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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Blackstar said:
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Ellie is a lucky woman
 
Real talk: has Jeet Neptune (great name btw) ever made anything that is well regarded or well retarded by himself?

(Keen "viewers" will note that people on faggy social media platforms say "regards" instead of "retards" to avoid being banned but I have used both because I'm a heckin funny white guy, check out my mediocre SoundCloud raps and my black lives matter friends)
 
BullfrogBill said:
Erick Hayden is also pretty normal. And I want to think that Sam isn't "bringing Fuentes into the fold" as much as he just had him on his podcast, but who knows anymore.

On the subject of Nick Rochefort though, I remember in one of his Scuffed Realtor streams he was talking about how if you're in your 20s, don't know anyone and want to meet people or are just bored, he advised to just go to a bar. He mentioned how he used to go to the bar alone a lot in his 20s, grab a beer and maybe meet some interesting people or maybe not depending on the day. He swore by it and said it's a very easy no brainer obvious way to just spice things up when you're in a rut as long as you aren't a complete alcoholic.

It had me wondering why the hell Jet (and supposedly Ben) is trying to pick up high schoolers and trying to "import girls"? He claims it's because they struggle to meet girls because of their internet presence? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just do what Nick says and just go to a bar and maybe meet people. Sure you can argue that you might not meet the best people at bars but are high schoolers raised on Discord or "imported girls" with bull rings really any better? Why stoop so low? Maybe Jet would struggle to pick up chicks for obvious reasons but I'm sure Ben would do fine.
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Most guys pursue women, either on apps or real life. People with clout can kind of just arrange sex with random, because women belive they have something to gain by hooking up with them, are are fans.

Jet and the wiggers have fishtank, and an association with Hyde. Neither of those is something to "gain" and there is no reason why someone would be a fan of Jet, Ben, Lynch or any of the other degens.

So the pool they have of potential suitors is slutty, bottom of the barrel, children of the internet. They basically have to trick and beg for pussy.

You really think Jet would have success at a bar, or on Tinder?

To the average person, none of these guys have any kind of internet presence except Sam. Fiahtank is VERY niche.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
You cant tell me Connor O' Malley doesn't do Hydes style better than Hyde does.
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Yeah, Connor is very good at a certain safe-edgy (not being derogatory about that) and manages to focus on being a comedian and not some confused political grifter pretending he is joking like Sam has become. Also funny to note that Sam has said at least a few times that he is avoiding Connors stuff to not plagiarize it by mistake.

Madison Grant said:
His fire rap career 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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btw he gets pissy if you ask if his rap music was a joke, he considers himself a real rapper, not a novelty/joke rapper.
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Type Shit is actually good, yes I am retarded.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
From nico_avchd, seems like the leaks are becoming worse and worse each day. The leaks below are between Claire and Shadi post bitchtank/powtank
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Sup guys. Long time lurker. Fishtank is one of my guilty pleasures. Moving on:

This is probably the most unsurprising thing to come out of Fishtank. This is, unfortunately, the reality of having a project led by Sam Hyde and his friends "ironically" being woman hating chud pieces of shit. You end up with getting people involved who are less and less ironically pieces of shit and end up just being actual wiggers flexing what little authority and control they have over people. I'm not saying that Sam needs to go full corpo and have an HR department or whatever the fuck, but goddamn, he needs to keep his house a little cleaner. Retards like Jet drawing in controversy and lawsuits are what could get this (already controversial) show shut down entirely. Jet is, at this point, and in my honest opinion, an existential threat to the show, because he's a retarded fucking wigger. I will be absolutely livid if my crackwhack wiggervision reality show is cancelled because some absolute retard can't keep his cock in his pants or at least have the common sense to pay off the whores he fucks to sign and NDA. I'm pissed.
 
We can only dream of a world where the wiggers import Mexijet instead of e-girls.
While Luke might be a great host I think his role as "normal person" would be better for fishtank, replacing Sam as a host would signal fishtank being done.
Realistically I don't see the wiggers doing anything rational unless Sam steps up or them run out of e-girl pussy so I don't have high expectations for S5.
 
else_letter said:
Yeah, Connor is very good at a certain safe-edgy (not being derogatory about that) and manages to focus on being a comedian and not some confused political grifter pretending he is joking like Sam has become. Also funny to note that Sam has said at least a few times that he is avoiding Connors stuff to not plagiarize it by mistake.


Type Shit is actually good, yes I am retarded.
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No, I like it too for some reason. Actually, I am probably just retarded as well.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
How? I like Luke, in the sense he is a nice ish guy. But I dont think he was funny in any way. I also dont think he was some master gaslighter or manipulator. He was just.. there.
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He was great in Famous House 2.0 and both getting content out of Burt while keeping him from going to far out of control. The secret stream where ppv.tv still had the feeds up after the site closed down after the pre-RV fake out with Luke and Burt was one of my favorite parts of the Season.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
The new sketches were okay I guess.. but that space is filled with people doing shit better. You cant tell me Connor O' Malley doesn't do Hydes style better than Hyde does.
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i dont even get how people find this guy funny at all let alone better at someone elses style. sam sucks today and is way past his prime and id still rather watch him than a youtube comedian.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
So the pool they have of potential suitors is slutty, bottom of the barrel, children of the internet. They basically have to trick and beg for pussy.

You really think Jet would have success at a bar, or on Tinder?
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While I agree that most of these women probably only agreed to polish Jet’s Neptune because they mistakenly thought it would get them a leg up in the world (bleak), that doesn’t make what Jet is allegedly doing any less greasy. It just also makes those women greasy. In fact, everyone involved is a grease golem as far as I am concerned.

Also, let’s take a step back from the moral faggotry for a moment and consider just how unprofessional this behavior is. Skimming your own “talent pool” for sexual favors is not something that competent directors/producers who care about delivering the best content possible to their paying audiences do. I guess Neptune just wants to have his cake and fuck it too.
 
This Burt stream is pretty good, actually. He's basically playing a Skitzoburt/Cole character, and interrogating people in what is somehow the best recurring "detective bit" I've seen so far.

First he interrogated Shadi, who he asked mostly just questions about Jet's penis until chat reminded him that he was supposed to be gathering relevant information. He asked if the other girl had sex with Jet, and then if it was Anal, Vaginal, or Oral. Shadi said she didn't know. Burt asks for a list of all the "victims," and she didn't want it to get clipped so she just sent it to him via Discord. He then asks for the photo of Jet's dick. Shadi tells him where he can find it, 4chan.

Chat had told him to call Summer, but he didn't have contact information. They told him to ask Jimmy. Jimmy refuses to speak about anything regarding the "Jet Epstein Files" but is willing to talk about anything else. Burt mentions he just spoke to Shadi, and Jimmy tells him everything she says is just a lie to get clout on 4chan. Jimmy also confirms to Burt that "Vance wept" refers to when Jet and Ben raped Summer, but didn't allow Vance to join the gangrape.

After the call, Burt goes over the testimonies and concludes that the stories conflict.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
The new sketches were okay I guess.. but that space is filled with people doing shit better. You cant tell me Connor O' Malley doesn't do Hydes style better than Hyde does.
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Some of Connor’s stuff is funny but he’s very clearly just a safe edgy Sam Hyde. His wife is on SNL and he writes for Seth Myers (who Sam is absolutely right about) so he’s not genuinely subversive like old MDE was. Rap World is however better than anything Sam has put out since WP.
 
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