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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
one of the only good things the wiggers have done the last 10 months was finally listen to the audience and exile Scott. That dude constantly trying to force himself on screen was insufferable.
 
Alex B, Burt, Mizzy, Simbal, Luke, Jobe, Jeff, and Ian were all content. That's a lot of content from just one season's cast and freeloaders, it's the best over all cast we've had on a season of Fishtank.
Even someone like Laron occasionally had content moments.
Talking about how he was a psychic baby is still stuck in my brain nearly a year later.
 
Just from all the recent doomposting, I feel like fishtank is probably going to stay, at least for financial reasons. I mean, the clip with Aryeh spilling all the rice out the bed has 15 million views on Tic tok alone.
 
This all could've been avoided if Sodaman never accepted that Sonichu medallion.
 
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Just from all the recent doomposting, I feel like fishtank is probably going to stay, at least for financial reasons. I mean, the clip with Aryeh spilling all the rice out the bed has 15 million views on Tic tok alone.
I genuinely don't understand how anyone thinks this is what was gonna lay this low. I can't mention  Marky Mindy without groans from half this thread, and I gotta figure Fishtank fans anywhere other than the Farms are going to care even less. I'm pretty sure the Venn Diagram between Fishtank fans and people the "SHE WAS 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK" hysterics would work on is two circles on opposite sides of the page.
 
Simbal was content? Give me a break.
I think the core members of that S3 house worked really well together. I hated Simbal, but I loved to hate him. I think the only people that were active nontent of the main group were the slampig and Mizzy. But the slampig would show pose in provocative positions throughout the day and Mizzy had some genuinely cringe kino moments.

While S4 didnt have any true standouts, they all vibed surprisingly well together too. They would have easily been the second best group of fish in my opinion. Actively turning chicken shit into chicken salad. Even when Sam would mope around and be a sad lil baby they would kinda ignore him and try to make things interesting. I think the Jin getting kicked off and the fish slowly realizing that nothing meant anything in the house (points, fishbucks, rules) eventually started to make the cast sour a bit though.
 
If Luke shoving Simbal and him bleeting on about "Saar this is America you can't do that Saar" isn't content I don't know what is.

Halloween dance party night Simbal waddling around sadly in a giant balloon animal costume was so funny.

The constant seething and touching, wondering when he'll finally snap. Good memories.
 
I genuinely don't understand how anyone thinks this is what was gonna lay this low. I can't mention  Marky Mindy without groans from half this thread, and I gotta figure Fishtank fans anywhere other than the Farms are going to care even less. I'm pretty sure the Venn Diagram between Fishtank fans and people the "SHE WAS 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK" hysterics would work on is two circles on opposite sides of the page.
There's people who wouldn't care otherwise and don't have a problem with it, except for the fact its impacting the quality of the show by a) casting nontent in the hopes they can fuck them and b) distracting the wiggers from setting up S5 when they're flying out former contestants/groupies to fuck instead.
 
Alex B, Burt, Mizzy, Simbal, Luke, Jobe, Jeff, and Ian were all content. That's a lot of content from just one season's cast and freeloaders, it's the best over all cast we've had on a season of Fishtank.
It was also the only season where they used a third-party casting agency so Jet couldn't hand select his harem. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it ended up being the best cast ever.

Halloween dance party night Simbal waddling around sadly in a giant balloon animal costume was so funny.
During the haunted house walkthrough, when they completely skipped him and left him standing alone in the dark was great. I remember they would randomly cut the director cam to him every few minutes and he was just standing there lol.

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During the haunted house walkthrough, when they completely skipped him and left him standing alone in the dark was great. I remember they would randomly cut the director cam to him every few minutes and he was just standing there lol.
I somehow had convinced myself that that was LaRon...and he had to change into the baby costume later that night.. I don't know why I though this, or what I thought simbal was dressed as instead, but??? i somehow just erased whatever he was dressed as????
 
I somehow had convinced myself that that was LaRon...and he had to change into the baby costume later that night.. I don't know why I though this, or what I thought simbal was dressed as instead, but??? i somehow just erased whatever he was dressed as????
You edited Simbal out of your head, much like they edited him out of the Hulu commercial!
 
I'm kind of glad the only Fishtank season I actively watched was the first one. I knew that something was up when they had Pearl Davis as a """esteemed""" guest of honor on the show later on. It's even better that I don't even really know where the S1 Fish are these days. My perspective is just permanently locked onto the Spring of 2023. Good times...
Where my Simoncels at?
 
Someone on Twitter just posted alleged Discord leaks of Bloodgames 2 planning.
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If Luke shoving Simbal and him bleeting on about "Saar this is America you can't do that Saar" isn't content I don't know what is.

Halloween dance party night Simbal waddling around sadly in a giant balloon animal costume was so funny.

The constant seething and touching, wondering when he'll finally snap. Good memories.
Don't forget him getting bodied by Frank and him seething so much he tries to stab him with a shard of a broken plate.
 
Damn... Bloodgames 2 is absolutely toast now. At least this version of it.

All that chatter definitely woke me up to how I'd run something like this. Too many cooks in the kitchen imo. BG2 would have been very funny but I think it would've lacked cohesion in a way that may have been detrimental to the viewing experience.

If you've never worked on a large production before, having people like Jimmy or even Scott involved in the pre-production process is a fucking nightmare. They don't understand when their ideas don't work/aren't funny and get butthurt when you have to tell them no. Big momentum killer.
 
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At least these leaks aren’t more sex pest allegations. Still a shame though. (:_( *sigh*

It’s worth noting that they were still planning BG2 even after S4 got shut down. They do think they’ll get another property in the future. Also was not expecting Jimmy being part of their team. Eh, I guess Hoarderman is as good a source as any for cheap props.
Damn... Bloodgames 2 is absolutely toast now. At least this version of it.

All that chatter definitely woke me up to how I'd run something like this. Too many cooks in the kitchen imo. BG2 would have been very funny but I think it would've lacked cohesion in a way that may have been detrimental to the viewing experience.

If you've never worked on a large production before, having people like Jimmy or even Scott involved in the pre-production process is a fucking nightmare. They don't understand when their ideas don't work/aren't funny and get butthurt when you have to tell them no. Big momentum killer.
If there’s a new Bloodgames, it’ll be like how Valve changed up a bunch of things in Half Life 2 after the beta got leaked.
 
I genuinely don't understand how anyone thinks this is what was gonna lay this low. I can't mention  Marky Mindy without groans from half this thread, and I gotta figure Fishtank fans anywhere other than the Farms are going to care even less. I'm pretty sure the Venn Diagram between Fishtank fans and people the "SHE WAS 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK" hysterics would work on is two circles on opposite sides of the page.

You're wrong... that Venn diagram has a LOT of overlap. Trust me.
 
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