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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Dream replacement would be Luke and Frank cohosting but knowing the wiggers and their track record its almost for sure gonna be some combo of Alex Stein and Corey Feldman which would basically be the death of the show. Corey is a junkie who will go insane if he is separated from his molly supply and enablers but he will absolutely take the gig if the wiggers offered him enough money. Would be very funny if the wiggers didn't look into him enough to know this and gave him the job, Will probably watch but not nearly as intently as I did in previous seasons. Best case scenario prediction is be a ADL with better production value, unless they really knock it out of the park with the cast and freeloaders, and holy shit some of these audtions have been fucking terrible. Worst case scenario, the house gets swatted and Jet takes his new Tec 9 and holds court in the confessional.

Also extremely funny that Jet, who just got everyone into a shit load of legal trouble for season 4, is flashing guns 10 minutes into a stream.

10 Favorite Sam moments from fishtank in order:

Jon holding the pads for Sam
Sam getting the black gay guy to say These White People Tryna Kill Me
Sam and Jon debrief in Bloodgames
Wonka ending
Alex B Departure
Sam finding out about the groomer in Famous House 2
Basically his character the entire season 2
HA HA HA
Every motorbike bit in bloodgames
Bloodgames final battle
 
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Jet can not host, he just doesn't have it in him. The only thing he can do is either try to fuck 18 year old contestants or wear retard clothing. Sam hyde has his moments breaking shit, but Jet's 'moments' are just crashing out and kicking someone in the heat of the moment or trying to make fun of 4chan (remember his 'evil hacker' character from bloodgames?) I don't think anyone can 1 to 1 replace Sam but almost anyone would do a better job than Jet. Bring in Ronnie! Maybe bring in Frank if you want a fat retard who can break shit and not hurt someone, even Ben will know how to lead a show better than Jet. The scary thing is if Jet sees people talking about how dogshit of a job he'd do hosting, he'll take it as some sort of ego challenge and run season 5 into the dirt going 'see I can do a great job'
 
SenorPoop&Pee said:
Dream replacement would be Luke and Frank cohosting but knowing the wiggers and their track record its almost for sure gonna be some combo of Alex Stein and Corey Feldman
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Luke is a very likable dude and I would not want to see him as host. He'd be great for a production mouthpiece or to fill the "good cop" role that Jet filled in the first couple seasons. Talking to fish in confessional, helping to sort of out meltdowns and calm people down, asking the fish what kind of groceries they want for that week, that sort of thing. But seeing as he's a co-host on Sam's grifter show I don't think he'll be involved in fishtank in any capacity and I'm completely fine with that.

I'm a big Frank Hassle fan and have been following him since way before fishtank. He would not be a good host. His role on fishtank is perfect for his brand of comedy: come in for a few days to cause chaos and bully people into having meltdowns, then leave. I hope we see more of Frank on fishtank but not as the host of the show.

Alex Stein is the best choice for a replacement host. He has a background as a reality tv show contestant and as a reality tv show producer. He was dynamite on Season 3 as Alex Diamond and you can tell he really gets what makes fishtank funny and unique. He's also great at interacting with contestants like when he hyped up Mauro to stay in Season 1 or any interaction he had with Burt in Season 3. My biggest fear with Stein is that he would overly politicize the show, even moreso than Sam, with challenges based on the conservative twitter trend of the week like "the ICE challenge" or whatever. Sam leaving is an opportunity for the show to become less political and I hope they take advantage of it. And even if he did go hard on the right wing grifting as host, I still think he's their best bet.

I'm pretty damn certain the Corey Feldman being involved with fishtank thing was a joke. He definitely reply tweeted somebody at some point that he was just fucking around when he said he'd be the host because people were mentioning it to him, and that he didn't even know what fishtank was. But he must have deleted the tweet cause I can't find it. Maybe he'd be a good freeloader since Jet said they're going for celebrities.

I understand that Sam could be a vibe killer and too hard on the contestants sometimes, but the show won't be the same without him. Ben will be the only funny guy left on the show that is capable of improv, assuming Frank and Xavier are minimally involved and I am doubtful Xavier will even show up given that the show has moved states away. I can't imagine Season 2 without The Judge, Famous House without Jeremy Gold, or even Bloodgames without the Duke. A ton of the all time great moments of fishtank revolve around him and he was a big reason why the show was relevant to a wider audience. If you look at all of the DramaAlert twitter posts about fishtank throughout the seasons, most of them refer to fishtank as "Sam Hyde's reality show". Even this thread is called "Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General". I still think the show can be good without him and I see him being replaced as host as an opportunity to shake things up, but there will certainly be a difficult adjustment period in Season 5.
 
Wax said:
Fishtank is NOT a show, it is a livestream.
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Erm, what the spruce?
 
I love Alex Stein but he's so fucking loud all the time I do not want him as FishTank host. We really need Jan/Jace/Xavier but as a new character and preferably without a mask. He really would be the perfect person to do it, and supposedly he does a lot more planning and prep for his improv (according to Scott Sullivan who worked with him during BloodGames) than the rest of the crew does, maybe he could help Jet be more creative with challenges and stuff.

