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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I think witnessing chunks of the fanbase worship a deranged gay black man like he's the funniest thing ever probably contributed to the apathy they have towards the product and its fans.
They milked that same guy for as much money as they could, they "created" him in that sense. They have no room to talk about any of the negative aspects of the fanbase or show since they appeal to the dregs for money and play into the 4chan parasocial mental illness.
 
I think witnessing chunks of the fanbase worship a deranged gay black man like he's the funniest thing ever probably contributed to the apathy they have towards the product and its fans.
One of the biggest mistakes a creator can make, caring about who and how the fan base looks and letting that sway your content. This was idubbzs mistake.
 
Do you really expect Jet to edit a show that's main attraction was Burt who he just erased from the site?
Simmons was in the edit. Cole was in the edit. Summer was in the edit. I don't think they give a shit who they include in the episodes, even if they feel wronged by them, so long as it's funny and helps tell the story of what happened. It's not like if Bloodgames edits happen :optimistic: they'd edit Jon out cause he talked a ton of shit on them during ADL. Burt is blacklisted from broadcasting on the site because they can't control what he says on the streams, but I really don't see why they wouldn't include him in the edits of bits they ran surrounding him a year ago during season 3 where he hardly said anything that would be offensive to the wiggers or make them look bad. And to be fair, those Burt bits were very funny. They just want to prevent Burt from exposing them on their own platform. With all that being said, there's a good chance there will never be a season 3 edit and it has nothing to do with Burt IMO.
 
One of the biggest mistakes a creator can make, caring about who and how the fan base looks and letting that sway your content. This was idubbzs mistake.
For the most part I'd agree, but it's pretty clear that the reddit fan base are ween-tier and are intentionally fucking with production and platforming retards. I think when the show operates they do ok ignoring fan seething, but in the off-season it clearly gets to them and I can't really blame them for how stupid the pearl clutching has gotten.
It ain't helping, but just remember its the wiggers who put him in the spotlight again and again and again.
They milked that same guy for as much money as they could, they "created" him in that sense. They have no room to talk about any of the negative aspects of the fanbase or show since they appeal to the dregs for money and play into the 4chan parasocial mental illness.
I don't think they're necessarily mutually exclusive, there's been a clear disdain for the nu-MDE/Fishtank fan for a while now and the wider group seem prepared to make as much money them as possible. MDE as a whole this point is really a parody of people Sam despises giving him and his projects money.

Them cutting Burt out entirely just means they're over wrangling a guy who believes anything he sees and parrots ween talking points the second he feels slighted. Burt will ultimately crawl back to production at the whiff of the possibility of money, these weens aren't paying him a liveable wage and his scam getting exposed got him blackballed from payment processors.
 
I don't really care if Summer, Clair, Abi, Ellie, Nifty, Josie, and Shadi all want to have a Goranian orgy, if we don't get the Bloodgames and s3 edits there's gonna be some problems.
 
I don't think they're necessarily mutually exclusive, there's been a clear disdain for the nu-MDE/Fishtank fan for a while now and the wider group seem prepared to make as much money them as possible. MDE as a whole this point is really a parody of people Sam despises giving him and his projects money.
On one hand, MDE created a show for people they clearly look down on. On the other hand, they refuse to continue the show because it's for those same people.

this makes zero sense, but i believe it.

I don't really care if Summer, Clair, Abi, Ellie, Nifty, Josie, and Shadi all want to have a Goranian orgy, if we don't get the Bloodgames and s3 edits there's gonna be some problems.
I think we will get Blood games, but i am really doubting s3. If I were a wigger I'd be most proud of of Blood games, Season 3 was hot garbage after the reveal.
 
Since Null showed quite outdated picture of Jet, I think we should post more season 4 Jet to remind everyone what he currently looks like. He might have still looked "okay" when Claire (and Abi?) fucked him, but he apparently completely gave up on himself between season 3 and 4.
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I can't find the video/pictures of his abhorrent toe nails and would be very thankful for anyone else reposting them. I think that's very important context.
It's just kind of hilarious when you think of this man in this condition and read the texts where he states he can't get a woman, because of his online reputation... Even one of the most genetically attractive males would be unattractive to most women on this level of unhygienic.

