameraguy from Bloodgames is filming their adventures)

Direc and Aryeh buy some ice cream and talk to the employee living at the shop

Richy and Aryeh badly explain Fishtank to Danny's employee

Ricky and Letty arrive

Letty takes over the ice cream shop (the chat thinks she's filming OF content with Direnc)

Danny Duncan arrives

Aryeh's first interaction with Danny Duncan

In a just society this would be considered a perfect look matched couple, maybe 30 years ago Aryeh would be considered higher value.

 

[TotallyNotAPsycho]

Letty takes over the ice cream shop (the chat thinks she's filming OF content with Direnc

oh they wish.

 

[Jotch]

I recently saw the "say faggot for free" advert for fishtank in the random pics thread, masterful advertising, I've been thinking about it for days now.
Does anyone know the story behind it?

 

[Marche]

Does anyone know the story behind it?

The video?
Its a parody of this.

 

[Agares]

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In a just society this would be considered a perfect look matched couple, maybe 30 years ago Aryeh would be considered higher value.

In the society that was promised 3000 years ago, Aryeh would be making six figures doing nothing at his family's bank and Direnc would be a housewife instead of a stripper.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

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In a just society this would be considered a perfect look matched couple, maybe 30 years ago Aryeh would be considered higher value.

Which stage would their kids be?

 

[Agares]

"Sooo uhh sorry that Combine advisor killed your dad, Alyx. Wanna come stay a my place tonight?"

 

[ackack99]

i really hope we dont see Mints on camera for season 5. pointless saying this because we definitely will, but if we get no Sam AND more Mints screentime it will be hard not to hit that big red X in the corner.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

i really hope we dont see Mints on camera for season 5. pointless saying this because we definitely will, but if we get no Sam AND more Mints screentime it will be hard not to hit that big red X in the corner.

I only want to see mints if the fish are allowed to mog him. I'd like to see the fish torture mints in various ways.

 

[Marche]

After seeing all these applicant videos I am honestly glad I took mine down weeks ago when I felt they probably already picked the contestants anyway.
Not just because this would have got me further phonebooked and facedoxed while clearly not getting on the show and not only am I not even close to as autistic and retarded as half of these people (I am clean shaven, my hair is not long or greasy and styled and my video is just me sitting in front of a fish tank talking about how bad Aboriginals smell) but because I am honestly shocked with how much worse it actually is.

Even Cryo seems somewhat normal compared to some of these people Jesus christ..
How am I suppose to compete with this...

 

[Halloween23]

Even Cryo seems somewhat normal compared to some of these people Jesus christ..
How am I suppose to compete with this...
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I'm assuming you haven't seen the posts where cryokeen explains how he washes his ass in the sink instead of using toilet paper. Including public sinks.

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

(((Jet))) just privated the audition streams on YouTube.

 

[Marche]

I'm assuming you haven't seen the posts where cryokeen explains how he washes his ass in the sink instead of using toilet paper. Including public sinks.

So he is a bit indian. at least he isnt shitting in diapers.... yet

 

[Agares]

So he is a bit indian. at least he isnt shitting in diapers.... yet

Saar he is honorary aryan. Toilet paper is white colonial oppression, saar and his people did the needful with just water for 4,000 years. The university of Kolkata has proven that washing your ass in a public sink has many health benefits.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Freddy begs to come back

The boys think the stream has ended and immediately start talking about what they made on TTS

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I did include the link to the original Boiler Room set (which is from 2024...) in my own post.

I'm pleased though that the resemblance is so uncanny that it did seem to fool some on here.

Nice, I got a few people in the RLM thread believing Max Landis was threatening ICE.

 

[TotallyNotAPsycho]

Freddy begs to come back
KDMsgY7-2Od071ns.mp4

The boys think the stream has ended and immediately start talking about what they made on TTS
ftl_still_live.mp4

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Nice, I got a few people in the RLM thread believing Max Landis was threatening ICE.

Dunno what is more pathetic

Freddy begging to be on the show for more money to spend on drugs or Jet not realizing the stream is still on going

 

[Irretrievable]

(((Jet))) just privated the audition streams on YouTube.

Did anyone here archive any of the full youtube audition streams?

 

[Marche]

Jets new hairstyle looks fucking stupid but I'm glad ICE caught him.