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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
What would you need to do to fix a house that floods like that? Surely it must be something more serious than a broken sump pump because those cost like a couple hundred bucks.
Well you have to get water away from the foundation outside of it so gutters, french drains and other nonsense to run the water off. Inside you chisel out the concrete where the cracks area and pour anew.
This is still so much more than I would have guessed.
The property taxes there are 6k a year, So 2 years they had it we can say 12k in property tax. Mortgage? Probably 3k a month given rates at the time being 10%-12%. So about 60k in mortgage payments since they bought the house. Closing fees are usually near 5-6% of the house price for the seller. So we'll round it to 40k. So we're looking near 110k in profit being eaten before you consider the renovation costs. If the renovations exceeded 50k they're in the red for the S2 house flip.
 
the scottish hitch hiker on spic tank released a weird skit from the spic tank house with the spic tank cast. i have no idea what his role was in all of this
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The other day the stickermule guy said on xitter he was sending out free shirts.
i dm'ed him on xitter and he did actually send me a free stickermule shirt.
thanks stickermule!
 
This is amazing.
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Also it looks like we'll probably get El Estanque S2 before Fishtank S5
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Will they stream it on the FT site again though? I'm moderately hyped for Estanque 2 because it was one of the best FT knockoffs besides ConGREGated and it's insane what they pulled off with a fraction of Jet's budget in a developing country.
 
what if estanque 2 is s5...
Then Jet outsourced the content to El Salvador for a fraction of the cost of an American FT season and fucked off. Though that would be very out of character for him because he wouldn't have access to dirt poor Latinas for him to try to fuck.
 
Remember the leaked conversation of Jet calling Shadi his biggest op and wanting to fight her like a man? A 7 minute version of that call has leaked and it has Jet mentioning us :story:
Nothing new gets revealed, just a longer conversation about Shadi being a backstabbing snake, his biggest problem, being online all the time on gossip sites like 4chan and KF and overall more complaining about her.
 
Remember the leaked conversation of Jet calling Shadi his biggest op and wanting to fight her like a man? A 7 minute version of that call has leaked and it has Jet mentioning us :story:
Nothing new gets revealed, just a longer conversation about Shadi being a backstabbing snake, his biggest problem, being online all the time on gossip sites like 4chan and KF and overall more complaining about her.
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I really liked the part where the dumb nigger hog recording this breathes into the mic.
 
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