🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Bingo Enjoyer]

His fire rap career
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fW396S33wKk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BeJX_5098Qk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b8neD-xGSdY
btw he gets pissy if you ask if his rap music was a joke, he considers himself a real rapper, not a novelty/joke rapper.

Ngl I like his more recent verses with the galaxy gas voice

Luke is probably the only person in the wigger crew where I'd be surprised if he behaved in this manner.

Ben and jet ... like everyone already knew this was happening before the texts and shit came out about it.
'jet is sleazy' is like 'water is wet' it's just obvious.

also lol at the "business chat" tag

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Bffr, he’s a South Florida gym bro, sexual assault is in his DNA. They play by different rules there tho, so maybe he’s “raped” a few chicks by regular American standards, but to them it’s just the same as a peck on the cheek

You're wrong... that Venn diagram has a LOT of overlap. Trust me.

Speaking for myself, I think fishtank is a good show, and Sam is definitely a hugely important comedian, but I’m also against child rape. I feel that like should be uncontroversial

 

[Agares]

How does it feel to be cucked by the Eastern European knockoff Boss Baby?

It cost him $15k too. Such are the wages of simping.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

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Alexis isn't my type and with my career I hate nurses in general, but she fucking turnt me up sometimes man. She was a harpy but disappointed she left so quick after the reveal, as her drunken whore shenanigans when they introduced Jobe warmed me up to her.

Yeah her figure is just my type. It made sense to me that she left since she had an actual career. But I saw pictures of her like making out with the drunk freeloader on some sad excuse of a podcast, and people said she started selling used panties or something? Both of which seem somehow more embarrassing than Fishtank

 

[DustBuns]

Seth bros down bad. Context this is sardine tank and they brought in Angelina.

Edit: Zoomers roasting your simp competition for damaged flip pussy without resorting to AI challenge: impossible.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

S4 contestant Jin shit-talks Jet! Says he needs to lose weight, discusses when Jet said he wanted Jin to swing on him, says Jet is such a woman!

Jin wants to get the hashtag #HymenReveal trending so Ellie will reveal if Jet deflowered her or not! Speculates that Jet's pencil-like dick might be too small to break her hymen!

Jin shows off his hooker loyalty stamp card - discusses the intricacies of the system, and the possibility of bringing Dan to Japan to fuck hookers.

Jin talks about Dan's failing streaming career

Jin alogging Dan some more: Dan's failed Twitter AMA, his fucked up face and body.

Angie does not like Dan

Jin is too nervous to approach girls, chat suggests he starts offering random women money for sex

Jin sees a Jeet

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Jin sees a Jeet

Jin was too powerful for Jet.

 

[Polyboros2]

I think the downfall happened when they decided to start S4 knowing that they were going to get shut down.

I don't think they started the Season knowing it was gonna get shut down.

I think they were monumentally stupid enough to think they could spit in the municipal governments face and all they'd do to them was fine 500/day.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Out of all the fish from S4, I think Jin is the most entertaining fish post-season. I especially like his drunk stream when he attempted to talk to girls. I remember watching him trying to talk to girls on a subway train while drunk, all the girls freaked out and immediately switched seat cause they were afraid of him. After his attempt failed, he called his chatter losers and creeps for their advice at approaching girls. He does have this loser charm to him that make him entertaining to watch. I wish he would stream with Letty but he talked a bunch of shit about her so I think she wouldn't want to.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I wish he would stream with Letty but he talked a bunch of shit about her so I think she wouldn't want to.

Jin talks shit about literally everyone, he has this complex where he thinks he's better than everyone and his "fans" constantly re-enforce it to him by always telling him he's better than everyone, kind of like Burt's audience. I honestly think Jin is an unfunny, boring idiot, I remember when he was talking shit about everyone on Fishtank like Josie and Mizzy trying to become streamers after the show and how pathetic that was... only for him to immediately try and become a streamer right after the show.

 

[Agares]

Last night I had a dream I was a freeloader in S5. I was eating a slice of pizza and made a joke about seed oils, then Sam came in the room and said “That better not be a Harland Williams reference”.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Last night I had a dream I was a freeloader in S5. I was eating a slice of pizza and made a joke about seed oils, then Sam came in the room and said “That better not be a Harland Williams reference”.

Did you look down, only to see you were sitting in...
A GORILLA NEST?

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Jin talks shit about literally everyone, he has this complex where he thinks he's better than everyone and his "fans" constantly re-enforce it to him by always telling him he's better than everyone, kind of like Burt's audience. I honestly think Jin is an unfunny, boring idiot, I remember when he was talking shit about everyone on Fishtank like Josie and Mizzy trying to become streamers after the show and how pathetic that was... only for him to immediately try and become a streamer right after the show.

