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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
bookers said:
>3 pages of jet galaxy gas posting
yeah im not reading that shit

anyways
idk whats going on with this but
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What did he do now? can someone fill me in on what Burt did to warrant an arrest from LAPD?
else_letter said:
Sardine Tin starts and it seems very few can muster any interest in it.

There are recaps somehow.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OH6JbBQu_pw
Seemed like it was doing ok when I tuned in for a little bit, maybe 600 watching on the site, some activity with TTS and cigarette delivery.
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Sardine Tin 2 is the most astrotured FT spinoff there is. As far as I know, people only talk about how they are waiting for FT contestant appearance like Angie and TJ for some reason. The 600 viewers could be fake too. We know that FT site like to inflate viewers.
 
bookers said:
>3 pages of jet galaxy gas posting
yeah im not reading that shit

anyways
idk whats going on with this but
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I only know this chick as some discord groupie who was in Lances cryo video dating show thing.
Probably just as bad as every other discord FT groupie.

Burt was streaming with a couple Ip2 streamers last night though, I saw some caps on ip2 but no content.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Sardine Tin 2 is the most astrotured FT spinoff there is. As far as I know, people only talk about how they are waiting for FT contestant appearance like Angie and TJ for some reason. The 600 viewers could be fake too. We know that FT site like to inflate viewers.
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idk what it is, but i just dont like that aperture guy.
he's fat and gross and he has that weird fat person thing where some of his skin is darker than other parts.
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this kind of hunchback physiognomy. idk it's just not for me.

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and this shit is cringe.

just watched the intro with all of the people on it and none of them are interesting its just orbiters/former stream stars

i dont want to shit on it too hard because its good people are trying stuff and at least doing something
but i already dont like it as much as spictank or gregtank. this is more like jon adl tier or something.
 
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bookers said:
i dont want to shit on it too hard because its good people are trying stuff and at least doing something
but i already dont like it as much as spictank or gregtank. this is more like jon adl tier or something.
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It's actually not a good thing that the wiggers constantly sully Fishtank's once good reputation with low effort cringe scams like Anchovy Tin. It's no better than "Faggot Stars" or whatever the fuck they were calling that, just trying anything in a desperate attempt to have "khantent" running 24/7, doesn't matter if it's slop. I feel bad for the people who actually have so little going on that they feel compelled to watch this crap the wiggers puke onto their website.

Why did the wiggers even start acting like Arperture is hot shit anyway? I know he donated a lot of money to them but so did Cryokeen. You couldn't pay me to have to look at Arperture for more than three minutes at a time without me scooping my eyes and ears out of my head with a spoon. Then again, TJ is the most in demand Fish right now on the site so maybe Arperture isn't so bad after all. You know Fishtank is dead when fuckin boring nontent TJ is the most wanted fish.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
CK's sentencing hearing will be September 17th, she pleaded no contest to the charges.
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The punishment for what she was originally charged with
A person who violates this section is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 20 years or a fine of not more than $20,000.00, or both.
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What she's actually getting sentenced for
A person who violates this section may be imprisoned for not more than 6 months or fined not more than $1,000.00, or both.
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She has already done like 2 months of time for this so at worst she has to do a couple more. All in all, a pretty stellar outcome for her considering she originally stared down the barrel for 20 years in a federal prison. More likely she will get off with time served and some probation since the MI court system obviously knows they are dealing with a deeply mentally ill person. Hence why the charge was reduced in the first place.
 
Scott has frustrations with FIshtank. 30 minutes

Good little thing to put on while you are cleaning your house.

Summary, otherwise:
  • Wanted to stream on the site but not able to get information from anyone.
  • Feels he is being ghosted deliberately.
  • Was due to be a major NPC for Bloodgames 2 along with Brian.
  • Feels he is due more credit for making Sam ready for the Ian Thompson fight.
  • Paraphrase; "Jet and Sam are good at taking full credit for things they only had a part in."
  • Communication is a persistent problem with Fishtank.
  • "Bloodgames was the best thing they ever did"
  • BG2 was being planned with fallbacks in mind for missing cast, bits falling flat etc. Sound approach.
  • On Jet's current foibles; "I don't engage in drama".
  • "Don't wanna bitch too much, just frustrated."
  • Jet got weird after "The Bitchtank thing".
  • Was told several times that he would be a part of every season going forward, "No Scott no Fishtank".
  • Was told he would get called in for Season 3 but never got called in. Being on standby.
He did leave a clarifying comment on the nico video;
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milhouse1776 said:
Burt pretty much won the entirety of fishtank imo. He is the ultimate fish and no one else has come close so far. His lack of shame is important to his character and he would be boring without it. Anyone that is angry at him is just MATI. Reporting him to LAPD is the most Karen thing ever lol.
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Burt was a disgusting freak and I would never find myself stuck in the same room as him.

He was also the greatest contestant of all time. A literal money printing and content machine. No other contestant has ever made me laugh the way he did on such a consistent basis.

Burt was a whale among fish.
 
else_letter said:
Scott has frustrations with FIshtank. 30 minutes
Scottsullivanmma Talks About Being Ghosted By Productione.mp4
Good little thing to put on while you are cleaning your house.

