🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Lady Rackets thong]

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Sam is dating Doja Cat. Life is Mizzy...

this checks out

 

[Blackstar]

this checks out
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Nobody tell Burt

 

[Marche]

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Sam is dating Doja Cat. Life is Mizzy...

Doja cat is ugly as fuck even for a NIGGER... poor mizzy.

 

[Randy Facalding]

this checks out
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Are you saying this because of his anal sex fetish (from when he groomed Marky) or is there something else I'm missing out on?

 

[Blindeye]

Are you saying this because of his anal sex fetish (from when he groomed Marky) or is there something else I'm missing out on?

He has queer vibes

 

[hog cranking frog]

Jet, I know you are read this, brother, we're shipping Sam with gay celebs we're so hungry for content, please, do the needful, start S5.

 

[Ryuk5]

What @Ryuk5 claims to be sex trafficking is not. According to the official DHS website, human trafficking is defined as: “Human trafficking involves the use of force, fraud, or coercion to obtain some type of labor or commercial sex act.”

Enticing people into prostution is still illegal. i just cited the wrong term and title.

 

[>-Ack!]

Watching the S3 recaps and now with the izzat revelations of 2025, I'm able to see the exact moment Simbals izzat physically leaves his body when Luke bodies him. Amazing.

lmao, this gives me a funny idea: replace stocks with izzat

Spoiler

don't take this seriously, obviously, don't be autistic

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

A TTS told Burt his relationship with his mom reminded them of Bates Motel, he pulled up a trailer and was positively titillated.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Are you saying this because of his anal sex fetish (from when he groomed Marky) or is there something else I'm missing out on?

Big Purple

also i believe sam would date doja cat, she used to do fucked up shit on tinychat and once threatened to make an animal crush video to piss off her fans. bitch is tweaked.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

FYI she's half Jew, half-black. I don't know if there is a racism pass for blacks of Zulu decent; just putting it out there.

Edit: Her mom is Jewish (dad is black, many such cases) so there’s a non-zero chance Mr. Hyde could be the father of mulatto Jewish children.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

FYI she's half Jew, half-black. I don't know if there is a racism pass for blacks of Zulu decent; just putting it out there.

It's a Jewish show so this is perfectly fine for Sam.

 

[Agares]

It's a Jewish show so this is perfectly fine for Sam.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jRQVXO-iRD8

The real reason why Goldstriker gambled away Burt's prize money.

 

[Marche]

Jet... Mints... whoever from Production reads this thread
You have a chance to do the funniest shit right now... You got Luke but are you good enough to get Mickey?

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Jet... Mints... whoever from Production reads this thread
You have a chance to do the funniest shit right now... You got Luke but are you good enough to get Mickey?
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still waiting for vincent gallo to ruin his life and make an appearance on fishtank.

let a wigga dream.

 

[Super An Hero]

So you wanna be on Fishtank?​

Applications for Season 5 have been open for a month. To some people the opportunity to be on Sam Hyde's friendship simulator is appealing. If you're applying to be on Fishtank, chances are you're applying because you think it will improve your life.

Here are the past contestants and some freeloaders. I went over the basics of their post fishtank outcomes and assigned a grade. Sam & company always ask the fish what they want to get out of FT and what their goals were after the show which made it easy to provide an objective measure on how successful they were.