Sure he talked shit about everyone, except Angie and Drench for some reason, but I don't get the feeling that he think he's better than everyone, he just like to talk shit. I mean he realized that he's in debt because he can't stop watching idols, he doesn't have any ground on to be better than everyone. Beside that, the reason he's doing livestream is that he feels lonely in Japan, all of his friends is in Canada so he stream to have fun. I mean nobody stream themselves getting drunk and harassing girls to 20 viewers to get money, the dude just wanna have fun. He's an idiot but he's not boring.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I mean nobody stream themselves getting drunk and harassing girls to 20 viewers to get money, the dude just wanna have fun. He's an idiot but he's not boring.

They absolutely would stream like that for money, Jin is just a wannabe IP2 streamer while thinking he's better than the actual IP2 streamers who make more money than him (Like Letty). I don't find his sex pest "character" funny at all, it's just cringe, typical asian shit and an obvious attempt to try and become the new Burt to the point of trying to steal Burt's jokes like how he calls jacking off "Jinning off". It's stupid lol.

I don't mind Jin being an asshole that thinks he's better than everyone if he had a better schtick like Cole. If you think Jin's a cool guy that's on you but I think he's such an overrated Fish just because he pissed Jet off which isn't a hard thing to do, Cole did it better and got a better reaction out of the wiggers anyway instead of just being quietly removed from the show without even making a difference on the season.

 

[Agares]

Did you look down, only to see you were sitting in...
A GORILLA NEST?

Nope, just a bed. And I also had an iPad which had this thread open that didnt immediately get me kicked.

These FT dreams are some Dagoth Ur shit.

 

[GaryGray]

So a new Fishtank stealth dropped at some point. Called the Sardine Tin with the gimmick being the place is supose to be a literal prison. Currently live on fishtank.live.

 

[creaturestorm]

Jin talks shit about literally everyone, he has this complex where he thinks he's better than everyone and his "fans" constantly re-enforce it to him by always telling him he's better than everyone, kind of like Burt's audience. I honestly think Jin is an unfunny, boring idiot, I remember when he was talking shit about everyone on Fishtank like Josie and Mizzy trying to become streamers after the show and how pathetic that was... only for him to immediately try and become a streamer right after the show.

Jin is the kind of guy to brag about eatting a prostitutes pussy... That said he's a great heel.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

In s4 Sam was either too bored or too distracted to actually make a fucking tv show… I don’t see any signs of that changing. Sam is a huge draw of Fishtank and he is withdrawing from it.

And why wouldn't he. His own longform content is blowing up, he's getting mentioned on Joe Rogan, Luke's a likeable social guy unlike Jet so he's found an actual protegee that isn't a zoomer wigger gas-huffer with 10 years of experience as a soundcloud rapper and /r9k/ goblin.

Why would Sam want to keep putting loads of effort and money into Scuffed Big Brother when he could just sit in front of a camera with the "based internet guy of the week" and make decent money anyway.

Anyway, been watching this sardine tin stuff and it's making me think that the future of fishtank will be a platform that caters to this kind of content. IP2-2 if you will. if they can't get it together soon, which there's no indication of them doing that's the future of FT.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

People get way too autistic and serious about Jin, he's funny, he did funny shit like stealing Direnc's panties and then Angie/Fred/Dan ratted him out, from that we got the first Direnc spit take. His "character" was a good fit for the show and he seemed willing to go pretty far with challenges if he was motivated enough. He was a good fish and deserved to stay longer.

 

[Ericson]

People get way too autistic and serious about Jin, he's funny, he did funny shit like stealing Direnc's panties and then Angie/Fred/Dan ratted him out, from that we got the first Direnc spit take. His "character" was a good fit for the show and he seemed willing to go pretty far with challenges if he was motivated enough. He was a good fish and deserved to stay longer.

Too bad Jet is a little bitch who can't take a joke.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Here's the Jeet Neptroon thread. So far, I have covered all of pre-MDE history. You can check it out here in PG.

🐟 Fishtank Thread 'Jet Orion Neptune / Jet Moxley Goodson / hack_blastard / Autistic Boys Money Clan / Worldcorp Enterprises / "Goran Rapistovic"'

Sep 4, 2025

Jet Orion Neptune / Jet Moxley Goodson / hack_blastard / Autistic Boys Money Clan / Worldcorp Enterprises / "Goran Rapistovic"​

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Jet Moxley Goodson—better known as Jet Orion Neptune—is a well-known figure in the lowercase‑i internet through his association with Sam Hyde and Million Dollar Extreme (MDE), most notably as the director and producer of the online reality series Fishtank, where he was entrusted with shaping its...

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