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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Nottafed said:
Probably late but here's my schizo theory
Bitchtank 2: Lakehouse Edition is happening and that nose ring having BPD chick almost fucked it up but Jet isn't revealing the plan until they get there and sign an NDA
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Here’s mine, wiggers know they need to keep an audience engaged for 6 months with no content while they figure out the next thing. There’s also a general anxiety in the Hyde universe with the Extreme Peace disappointment that they all clearly thought was gonna make them stars.

Add to that all of Sam’s outside professional relationships are either of no value (David Lucas) or catastrophically fucked (Harland). Tim Dillon on Scuffed Realtor for an hour last year doesn’t count for much.

So basically outside of FT they’re making a bunch of mediocre comedy for a tiny audience and they can’t leverage any relationships to get better people or a bigger platform. Which is a downward spiral because they’re gonna keep making mediocre shit, which is going to prevent them from hiring/working with good people, which is gonna result in them making more mediocre shit and so on.

Extreme Peace was funded by a brain damaged guy who got a payout after he was hit by a truck that was doing a u turn. If you’ve ever rode a bike you’d have laughed out loud when you heard that, it simply wouldnt happen if you had a modicum of spatial awareness and bike operator skills. You can’t make it up.

So Sam, seemingly on the verge of a massive comeback just 3 months ago, now has only a single viable business, FT. That is, unless they can trick that poor little retard into funding another season of extreme peace which, now given this summer’s reviews, will probably do even worse.

Sam feels the heat and Jet does too. One way to fix that would be investing a ton of money into a permanent FT home like they said they’d do at the end of s4. But instead, jet’s at the helm and he does what he does best: dumb fake internet drama and attention whoring. Now we might be entering another downward spiral where shit happens on FT, Jet stirs up shit to keep you in the loop, but then that negatively affects FT and so on.
 
looks like the new grid was for Sardine Tin after all:
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Kalkalaka is hosting his kick talk show with Aryeh to announce this on the site:
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Aryeh seems like the worst person for challenges but at least he's getting honest feedback.


Alex B isn't happy about this given their history.
 
When in doubt, remember Wiggers' Razor. If you have to ask, it's because they're incompetent, galaxy gas huffing wiggers who take their fanbase for granted.
 
Polychromos said:
Are you being sarcastic?
She sold her worn underwear after leaving the show and left, because of her reputation, or her sons reputation, I don't remember exactly.
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She left because she was afraid it would jeopardize her job as a nurse AFAIK. (And this is exactly why I led that paragraph with "she'd never do it".

And I don't really care what she does in her free time, she (and people like her) know how to look and act professional when necessary. Just look at the Famous House presidential debate bit. Lexi is also the fish that about half the house immediately took to and sought comfort as "house mom" because she's got leadership ability and caregiver skills.

What about Mizzy? She was immediately ostracized, immediately put up as a suggestion for who to vote out, and half the fish spent most nights in their bedrooms shit talking her.

If they want a female production assistant for a famous house style gaslight, they need someone that can at least act like a normie (like Lexi).
 
Can't wait until Jet and Ellie break up and she spills all the beans on him.

He really hasn't thought about that when he's dating 18 year olds way out of his league
 
Max Caulfield said:
At this rate we'd all be better off if Xavier Ravenblood starting livestreaming The Sims for 12 hours a day, making up lore and plotlines and doing voices with the characters he makes. Call it SimTank or something.
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Binx actually already did this exact thing when she was on the site. Called it SimTank and everything. She remade the S1/4 house and S4 cast in the Sims 3 and had Fishtoys where you could pay to make the SimFish do things. It ended with all of the fish dead (Direnc lived the longest).
 
Since Sam is offically a Groyper minion of Nick Fuentes, why doesn't Nick take over fishtank? Ali Alexander or the other apprentices of Nick would be less likely to casting couch an e-girl and fuck up the planning.
NiggerLicker said:
was funded by a brain damaged guy
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pretty sure he was one of those Daddy Dom guys too, some interview i saw, he said he used to give commands to teenage girls, so he's probably a Destiny-tier pedo too.

this brings me to another moment in extreme peace, one of my friends assumed Letty was another wannabee extra because of 1.how disgusting she looks and 2. that smug look Nick Rochefort gave the camera after she actually "built the gorilla nest" by saying a line he asked her to say. Which should really tell you how awful the wiggers are that the average person can't tell them from the usual retards that get suckered into actually working with Nick Rochefort on Extreme Peace or other projects.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Binx actually already did this exact thing when she was on the site. Called it SimTank and everything. She remade the S1/4 house and S4 cast in the Sims 3 and had Fishtoys where you could pay to make the SimFish do things. It ended with all of the fish dead (Direnc lived the longest).
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Any links to youtube archives or clips or anything?
 
Max Caulfield said:
Any links to youtube archives or clips or anything?
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No clue, I only caught like 10 minutes of it off and on when she was on the FTL site for a few days. She was leaving the SimTank up all night for a night or two. Tried searching for clips on the FTL site but nothing came up.
 
Max Caulfield said:
Honestly even the SpaceTank idea was solid. TFW the wiggers will never deliver SpacePirateTank.
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The wiggers can't even get a filming permit, what makes you think they'd get a whole (space)ship? Even if they managed to get past that it would be instantly damaged by a flood worse than that from season 2.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
I 100% believe that she turned down someone's advances and they just completely ignored her after that. It's clear that she expected to do S3 but they basically ghosted her.

Specifically needing female assistants is obviously very creepy, even more so coming from wiggers. But I believe the whole operation would benefit greatly from the presence of women, especially given that contestants will always include women. The problem is that the Wiggers are creeps and can't be normal around women. He's obviously going for younger girls as they're far more likely to put up with Wigger bullshit and creepery than anyone closer to Jet in age.
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I still think its how she handled the chicken situation, but also being unwilling to fuck wiggers is probably a much bigger problem where they are concerned.

Having female assistants isn't creepy and your reasoning is good. If you're going to have females on your cast then you need females in your production. Where it gets creepy is when your female production seem to be selected entirely by the basis of their appearance and willingness to preform sexual acts.
 
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