Season 1

Contestant	Pros	Cons	Grade
Josie	Successful streaming career. Travels, loyal fanbase and paypigs. Found a bf.	Hasn't branched out far outside the FT sphere	A
Letty	Successful streaming career, connections with the IP2 and NY art crowd. Traveled the world. Appeared in Extreme Peace. Good outlook for the future. No longer a neet	Doxed, revenge porn leaked. Fucked Chicken Andy	B
Vance	Job on production. 100-300 view streamer. Released an album and completed a tour	Broke up with gf.	A
Sylvia	Onlyfans blew up. Released an album and completed a tour. Appeared in Extreme Peace. Met husband and had a kid.	Lost friends due to her association with the evil nazis	A
Damiel	Still affiliated with the wiggers	In more or less the same place he was before FT	D
Jon	Successful streaming career. Built connections with AF and made a lot on crypto. Profiled by Turkey Tom. Fishtank spin off. Lots of potential to grow	Lost it all but that wasn't FT's fault. Badly injured his leg and didnt let it heal properly.	F
Mauro	Was on the news in his hometown	Everyone thinks he's a fat whiny loser	D
Simmons	Appeared on Chime and Prank Planet	Weird literature and pedo tedencies revealed. No chance of any online career	F
Tai	Went on tour. Appeared in an indie film	Career hasn't grown much since his appearances	C
Lance	Began a commentary channel on YouTube.	Failed. Back to regular life	D
Betty	Lots of fans and an army of paypigs. Able to support herself through content creation	You do not want to know what content she makes	F
Fatty	Regular appearances increased fan base. Lost 200+ pounds. Was homeless now has a home. Friendships and support group. Connections with major influencers. His life was saved by being on Fishtank.	None	A+

Season 2

Contestant	Pros	Cons	Grade
TJ	Hot girlfriend. Travels the world and makes appearances with other fish. Got the $50k grand prize	Broke up with Taylor. Lubecooch revealed. Failed at streaming. Broke his arm. Hasn't made a lot of his opportunity.	C
Shinji	None	All his winnings were lost. Failed streaming career. Crash out and cut off everyone. Dropped out of UCLA and is back prostituting himself in Japan	F
Tayleigh	Successful small business. Streams twice a week to a good sized audience	Not paid in full. Doxed and family swatted. Crashed out on her fans. Boyfriend revealed to be a tranny chaser. Fell out with her fanbase and disappeared for a while.	C
Trish	Streams to a small base of fans. Makes appearances on spin offs	Failed to establish herself in Austin. Robbed multiple times. Tattooing never panned out.	C
Jimmy	Got a job that allows him to live independently. Streams regularly to a small base. Has time to work on S4/BG2 and other spin offs. Has new friends. Continues to clean up Hoarderman's place. Moved past the mallet incident.	S4/BG2 were cancelled but that wasn't his fault.	A
Brian	Broke up with CK. Got engaged to a rich fan.	CK occasionally a logs him but its not a big deal	A
Cole	The fan base still views him positively	Doxed and family swatted. Didn't make any friends or get a gf. Dropped out of BG. Crash out and deleted everything.	F
Megan	Got a $20 Roblox gift card	Still trolling kids on Roblox	D
JC	Has a small precense where she uploads normie videos	Not a lot of viewers	B
Summer	Rich cryptobro boyfriend.	Had a mental breakdown and institutionalized. Ostracized by the fan base. Doxed and all her friends went to 4chan and KF to dump her secrets. Streams to 10-15 people. She probably has herpes. Fucked Jon.	F
Taylor	Massively successful gambling influencer with 150k+ followers on Instagram	Cheated on TJ if Trish is to be believed	A
CK	None	Lost Brian. Living with her dad and huffing duster. Slowly going insane streaming herself to nobody. Got arrested and spent 3 months in jail because no one would bail her out. Body cam footage leaked and it was embarrassing	F
Duanyay	Appears in Jubilee adjacent slop. Literally became a freeloader by moving in with 2 fans.	Spinoff was a failure. No longer has regular spots on Stein	D
Greg	Got new fans. Was able to shed the Fake Mr Beast image. Travels, appears on other peoples streams, and had 2 FT spinoffs.	Growth has stagnated. Congregated was cancelled midway	C

