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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
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ackack99 said:
i think Season 5 is still happening eventually. not just Jet,
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I'm a pretty out spoken NO IT WONT poster, but if we do get a S5 I don't think it be with Sam.

ackack99 said:
the entire crew would be taking too much of an L if they just decided to axe the show
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When I thought of MDE I used to think edgy, transgressive, and angry style of comedy, but after four seasons of fish tank I now think of them as being degenerate, sleazy, gross , a kind of predictable low brow humor.

I cant imagine Sam wants to keep associating his brand with people like Burt and the guy who eats poop. Is that the kind of lasting legacy Sam wants to leave behind?

"Here Lies MDE, they filmed hours black men jerking off and Mexicans eating shit"

ackack99 said:
what would Jet even do? fishtank has been his gig for the past two and a half years, and hes soured his reputation. his only other option would be to do behind the scenes work for Sam, but i feel like with his shift in content he might not be needed there, either. i feel like he has to try and make things work to save his own ass.
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I dont think this is something Jet can give up on even if Sam has completely removed himself from the equation. I don't think Sam really gets final say on what Jet does with FT, I think he's the main producer. He could just go onto produce another type of FT show by himself.

Here is a hot take: I think Jet has a voyeurism fetish, hence why the camera would just study Ellie's face constantly. I don't think the show is going any where for that reason alone.


ackack99 said:
i was extremely bummed out when they cut the show short, as we all were, but i still retained some optimism. now, three months out, we've gotten no updates, we have the Jet Weinstein drama, and a handful of mentally ill retards are eating poop on the fishtank site. i feel like they're going to have to seriously knock S5 out of the park to win people back and regain momentum, but at this point im feeling a lot less confident in their ability to pull it off given all of the fuck-ups they've made.
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If not for the kiwi farms I wouldn't have a fucking clue what goes on at the fishtank site. I wouldnt know about Jet being a disgusting weirdo. I dont keep up with the Fish through social media. I don't care to follow an 18 year old asian girl and piece together cryptic messages she leaves behind. I rely entirely on this site to keep me informed of fish tank happenings. Nobody on youtube is doing it, so i dont think most fans know. I only watch FT. I don't care about their spin off stuff or what ever boring ass random shit is happening on the site in between seasons of FT. I know there are thousands of people just like me in this regard. As disappointing as S4 was, I think that the minute they announce a S5 all the fans, the majority of FT fans will be tuning in, regardless how they feel about Jet Nepstein.

ackack99 said:
they really need to stop fucking around, get some professionalism, and make sure the next few seasons are as good as they can be, or fishtank will end as a sad memory of what could have been if production took it more seriously.
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I don't see it happening.
 
They have nowhere to go with s5. S1 worked because of the novel concept. S2 built on that by having all fans so they could torture them. S3 had the famous house gaslight. There’s nothing they can do to reinvent the show that won’t feel like they’re just rehashing the old format. Even if they did blood games 2 it wouldn’t have been the same.
 
Expertjogger said:
They have nowhere to go with s5.
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They have places to go:
1- Everyone is a plant save for ONE (or two contestants), the rest of the cast acts in accordance to chat/polls/etc.
2- Famous Neighborhood, actually run two houses, maybe with 6 people each. Considerable more effort, make contestant switch houses, have them able to communicate on some ways. (like writing letters).

And that's only five minutes of me spitballing.
 
Great Sun Jester said:
They have places to go:
1- Everyone is a plant save for ONE (or two contestants), the rest of the cast acts in accordance to chat/polls/etc.
2- Famous Neighborhood, actually run two houses, maybe with 6 people each. Considerable more effort, make contestant switch houses, have them able to communicate on some ways. (like writing letters).

And that's only five minutes of me spitballing.
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1- they already did this basically in S2, every one was an MDE fan except for JC.
2-This is just another version of free loaders, but with a show that's twice as expensive and twice as hard to run.
 
Another reminder we'd be balls deep in high tier loot and elf pussy right now if things had gone a different route.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
It would be kind of funny if S5 cast was exclusively barely legal asian girls. Just in a "Fuck you, the shows dead anyway." sort of way.
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The simpbux from that would be enough that Jet would unironically be able to buy every pair of shoes on the planet (not just the shitty Balenciagas he buys). He'd probably have enough left over to set up a factory to produce his own galaxy gas supply, too.
 
If anything this idiot streamstars/wars stuff provides a big list of people you really don't want on the actual show.
An endless stream of the worst parts of the fanbase.

Still sucks ass, don't whiff S5 please.
 
I actually am kinda bummed Cole came back and got scared again.
I know he browses /bant/ (fuck that lmao) and more fish than not browse this thread.
Just to be clear, I genuinely think Cole is entertaining and not in a "lolcow" way. He's probably the only Fish who never disappointed for me post tank. I'd rather watch a new Cole stream than any of those losers and faggots on Magic/Stream Stars combined.
 
Great Sun Jester said:
They have places to go:
1- Everyone is a plant save for ONE (or two contestants), the rest of the cast acts in accordance to chat/polls/etc.
2- Famous Neighborhood, actually run two houses, maybe with 6 people each. Considerable more effort, make contestant switch houses, have them able to communicate on some ways. (like writing letters).

And that's only five minutes of me spitballing.
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“Only” five minutes as if these ideas aren’t complete ass. The first one is just Temu season 2 and the second one is a joke they made in s3.

Here are real 5 minute ideas, niggerlicker certified heat:
  • All felons / RSOs, all illegals, all right wing grifters etc
  • Teams (guys vs girls, whites vs others)
  • Flood different rooms of the house daily
  • Live biometric monitoring
  • Diet manipulation
  • Daily fan vote whether show continues following day
  • Porn room where contestants can go have sex for fishbucks
  • Rape dungeon
  • Fishtoys are sex toys like dildos, cock rings you have to wear it for 24 hours
  • Rape dungeon
  • Ladyboy freak off with Aryeh as the freakmaster
  • Everyone wears stockings/launderie
  • Domestic violence challenge
  • Rape dungeon
 
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