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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Norstein Bekkler said:
Of any FTL commentary communities I've observed, KF is always the most level headed and even handed in its opinions. Goonery, shitfits and wild speculation just aren't part of the culture here, and if you want to share your opinion, you better have evidence or a solid rationale backing it up or you're going to get called a faggot nigger for a page and a half.
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Yeah I actually always valued the fact that people will disagree here or go against whatever the zeitgeist is.
 
Jet just recently pinned this 5 year old tweet on his Twitter.
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Stox have officially been turned off but I took a screenshot before refreshing the page so these are the final standings
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I've been watching some Fishtank digests of season three for my writing project. We didn't know how good we had it man. I miss Famous House so much. And usually we could take solace in the fact that we'd be able to see all these fish together again for Bloodgames, but uhhh... that doesn't seem to be happening right now.
 
milhouse1776 said:
Is this real or an edit? Seriously asking because I need to know if it's funny or sad and funny
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the chats are real, the ss is from this site https://fishtank.observer/ -- you can see recent staff messages -- don't know if they keep a full record.

as for the picture of Jet and his breasts, it's also real
It's early footage from Bloodgames, before it was live on the website, the PPV guys (back when it was called flowstreams) got access to the stream and Jet was seething saying something like "flowstreams got it?", wish I had the footage it was funny, instead of cutting the stream they put a piece of cloth over the cameras

just for the record; these are Jet's chat messages AFTER the Ellie Maxwell leaks went viral -- this was his first sighting in a month since he deleted all his social media posts
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bookers said:
>3 pages of jet galaxy gas posting
yeah im not reading that shit

anyways
idk whats going on with this but
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Burt pretty much won the entirety of fishtank imo. He is the ultimate fish and no one else has come close so far. His lack of shame is important to his character and he would be boring without it. Anyone that is angry at him is just MATI. Reporting him to LAPD is the most Karen thing ever lol.
 
Polychromos said:
Since Null showed quite outdated picture of Jet, I think we should post more season 4 Jet to remind everyone what he currently looks like. He might have still looked "okay" when Claire (and Abi?) fucked him, but he apparently completely gave up on himself between season 3 and 4.
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I can't find the video/pictures of his abhorrent toe nails and would be very thankful for anyone else reposting them. I think that's very important context.
It's just kind of hilarious when you think of this man in this condition and read the texts where he states he can't get a woman, because of his online reputation... Even one of the most genetically attractive males would be unattractive to most women on this level of unhygienic.
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No way galaxy gas does that to your teeth right? Jet looks like an ink pen exploded in his mouth. Has this nigga been hitting the old crackerooski?
 
There She Glows said:
No way galaxy gas does that to your teeth right? Jet looks like an ink pen exploded in his mouth. Has this nigga been hitting the old crackerooski?
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he might be
but he also rips cigs/weed and probably hasnt been to the dentist in a decade so even that might be enough.
id imagine his dental hygiene as far as brushing/flossing goes is also very poor.
 
Sardine Tin starts and it seems very few can muster any interest in it.

There are recaps somehow.

Seemed like it was doing ok when I tuned in for a little bit, maybe 600 watching on the site, some activity with TTS and cigarette delivery.
 
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