🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    798
Balanciaga is multi-billion dollar company they know what photoshoots their putting out and have mutiple people looking over every campaign. They are responisble whether they hire out photoshoot taking or not. Putting children next to toys in bondage gear is disqusting. If your actually defending putting sexual objects near kids you need your hardrives checked.

Sam literally said he believes they did it intentionally and the company they claimed made the shoot was fake. Why would Jet knowning this think it's a great idea to support this company when his daddy Sam says they abuse children.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P1Y3ZxjPrcc3;27
this is more something you would believe if you believe in subtle messaging. I do believe in it but its not really good kiwifarm fare

Go to Fishtank.live. Since there is only one stream, you don't need to log in. Right-click and select "Inspect." In the Network tab, type "m3u8" into the filter box.

Yes.
that's funny I thought it would be more protected
 
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this dude looks so old and withered lmfao.
 
did jet and ben say something about ordering food from a korean place? then they said "don't say the name of the place, just order it we're not picky"
i don't know about other areas, but korean places are rare around me and if someone lived within ordering distance that could be a good clue.
 
did jet and ben say something about ordering food from a korean place? then they said "don't say the name of the place, just order it we're not picky"
i don't know about other areas, but korean places are rare around me and if someone lived within ordering distance that could be a good clue.
I heard them talk about tacos not Korean.
 
At the end we got some musings on the state of things. Speaking on the subject of transparency and making content outside of the 6-week show duration.

TLDW would be that they think having just a main show is 'not enough'/'wasted potential' even if financially it keeps them going. They wish to make content that is not the Battlechat and Streamstars filler for the offseason. They hint towards this being more metatextual stuff, BTS-like things. Whatever this means in practice we will have to see.


I did not watch all of this, but at the end when I was watching I did see an example of a pretty successful audition that I though was interesting as an example.


I think it is nice to at least know that there is movement towards Season 5. Not sure how effective public auditions really are, even as content. Yet I feel positive about all this, and I think that is mostly just that I can now see that there is something happening at all.

Short note for any insane retards out there reading this; They mentioned during this stream that Auditions on the site were fixed up and they will be accepting them for a little while longer if you are feeling some self-harm ideations.


EDIT;
If you want to watch on VLC, etc., save the attached file as .m3u8
Or, right-click on VLC, select Open Media > Open Network, and enter this link:
Only reason I have footage is that yt-dlp worked real good with this btw. thanks.
 

At the end we got some musings on the state of things. Speaking on the subject of transparency and making content outside of the 6-week show duration.
Future Plans S4 Onward(1).mp4
TLDW would be that they think having just a main show is 'not enough'/'wasted potential' even if financially it keeps them going. They wish to make content that is not the Battlechat and Streamstars filler for the offseason. They hint towards this being more metatextual stuff, BTS-like things. Whatever this means in practice we will have to see.


I did not watch all of this, but at the end when I was watching I did see an example of a pretty successful audition that I though was interesting as an example.
Good Audition(1).mp4

I think it is nice to at least know that there is movement towards Season 5. Not sure how effective public auditions really are, even as content. Yet I feel positive about all this, and I think that is mostly just that I can now see that there is something happening at all.

Short note for any insane retards out there reading this; They mentioned during this stream that Auditions on the site were fixed up and they will be accepting them for a little while longer if you are feeling some self-harm ideations.


EDIT;

Only reason I have footage is that yt-dlp worked real good with this btw. thanks.
you can use vlc to conver the entire stream into a video file. I've got a bunch of it if you wanted. also telling on yourself as an applicant to fishtankhehehe
 
also telling on yourself as an applicant to fishtankhehehe
This is libel.
you can use vlc to conver the entire stream into a video file. I've got a bunch of it if you wanted.
I got the last 2 hours or so, I think that's at least most of the site part of the stream. I can't see myself looking over it all really, but there must be some good little bits of info I missed all over this. Good to know though. They are planning on streaming even more tomorrow so there is going to be a lot of things to wade through.
 
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Burt dropped some lore tonight on stream. After his YouTube stream was taken down for violating TOS, he continued to stream on Kick and said that he was in a nine-year relationship with a man who is now in prison.
 
TLDW would be that they think having just a main show is 'not enough'/'wasted potential' even if financially it keeps them going. They wish to make content that is not the Battlechat and Streamstars filler for the offseason. They hint towards this being more metatextual stuff, BTS-like things. Whatever this means in practice we will have to see.
I honestly don't have a problem with this, as long as the projects don't distrupt the main Fishtank seasons. I like what I'm seeing so far, they deliver their promise to be more transparent and will be making content in the off season too. Even though, it took them 4 seasons to finally do good.
 
This is libel.

I got the last 2 hours or so, I think that's at least most of the site part of the stream. I can't see myself looking over it all really, but there must be some good little bits of info I missed all over this. Good to know though. They are planning on streaming even more tomorrow so there is going to be a lot of things to wade through.
I saw the entire stream from start to finish and you're not missing anything. a few minor fishtank characters came up. all of it is contained pretty well in the thread
 
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