And I bet he'd be more active and available than Sam, could show up more during the day or at night after everyone's asleep, etc.

joker jimmy said:
Where is the Corey Feldman thing coming from?
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He would later go on to say he was just joking and didn't know what FishTank was.
 
Step out of the car sir said:
Gaslighting keem into thinking he’s hosting then switching it last minute would be funny, but his association with the dreaded lolc*w word definitely scares jet
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i think this concept would be the funniest with Alex B, especially if you convince him they're replacing him with Frank. let him host for a few days and then break the news and bring Frank in. on the other hand, trolling Alex B is kind of played out at this point, but it would make for the ultimate tweaker crashout.
 
Step out of the car sir said:
Gaslighting keem into thinking he’s hosting then switching it last minute would be funny, but his association with the dreaded lolc*w word definitely scares jet
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Getting anyone serious (at least serious about business) won't work in that case, since they'll want some guarantees spelled out on their contracts.
 
Bros... is it over?

I do not like Sam Hyde. At all. Not an MDE fan, can't stand his podcast and I do not agree with Sam politically. But I love Fishtank and Sam was vital to the show stream. He had his fuckups and terrible decisions, but he contributed so much.. The wiggers are going to struggle, but we're all going to watch anyway.

I barely watched S4 because of timezones and the fact that it was in the height of summer. But I have seen clips and as many here have said, it was clear he lost interest. I don't think this is a gaslight. It's an opportunity and I hope they figure something out.

Jet (Sam too) has an ego and that can get in the way. Maybe this is schizo, but I couldn't help but wonder if Jace stopped showing up after Bitchtank because the wiggers didn't want to be upstaged. There was the kino S3 cameo, so maybe that's false. He is incredibly talented, but I am skeptical he could make it as a main host. There's definitely a big role for him to play and I hope they let him do it.

Alex Stein. I didn't like him in S1, he was tolerable in S2 and he did a really good job in S3. Still, I couldn't see him as a main host. Maybe taking over once a week but I think he'd get old if he showed up more than that.

Having multiple hosts could work and it's probably what they'll end up doing. Who knows.

I loathe the idea of seeing Fish before the season starts. It needs to be a surprise for the audience. Getting to know them beforehand would kill a lot of the fun of the first week. I really hope they're just doing this for content and they actually plan to announce nothing before the season starts. I wish they could pull off another Famous House but I can accept that it's a very daunting task.

Casting fans becomes a bigger problem when you hate your fans. Especially after Nepstein leaks, there's a bigger chance that people will act like Jin and get kicked off or they'll cast asslickers. Best bet for a good show are weirdos that only vaguely know of Fishtank. And yeah, good luck casting women.

Still, I look down on Jet just as I look down on Sam. He's a hypocrite (did anyone else cringe when he started talking about marijuana in the stream?) and takes criticism poorly. But I still think he has the potential to keep delivering kino. I wish him well.
 
TitchBitties said:
When is that nigger Jet gonna put out the Season 3 edited episodes? Fat cuck has been slowplaying about them for a year
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This year. They fired the editor, presumably because it was going so slow, and got the unfinished episodes and are having someone else finish them now. All the content is in place and it just needs polishing.
 
If you think about it, Sam had dual roles on Fishtank. Not only did he have the ultimate executive authority to yeet any fish on the spot and kill bad bits before they got worse, he was also the forward-facing host of the show.

There's no reason why these two roles need to be the same person except for cost. They could hire someone who's simply entertaining to be the forward-facing host, but it's also essential that they have someone with the executive authority to fire fish and kill bits when they need to die, such as the prisoner bit on S3 that was costing a lot of money while failing miserably. This person only needs to be known as the top boss by the cast and the crew; they can be behind the scenes to the audience if needed.

SenorPoop&Pee said:
Corey Feldman
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This could be fucking hilarious if they were just setting Corey Feldman up for a rug pull. Gaslight him into thinking this is the best job he's been offered in years, his big chance for a comeback, and his one chance to actually be in charge, then flood him with unsolveable problems and never-ending drama until he breaks. It would be even funnier if they hired him some "Angels" to help gaslight him, stroke his massive ego, and prank him until he loses it.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
Jet (Sam too) has an ego and that can get in the way. Maybe this is schizo, but I couldn't help but wonder if Jace stopped showing up after Bitchtank because the wiggers didn't want to be upstaged. There was the kino S3 cameo, so maybe that's false. He is incredibly talented, but I am skeptical he could make it as a main host. There's definitely a big role for him to play and I hope they let him do it.
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Jace did a bit for Season 4 hassling the magician and he was actively working with them on Bloodgames 2. He was in the fold last we heard but it is unclear if he survived the move to Georgia. I wonder if he would host, mostly because I am unsure of why he has been a faceless actor for all of his Fishtank appearances. maybe he doesn't want to be a face.
 
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