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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    774
Jobe and Greg have been the best drunk pieces of shit on fishtank. Jobe just babbling like a retard and turning into a mini frank hassle is hilarious. I still think about how he was fucking with that gay homeless guy and frank had to tell him him to give him a rest
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Just saw a video of Burt on a super normie channel called"4fun" (this channel has over 2 million subs very large channel) and he goes straight into his "I'm a black urban ripped trainer" shtick and it's pretty hilarious. The part I found notable and why I'm even bringing it up is the ENTIRE comment section loves him. Literally all the comments are asking for more of him. I thought that no large company or channel would ever touch him because he's a huge sex pest to basically anyone who gets near him regardless of gender or race but I guess he managed somehow. Pretty surreal to see.
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i’m glad a bunch of normies see burt for what he is. a gay bisexual man who loves old jewish men
 
Creature is right, the baseline Fishtank format is boring now.
Burt is like the manifested revelation and living symbol of its death. Like an african AIDS-ridden antichrist of sorts. Jet Neptune's very own sleep paralysis demon.

If/when season 5 comes, it needs to be something very new and interesting. Need the wiggers to put all seven braincells left amongst them into shaking up the whole idea in a big way. I don't think it'll make it to S6 if they offer up another half-baked waste of time. It needs to be good from beginning to the absolute bitter end.

No one thinks it will happen. Prove us all wrong, Neptune.
 
Rolex said:
Creature is right, the baseline Fishtank format is boring now.
Burt is like the manifested revelation and living symbol of its death. Like an african AIDS-ridden antichrist of sorts. Jet Neptune's very own sleep paralysis demon.

If/when season 5 comes, it needs to be something very new and interesting. Need the wiggers to put all seven braincells left amongst them into shaking up the whole idea in a big way. I don't think it'll make it to S6 if they offer up another half-baked waste of time. It needs to be good from beginning to the absolute bitter end.

No one thinks it will happen. Prove us all wrong, Neptune.
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fishtank was initially good because it felt like a startup version of a reality show.

a step up from the typical sort of content houses and streaming events that the sort of person who watches streamers is used to.
instead of putting a bunch of z-list e-celebs in a McMansion and exploring the more retarded among them for epic IP2-style degen content, or doing the same thing and adding some semblance of structure like "Ice Poseidon's gonna get all his andys together and do simulated torture / shove 'em all in an RV and get them blasted on every drug under the sun and hope nobody gets raped again" it offered actual structure with autistic nobodies that could be molded into absolute content machines by the end of a season, as well as more "edgy" and "reality TV" esque challenges with financial incentives.

it was like big brother if the showrunners were alt-tech geeks at first. then it became painfully obvious that they were just gas-huffing wiggers with no real plan and S1/2 were lightning-in-a-bottle that got mega-cucked by legal issues, wiggerism, and the biggest financial backers(sam and that other jew) not giving a shit.
 
Rolex said:
Creature is right, the baseline Fishtank format is boring now.
Burt is like the manifested revelation and living symbol of its death. Like an african AIDS-ridden antichrist of sorts. Jet Neptune's very own sleep paralysis demon.

If/when season 5 comes, it needs to be something very new and interesting. Need the wiggers to put all seven braincells left amongst them into shaking up the whole idea in a big way. I don't think it'll make it to S6 if they offer up another half-baked waste of time. It needs to be good from beginning to the absolute bitter end.

No one thinks it will happen. Prove us all wrong, Neptune.
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I think I agree broadly. I still think they can get something out of the basic Fishtank thing. There is some magic in all of this that is hard to grasp.

Kitty Cat Man said:
it was like big brother if the showrunners were alt-tech geeks at first. then it became painfully obvious that they were just gas-huffing wiggers with no real plan and S1/2 were lightning-in-a-bottle that got mega-cucked by legal issues, wiggerism, and the biggest financial backers(sam and that other jew) not giving a shit.
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I think Season 4 was just a huge mess from the start, not saying I was not caught up in some excitement around the show starting though. Going back to the Season 1 House offered nothing at all and obviously didn't evolve into anything. Even if it didn't get cancelled I think it would have been an empty premise. Season 2 and 3 being pretty high-concept is the kind of thing they need to do and they have to figure out how to run the show for 6 weeks, something they only get worse at. In season 3 the RV trip is the obvious fall, but Production leaning on Burt just doing schizobabble in his room was bad as well. Then they fucked up the prison thing, the Famous House 2 thing. lots of bad moves leading up to the RV too.