Summary, otherwise:
  • Wanted to stream on the site but not able to get information from anyone.
  • Feels he is being ghosted deliberately.
  • Was due to be a major NPC for Bloodgames 2 along with Brian.
  • Feels he is due more credit for making Sam ready for the Ian Thompson fight.
  • Paraphrase; "Jet and Sam are good at taking full credit for things they only had a part in."
  • Communication is a persistent problem with Fishtank.
  • "Bloodgames was the best thing they ever did"
  • BG2 was being planned with fallbacks in mind for missing cast, bits falling flat etc. Sound approach.
  • On Jet's current foibles; "I don't engage in drama".
  • "Don't wanna bitch too much, just frustrated."
  • Jet got weird after "The Bitchtank thing".
  • Was told several times that he would be a part of every season going forward, "No Scott no Fishtank".
  • Was told he would get called in for Season 3 but never got called in. Being on standby.
He did leave a clarifying comment on the nico video;
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This nigger is so pathetic, the amount of times I've seen Scott sitting in Fishtank chat seething about people not finding him funny, bragging to users about his connections with the Fishtank guys and bragging about shit like "I've been in the same room as Claire while you all sit at your keyboards wishing you could touch her!" and shit like that. Now he's whining about them not letting him stream on the site :story: threatening to "stop going on the site" if they don't respond to him. Guess what Scott? You aren't a draw to this show, you are one of the worst, most boring side characters in Fishtank, the wiggers aren't missing anything by not having you involved, in fact I'd say it's a positive thing.

This slime has the audacity to act like he was "one of the biggest NPCs in Blodgames" and then pretend like he was the one hurt most by BG2 being cancelled, fuck off with that shit. He has the audacity to literally claim he was the guy that caused Sam's comeback, what a fucking mental case. Complaining about not being allowed on s3 like that's so insane even though that was literally one of the positives about s3. "I'm the guy you call to get things done!" what the fuck is this cringe faggot talking about? He's constantly worrying about being perceived as acting like a girl, well he is in fact acting like a bpd girl after she got dumped.

I haven't even finished this video yet, I'm only halfway through and it's pure gold lmao. Who knew that Scott Soylivan was the true genius mastermind behind Fishtank and MDE after all?

EDIT: He's actually mad that he wasn't featured in the Brandon Buckingham MDE documentary? Why would you be Scott? Why would you even think you would be in that video lmao
 
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else_letter said:
Summary, otherwise:
  • Wanted to stream on the site but not able to get information from anyone.
  • Feels he is being ghosted deliberately.
  • Was due to be a major NPC for Bloodgames 2 along with Brian.
  • Feels he is due more credit for making Sam ready for the Ian Thompson fight.
  • Paraphrase; "Jet and Sam are good at taking full credit for things they only had a part in."
  • Communication is a persistent problem with Fishtank.
  • "Bloodgames was the best thing they ever did"
  • BG2 was being planned with fallbacks in mind for missing cast, bits falling flat etc. Sound approach.
  • On Jet's current foibles; "I don't engage in drama".
  • "Don't wanna bitch too much, just frustrated."
  • Jet got weird after "The Bitchtank thing".
  • Was told several times that he would be a part of every season going forward, "No Scott no Fishtank".
  • Was told he would get called in for Season 3 but never got called in. Being on standby.
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Listening to this, I feel like this dude is totally full of shit and a narcissist. It almost sounds like a character bit.
 
Scott being a disliked weirdo aside, it's retarded that the only way to get production to respond to you is to make a video calling them out. They just refuse to communicate with people unless they start making a fuss.
 
Wasn't posting anywhere during that time but I'll just add to the pile.

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Season 3 was maybe the best we'll ever really get. Famous House, I was glued for days on end. More so than 1 or 2. The cast and presentation were just perfect. It felt like a actual reality TV show with that MDE flair added in there. Shit was perfect. Yeah not all of them were content but they added to the dynamic. Shit I was actively watching on my work computer at the time because I was invested. God damn I loved THE MONKEY KING BABY OHHOHHAHHAHH!
Them all being mostly normies allowed people like Alex and Burt to shine so hard, also made it so conversations weren't entirely insufferable because it wasn't chronically online bullshit, even had complete nontent like Ian start to stick out because the couch cam being the new Morgue cam.

Stumbled a bit with the reveal but we got Jobe, Connor, and Jeff outta it. (goated Freeloaders)
Plus the cherry on top. The night Alex's wife entered the tank. Monumental live viewing experience. A friend and I had stuff planned that day, yet we were glued for hours, and HOURS. Single best day in Fishtank history. Yeah we lost Alex but we got the apex of content out of the Monkey King.

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The true momentum killer was the cleaning days leading up to Famous House 2.0
Had a few bits in there but nothing really worth watching during this period.
Famous House 2.0 more sucked because Sam decided to kill it Day 1 and the entire cast were insufferable retards that needed to fucking go. Though getting Luke back in the mix was much needed. Can't say much about RV or Vegas, because that was the one true point where I had stopped actively watching it and instead just lurked threads. Though still tuned in for the Ball Brothers concert and the finale.

The one actual complaint I'd have for the most part is some of the camera placements being pretty fucked, and the fact that it was such a gorgeous house but felt so empty. Lotta empty space.

This is where I wanted Fishtank to go.

Now I don't know where it's heading. I felt like I had gold lace my lips once and that flavor will be nothing but a passing memory.
 
yoursavior said:
Yeah not all of them were content but they added to the dynamic.
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Alex B, Burt, Mizzy, Simbal, Luke, Jobe, Jeff, and Ian were all content. That's a lot of content from just one season's cast and freeloaders, it's the best over all cast we've had on a season of Fishtank.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Alex B, Burt, Mizzy, Simbal, Luke, Jobe, Jeff, and Ian were all content. That's a lot of content from just one season's cast and freeloaders, it's the best over all cast we've had on a season of Fishtank.
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Simbal was content? Give me a break.
 
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