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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Chuck McGill said:
I genuinely don't understand how anyone thinks this is what was gonna lay this low. I can't mention  Marky Mindy without groans from half this thread, and I gotta figure Fishtank fans anywhere other than the Farms are going to care even less. I'm pretty sure the Venn Diagram between Fishtank fans and people the "SHE WAS 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK" hysterics would work on is two circles on opposite sides of the page.
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I don't think anyone believes Fishtank fans are going to abandon the show over sexual misconduct or other similar recurring scandals. What’s more likely is that the creators themselves will eventually lose interest, or that the show’s quality will continue to decline and eventually die a slow death from a thousand whippets.

The wiggers do make a lot of a lot of money… When the show lasts more than 10 days.

The show keeps running into the same issues season after season. The two biggest problems I think are nontent casting choices and total production breakdowns around the two week mark.
It could all be solved with careful planning and longer lead times in pre-production. I think nearly everyone agrees that future seasons need to be filmed in a more remote and controlled environment, something that is better suited to the show’s format. They almost need something bespoke or purpose built specifically for Fishtank. Whatever the case they need to invest in a property that isn’t another home in a residential neighborhood.

From what I can gather through the leaks, speculation, and public records, it seems that none of the former filming locations have been sold. The wiggers appear to be in a holding pattern, possibly due to ongoing litigation that could take a year to resolve. In the meantime, they’ve reportedly holed up in a lake house (possibly the next filming location?) while soliciting strange women sexual favors in exchange for clout or lessons in adobe premiere and a job in production. As for casting, for some fish it’s based more on personal attraction and willingness to engage in sex with production staff than on personality or entertainment value, the show hinges on casting.

The stuff that needs to happen just isn't happening for a multitude of reasons.

Do you look forward to seeing Ellie in s5? You think that little clout demon won’t work her way back onto the show?

Today’s leak shows that the wiggers, up until recently, are still in the conceptual phase of planning for Blood Games s2, which should of released a month or two already. The Blood Games set has been demolished since the date of the leaks.

It’s just one big party in Rhode Island and nothing is getting done.

In s4 Sam was either too bored or too distracted to actually make a fucking tv show… I don’t see any signs of that changing. Sam is a huge draw of Fishtank and he is withdrawing from it.

Sam, Jet, and Ben have all been shown to have impulsive emotional outbursts any time their ego’s get bruised or are challenged by fish. I can’t picture Jet running a show with non-stop groomer jabs coming at him from on and off the fishtanklive site.
 
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>I need you retards to stay inside and have no access to the outside world, friends or family so I can properly groom you or stockholm syndrome sets in.
 
The primary issue is creative exhaustion which would be remedied if they were open to influence and efficacious at LOGISTICS. I don't think they even have to deliver content as much as secure a setting and infrastructure that without interruption can "fill" the site. They already are smut-artists, and the audience provides plenty of that, so the creativity comes in the framing which was great S3. Even nontent weeks could be leaned into with them wailing over how boring it is and chat griping. It doesn't really matter as long as THEY HAVE A SHOW 24/7. That is the basic condition required, and they have repeatedly shit the bed in front of their entire audience regarding that keystone.

There were people slamming this in 1999 [ We Live in Public - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0498329/ ] and one-nut Tom Green has been jeeting his own infrastructure for decades. But the wiggers flop it time and again, express repeated contempt for their paying audience, and rather than do minimal upkeep like relations with Sensei Scott they actively degrade thuh brand by airing Stream/Magic/Diarrhea-stars. The theme for their content is self-sabotage and omnidirectional disrespect. How could they think this is sustainable?
 
sixart said:
The primary issue is creative exhaustion which would be remedied if they were open to influence and efficacious at LOGISTICS. I don't think they even have to deliver content as much as secure a setting and infrastructure that without interruption can "fill" the site. They already are smut-artists, and the audience provides plenty of that, so the creativity comes in the framing which was great S3. Even nontent weeks could be leaned into with them wailing over how boring it is and chat griping. It doesn't really matter as long as THEY HAVE A SHOW 24/7. That is the basic condition required, and they have repeatedly shit the bed in front of their entire audience regarding that keystone.