There has been a real rot in production they have not addressed.
 
Details about Aryeh's time at school from preddit.

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Just shut it down. Just shut it all down.
What a fucking gay retarded mess this entire thing has become now.
Imagine. This isn't going to stop. Each season we'll get more of these retards still clinging onto their 2 minutes of fame on a Sam Hyde produced reality show (aka niche). Then all they're gonna be doing is whoring, sucking, and possibly fucking Burt.
 
Unmarkedgrave said:
GROSSSSSSSSSS
why would Burt fuck Aryeh? He said the kiss with him was “not fun” and he was “ok looking”.
I hate Aryeh more than I hate Ted (which is a lot). Watching Frank hassle Aryeh brought me joy 😊
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Burt fucks 90 year old decrepit Jewish lawyers, he will fuck anything and everything.

He says he finds Jet vile and unattractive, but I guarantee he would still fuck him if given the chance, because Burt is nothing but sexual deviancy packed in to a surgically altered human body on a cocktail of sex pest VD drugs.
 
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yoursavior said:
Just shut it down. Just shut it all down.
What a fucking gay retarded mess this entire thing has become now.
Imagine. This isn't going to stop. Each season we'll get more of these retards still clinging onto their 2 minutes of fame on a Sam Hyde produced reality show (aka niche). Then all they're gonna be doing is whoring, sucking, and possibly fucking Burt.
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Love that for Burt honestly. Becoming the Nepstein
 
Clip from yesterday's Burtstream:

Aryeh plays the gay choir's "we will convert your children" song. He's very enthusiastic and sings along as he knows some of the lyrics. All while Burt is just standing there dumbfounded. Aryeh then proceeds to excuse trannifying children while Burt is the one telling him how "problematic" it is. How can someone make Burt look normal and reasonable?

It should also be noted that before this clip Aryeh already tried to play this creepy gay song but was told by Frank it's not a good idea. This happened after Frank left the apartment for a while and wasn't there to tard wrangle him. The video was turned off by Burt's tech guy who has remote access to his PC.
 
yoursavior said:
Imagine. This isn't going to stop. Each season we'll get more of these retards still clinging onto their 2 minutes of fame on a Sam Hyde produced reality show (aka niche).
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maybe this will teach them to get a bit more creative with their streams and projects. as long as people turn up and watch the slop they will keep doing it though.

this thankful tank iteration sounded like something with a plan (given how far in advance it was announced) but as jimmy has made clear; this is dumbgay's thing. he managed to get fishes to come over to the house he squats at and now hopes people will keep paying for TTS and toys so he can make some extra cash while they all sit around reading chat in 480p with awful audio. embarrassing.

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skrod said:
Frank bullying arye this weekend made me very happy.
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I've said it before but I like how Frank used to torment these autistic retards quite heavily online (See Ringing up Chibis mum) and now hangs out with just as big retards he considers friends.
Him, Burt and Greg all work together really well, sure Frank fucks with them a bit but it's more in an entertaining way than flattout belittling them.
 
Marche said:
I've said it before but I like how Frank used to torment these autistic retards quite heavily online (See Ringing up Chibis mum) and now hangs out with just as big retards he considers friends.
Him, Burt and Greg all work together really well, sure Frank fucks with them a bit but it's more in an entertaining way than flattout belittling them.
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I think frank is somewhat fond of Burt because he finds him funny and entertaining, but he's fucked with him plenty and has certainly downright belittled him to the point of cruelty, all for the sake of comedy. He seems to actually like and respect Greg for being a hard worker and a decent guy. I don't think he likes or respects arye, nor does he find him funny at all, which is based.
 
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