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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Man that was a horrible day for Fishtank. Jet had a point though, no one should really be watching on Thanksgiving. Why they had the season land on a holiday though is beyond me.
TWO holidays plus Halloween if that also counts. And an election as well but that was good for gaslighting. Imagine being stuck in a house with no outside contact and you have no idea who the next president is going to be while TTS and production are gaslighting you every day.
 
sure, we havent had any S5 updates, but Frank is back to harassing boomers in grocery stores.

 
sure, we havent had any S5 updates, but Frank is back to harassing boomers in grocery stores.

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Judging from the boomer's accent, he's doing these new Hassles in Florida which takes balls. His old videos were in New England at the height of the pandemic, so it was mostly mask wearing shitlibs getting harassed but Floridians? Those are a different breed. A far more dangerous one.
 
Judging from the boomer's accent, he's doing these new Hassles in Florida which takes balls. His old videos were in New England at the height of the pandemic, so it was mostly mask wearing shitlibs getting harassed but Floridians? Those are a different breed. A far more dangerous one.
You're not kidding, the guy pulled something out which is when Frank started backing up. Hard to tell if it's a knife, a screwdriver or something else.
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Judging from the boomer's accent, he's doing these new Hassles in Florida which takes balls. His old videos were in New England at the height of the pandemic, so it was mostly mask wearing shitlibs getting harassed but Floridians? Those are a different breed. A far more dangerous one.
i think the funniest arc would be if he gets shot, survives, and continues hassling.

also he has filmed a number of videos in Georgia, Philly, and even a few in Florida. personally im just waiting for him to get a plane ticket to Renton and deliver on his promise to hassle Philip Burnell. would be great content while we wait another year for S5.

EDIT: well well well...

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i think the funniest arc would be if he gets shot, survives, and continues hassling.

also he has filmed a number of videos in Georgia, Philly, and even a few in Florida. personally im just waiting for him to get a plane ticket to Renton and deliver on his promise to hassle Philip Burnell. would be great content while we wait another year for S5.

EDIT: well well well...

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I didn't know he Hassled in places where more people are packing heat. That takes balls, but his gut probably acts like a layer of level IIIA body armor that can stop most pistol bullets. Personally I'd love to see him pay former fish a visit. Imagine the content we'd get if he went to Bend and fucked with Jon or if he tracked Jimmy down in Pennsylvania or New Hampshire or wherever the fuck he lives now.
 
i think the funniest arc would be if he gets shot, survives, and continues hassling.

also he has filmed a number of videos in Georgia, Philly, and even a few in Florida. personally im just waiting for him to get a plane ticket to Renton and deliver on his promise to hassle Philip Burnell. would be great content while we wait another year for S5.

EDIT: well well well...

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I wouldn't get excited. He's been teasing this for like half a decade at this point.
 
I didn't know he Hassled in places where more people are packing heat. That takes balls, but his gut probably acts like a layer of level IIIA body armor that can stop most pistol bullets. Personally I'd love to see him pay former fish a visit. Imagine the content we'd get if he went to Bend and fucked with Jon or if he tracked Jimmy down in Pennsylvania or New Hampshire or wherever the fuck he lives now.
I'd love to see him track down Alex B and his ogre wife. He might actually kill Frank though
 
I'll take even S2 at this rate

I'll throw in one: cast is sourced entirely from Leftist subreddits and they think they're in a proof-of-concept for a post-revolution commune
Sam would get pissed off at their views even if they specifically picked them for having them and start wrecking the show if they all aren’t like “Yeah we agree with you now” by day two.
 
Lmao he should start showing up at Payton’s house regularly.
Payton should be left alone because she's one of the few competitors that realized shortly after leaving the show that everyone and everything involved with Fishtank is radioactive. Payton has an actual unstained career somehow.
 
Payton should be left alone because she's one of the few competitors that realized shortly after leaving the show that everyone and everything involved with Fishtank is radioactive. Payton has an actual unstained career somehow.
It’s possible she’s making more at starbucks than 90% of fishtank contestants. Everyone in s4 besides wrench, of the s3 original fish the nurse probably does ok, but I don’t think anyone else there is clearing 40k over the course of a whole year every year. Which, if you’re working minimum wage at starbucks in TX, is only 5k hours a year, that’s just 14 hours a day if you don’t take any days off
 
Some pictures of the BG2 set from the guy who was fired from the project (the NPC/volunteer that Sodaman? bitched at gayly, video was posted here). I don't think these have been seen before, they're presumably from the setup phase.
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Some pictures of the BG2 set from the guy who was fired from the project (the NPC/volunteer that Sodaman? bitched at gayly, video was posted here). I don't think these have been seen before, they're presumably from the setup phase.
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The mixed themes, animal cutouts, and overall goofiness remind me LittleBigPlanet. Coincidentally, both died tragically and both are goated, kino, peak etc

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Some pictures of the BG2 set from the guy who was fired from the project (the NPC/volunteer that Sodaman? bitched at gayly, video was posted here). I don't think these have been seen before, they're presumably from the setup phase.
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That schizophrenic pig prop is like an abstract self-portrait of Jet himself.
 
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