There were people slamming this in 1999 [ We Live in Public - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0498329/ ] and one-nut Tom Green has been jeeting his own infrastructure for decades. But the wiggers flop it time and again, express repeated contempt for their paying audience, and rather than do minimal upkeep like relations with Sensei Scott they actively degrade thuh brand by airing Stream/Magic/Diarrhea-stars. The theme for their content is self-sabotage and omnidirectional disrespect. How could they think this is sustainable?
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To be fair, Fishtank isn't WLIP, it's a reality game show. The idea of it literally being 24/7 is stupid and unsustainable unless they get rid of the reality game show elements but at that point they might as well just have a streaming house on Kick or something. The game show parts are what makes Fishtank special in the first place, having a group of people forced to live in a house together and compete in challenges as contestants slowly get eliminated and removed from the show until there is only one winner left, the best man wins. This format invites things like actual production value, planning, comedy, and pure creativity in general which is what makes it an actual show and not just some random endless stream of nontent.

And literally no one cares about Scott Soylivan, the wiggers cutting him off of Fishtank is the only positive news I've heard about Fishtank in months.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Fishtank is a reality game show.
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Fistank skinwalks as a game show, at the end of the day its just a a dozen or more people degrading themselves for some extra cash. Eliminations are based on popularity/draw and there are no rules beyond what is presented in the moment.

Are we watching the same shit?

Scott isnt the only person to say the wiggers completely cut you off when they are done with you, Bex said as much the same in an interview. They practically do it to the their own audience, we are always left to speculate what's happening for the show.
 
creaturestorm said:
Fistank skinwalks as a game show, at the end of the day its just a a dozen or more people degrading themselves for some extra cash. Eliminations are based on popularity/draw and there are no rules beyond what is presented in the moment.

Are we watching the same shit?

Scott isnt the only person to say the wiggers completely cut you off when they are done with you, Bex said as much the same in an interview. They practically do it to the their own audience, we are always left to speculate what's happening for the show.
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No it is a reality game show, there's no way around that. The contestants degrading themselves for cash doesn't mean it's not a reality game show, that's just part of the comedy of the show lol people degrading themselves for cash is what reality game shows are all about for the most part. Eliminations in most network reality game shows are in part decided by who will be entertaining to keep around. If you watch enough of these reality game shows you notice a lot of problem contestants that start a lot of drama tend to stick around even if they don't deserve it, because they are entertaining. Simple as that. Production in these shows probably tells them to create drama bts just like the wiggers do in Fishtank. There's a lot of fair eliminations in Fishtank where fish genuinely lose their challenge and get eliminated at the detriment of the show (Simbal, Mizzy, Jon, and Tayleigh just to name a few) but people choose not to remember that because they would rather complain about other select examples where they decided to "rig" it.

I honestly wish the wiggers would rig more contests so the clear content fish have an edge, Simbal and Mizzy should never have been eliminated from s3 but the wiggers decided to keep it "fair and square"
 
David Spadem said:
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>I need you retards to stay inside and have no access to the outside world, friends or family so I can properly groom you or stockholm syndrome sets in.
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This is still one of my top S4 moments, seeing it live was crazy and I think it’s definitively the point that Jet’s downfall got going. Maybe a few days earlier with kicking Jin.
 
joker jimmy said:
This is still one of my top S4 moments, seeing it live was crazy and I think it’s definitively the point that Jet’s downfall got going. Maybe a few days earlier with kicking Jin.
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I think the downfall happened when they decided to start S4 knowing that they were going to get shut down.
 
IDK if it's been mentioned yet but Burt was hanging out at Mr. Based's apartment last night and of course it was pure grime. One highlight is Burt telling Mr. Based in detail about how he watched documentaries about how Mr. Based apparently murdered a woman and that his fans told him to stay away from him lest he become another "Joshua Block lolcow victim" of his when Mr. Based asked Burt his opinion of him, since he considered Burt intelligent.

Here's a vod if anyone cares. I'm not downloading this shit it's 8 hours long.
 
Lvkester Endorser said:
Casey (writer)'s ideas fucking suck. I'm glad none of them will ever come true.
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I thought their ideas for Xavier having to larp as a normal NPC because of his psychologist only to then get fucked up and unable to use his dark vampire lord powers was funny and would fit the character.
 
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