I kind of liked Ellie, but I also feel the need to remind everyone how she had to be reminded to take a shower after getting out of the piss drenched Cell. So someone being absolutely disgusting might not be a turn off for her.
 
Since Null showed quite outdated picture of Jet, I think we should post more season 4 Jet to remind everyone what he currently looks like. He might have still looked "okay" when Claire (and Abi?) fucked him, but he apparently completely gave up on himself between season 3 and 4.
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I can't find the video/pictures of his abhorrent toe nails and would be very thankful for anyone else reposting them. I think that's very important context.
It's just kind of hilarious when you think of this man in this condition and read the texts where he states he can't get a woman, because of his online reputation... Even one of the most genetically attractive males would be unattractive to most women on this level of unhygienic.

I kind of liked Ellie, but I also feel the need to remind everyone how she had to be reminded to take a shower after getting out of the piss drenched Cell. So someone being absolutely disgusting might not be a turn off for her.
Absolutely disgusting and disrespectful to look at.
 
All Jet has to do is shut the fuck up and this will blow over. Fishtank is contained to itself. The thing that determines the future of fishtank is not unverified screenshots and Burt's gay bisexual investigation, it will be Jet and Ben's work ethic.

I have no content and I must scream.
 
My wife is a big fan of the edits and 3rd party recaps, she has never had any interest in MDE aside from FT, and there’s no way the wiggers will retain people like her as fans with this much creepy sex stuff and retarded fuckups with the show itself.

MDE had a golden ticket to mainstream stardom, fame, and fortune; and they threw it all away to bang autistic terminally online women.
 
No, they did not lmao. What even is mainstream nowadays anyway? Why would you wish that on somebody?
Fishtank was for sure heading towards mainstream success, but Jet had to Jet it up. While I thought Bloodgames was gay and cringe fan service, alot of normies enjoyed it. But after the s4 ordeal and the cancellation of BG2, the normies have forgotten about it.
 
My wife is a big fan of the edits and 3rd party recaps, she has never had any interest in MDE aside from FT, and there’s no way the wiggers will retain people like her as fans with this much creepy sex stuff and retarded fuckups with the show itself.

MDE had a golden ticket to mainstream stardom, fame, and fortune; and they threw it all away to bang autistic terminally online women.
I'm not trying to be a dismissive asshole, but your wife doesn't sound like the kind of person to spend money on Fishtank. I don't think they are sweating this kind of loss in viewership. The people who drop money into fish tank strike me as the kind of people to not give a single shit about the sex pest stuff, at least not enough to stop spending money on it. The marky stuff is already out in the open as one person already pointed out.
 
Fishtank was for sure heading towards mainstream success, but Jet had to Jet it up. While I thought Bloodgames was gay and cringe fan service, alot of normies enjoyed it. But after the s4 ordeal and the cancellation of BG2, the normies have forgotten about it.
I strongly disagree but answer this question for me: what is considered "mainstream success?" Being on CBS after Big Brother? The contestants make guest appearances on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon? What does mainstream look like?

"If only Jet was better looking and if only they had a host like Jeff Probst and if only Sam Hyde stopped saying nigger and if only it was a completely different show they could have gone mainstream"
 
Season 3 was hot garbage after the reveal.
This is just incorrect. Season 3 had fantastic moments even during FH2.0. If you don't enjoy a nigger and a jeet fighting in a dark room while holding dead fish then that's a personal problem.

EDIT to prevent double posting, Burt has said that it's going to be at least 12 months before season 5 based on what production has told him.
 
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I don't really care if Summer, Clair, Abi, Ellie, Nifty, Josie, and Shadi all want to have a Goranian orgy, if we don't get the Bloodgames and s3 edits there's gonna be some problems.
I don't get needing the official cut. There was never any reason to try doing an 'official' cut again after Season 1 proved that the fans do it better and faster than the wiggers.

They could have just cut-in one of the pre-existing recap channels, bring them on board with some behind the scenes access and cross promotion, pay them too (lol).
 
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