Season 3

Contestant	Pros	Cons	Grade
Burt	Successful streaming career. Appeared with Brandon Buckingham and Logan Paul. Made connections with Matan, 4FunGuys, and Adam22 and has a good future in content creation	Lost his firefighting and tutoring jobs. Received little prize money. Cut off from wiggers. Has regular mental breakdowns and throws tantrums on Twitter. Declared bankruptcy, moved back in with his family.	B
Binx	Gained a few paypigs. Traveled a lot.	Family doxed. Viewers collapsed because she's boring. Culturally enriched by foreign youths. FT fanbase still doesn't like her outside of her paypigs	D
Payton	Has a modeling agency and is active on all platforms. Traveling around the US and meeting lots of people. Appears to be successful	No gf	A
Simbal	Made a short film. Occasional acting roles. Got engaged.	Reviled by the fanbase. Bridge severed with FT. Wageslave at an airport. Will never be a big name actor	D
Mizzy	Moderately successful streamer. Released a couple songs. A few podcast appearances. Got a part in a indie film.	Mizzy Method YT series failed. Acting and music gigs have petered out. Dwindling views. Probably won't evolve beyond the FT base.	C
Alex	Made appearances on a few podcasts. Appeared on 2 FT spin offs and was the best part on both of them. Made a lot of money on Magic Stars.	Continues to be humiliated by his wife. A-logged by Frank and Burt. Solo streams don't crack 50. Little hope for growth beyond fishtank unless he changes his approach.	D
Laron	Dissed Alex B and Duanyay. Still making skits on Instagram	Hasn't grown at all	D
Alexis	Avoided getting in a polycule with Laron and his husband. Made $10k selling her panties to gooners.	Still sold her panties to gooners	D
Smack	No longer lives in Seattle. Making skating posts on Instagram. Publishes poetry and participates in art festivals.	Tore her ACL but looks to be recovering	C
Ted	Has a pottery business	No fans and hated by the fanbase	D
Ian	Fakes disability and rips off the government	Lost all his goodwill from the fans because of his tantrum at Jobe. E-begging the community to cashapp him money.	F
Luke	Job with the wiggers. Regular parts on MDE shorts and TSHS. Moved to Rhode Island. Hasn't been doing to bad for himself	Family doxed. Not doing as much solo art.	A
Connor	None	Doxed. Gay past and present revealed. Fucked a tranny. Stalked by Burt to this day.	F
Jobe	Has a podcast with Jeff. Worked on S4.	None	B

Season 4

Contestant	Pros	Cons	Grade
Ellie	Still has simps on bant. Might have a future internet career.	Family doxed. Pumped and dumped by Jet. Tried to recruit her friends to be fucked by wiggers	D
Daniel	Grew his internet precense	Still a virgin. Beaten up on thank tank. Didn't buy his grandpas cabin.	D
Freddy	Released a few songs. Appeared with a few other fish	Not a lot of activity. Still lives with his parents. No gigs, albums, or tours.	D
Angie	Streams to a few paypigs. Travelled and streamed with other fish	Got back with her abusive boyfriend. Still lives with her parents.	C
Drench	Back to normal life	Hasn't started the family she wanted	D
Jin	Made some money on Magic Stars	Streams to almost nobody. Too scared to approach women. Still obsessed with Angie	D
Rachel	Got engaged	Did not achieve an acting career or a job on production	D
Aryeh	Makes regular spots on podcasts and streams. Got an FT spinoff. Travels regularly. Quote tweeted by Elon	Fucked a tranny and got fucked by Burt. Hasn't began his video essay career.	C
Seth	Streams to a few fans.	Couldn't score with Angie. Broke down crying over his virginity. Now cross dressing	D

As you can see the most successful Fishtank contestants are the ones who didn't self sabotage. Though some fish like Shinji had bad luck, other people like Jon had it handed to them and they pissed it away. The kind of person who appears on FT is the kind of person who is more likely to fuck up building on it afterward.

If you happen to be one of the lucky few who gets the call to be on S5, you know yourself better than anyone. You can predict how you will react to what happens in the tank and what direction your life will take after your appearance. The good news is what happens on the show tends to stay on the show. Fishtank is too niche for anyone to give a shit about what went on. Jimmy got a job working with dangerous factory equipment less than a month after assaulting a woman half his size over a toy phone.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

I’d bet my life Simbal makes more than Taylor

Also, Simbal got engaged to a pretty Brazilian woman, who I’m sure is a huge cunt like all Brazilians but that at least deserves a D

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I’d bet my life Simbal makes more than Taylor

Simbal has the brattyness and entitlement that only comes from being from an indian family with a cumulative net-worth of more than $3MM but less than 5.

 

[Blackstar]

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Taylor still wins since she's not indian

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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Great. They're going to produce horrors beyond human comprehension. Favela monkeys are already on the edge of comprehension.