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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Halloween23 said:
I love how Goran is crying saying he isn't allowed to have a normal life, when no one would give a single shit or even know about his love life if he wasn't constantly trying to Harvey Weinstein the girls he casts.
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I know my normal life involves using company money to fly in women from across the country so I can fuck them in between my no work make believe job.
 
Spergichu said:
Jet shut off TTS for his 1:1 with Ellie and is now discussing her ideal husband lmao. Jet, I know you read this thread. You're not getting in her pants.
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I hate it when I'm wrong.
 
Jet for the love of god its time to catch on that any girl approaching you to "hang out" is probably someone Shadi or the NCO retards are using to get DM screenshots.
 
I am not crazy! I know he texted those e-girls. I knew she was 18. Three after Marky. As if he could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that wigger Chris Lynch at MDE.tv to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That Bitchtank! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be misunderstood like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jet! He defecated through Letty! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own special interest! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was r9k, always the same! Couldn’t keep his face out of the threads! But not our Jet! Couldn’t be precious Jet! Whippeting himself blind! And HE gets to be King Fishtank? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
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Jet after his show falls apart and the only person that gives him positive attention is a highschooler he flew in for his show
 
> Progeny of Ephebophilic fat but tall wigger groomer is also a Ephebophilic fat wigger groomer
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I'm disappointed Chris Lynch was involved, I thought he was pretty chill on Scuffed Realtor. Have I missed some kind of horrifying truth about him?
 
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Can any of the fishtank fans answer this question for me: Why would Sam be so pissed off about Brandon when he worships Nick Fuentes another gay pedo? we also now have proof Jet is a Destiny tier pedo dating a literal high schooler. might as well change the name to pedo tank

Speaking of which, the way Nick and the Groypers act around women is exactly how Jet, Ben, Mints, etc act. That's interesting right?

Maybe season 5 is going to be a Sam Hyde/Nick Fuentes double pedo host season
 
User 204766 said:
Can any of the fishtank fans answer this question for me: Why would Sam be so pissed off about Brandon when he worships Nick Fuentes another gay pedo? we also now have proof Jet is a Destiny tier pedo dating a literal high schooler. might as well change the name to pedo tank

Speaking of which, the way Nick and the Groypers act around women is exactly how Jet, Ben, Mints, etc act. That's interesting right?

Maybe season 5 is going to be a Sam Hyde/Nick Fuentes double pedo host season
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Pedophile Left = Bad
Pedophile Right = Good

Fuentes isn't what I'd consider a pedophile (I'm aware of the clip) but he's a deeply closeted gay man so I don't put much stock into it lmao
 
StaatsanwaltvonSiemens said:
The season 3 cast found it weird that no female was working in production. With the whole gaslight being that the wiggers actually were normie Reality TV producers, it would have helped to make the gaslight so much stronger and possibly also make the reveal of fishtank less threatening. Then there is also bullshit like joking about withholding female hygiene products in the bunker.
Hiring e-girls as "assistants" won't help that though. They would need to hire actually talented women that they respect at least a little bit.
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A lot of the barely legal e-girls also hate other women.
It was funny when Bex shamed Claire on Bitchtank, because she never came off as having a weird NLOG agenda against women in general. I really miss her, but I also can't blame her for leaving.

Norstein Bekkler said:
She'd never do it, and say what you will about her as a fish, but I could see someone like Alexis is in that position. Educated, professional, well kept, etc. Someone that's balancing out all the other oddities in the work to help sell the illusion of an actual production team.
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Are you being sarcastic?
She sold her worn underwear after leaving the show and left, because of her reputation, or her sons reputation, I don't remember exactly.
The fish are not ideal for a position like that imo, but if I had to pick one, I'd pick Mizzy. I'm not that big of a fan and her streams are not my thing, but she does seem to get "gimmicks" at least.

User 204766 said:
Can any of the fishtank fans answer this question for me: Why would Sam be so pissed off about Brandon when he worships Nick Fuentes another gay pedo? we also now have proof Jet is a Destiny tier pedo dating a literal high schooler. might as well change the name to pedo tank

Speaking of which, the way Nick and the Groypers act around women is exactly how Jet, Ben, Mints, etc act. That's interesting right?

Maybe season 5 is going to be a Sam Hyde/Nick Fuentes double pedo host season
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So I guess it's the point of the fishtank downtime cycle, where we regurgitate our Brandon arguments again. I'll engage, since the current state of the thread isn't any better.

Brandon didn't just post sexualized pictures of an autistic elementary schooler, he also had him and another child at his drag queen convention booth. He was part of the abuse this child endured. Even just comparing this with Jet dating 18 year olds is just insane. Don't get me wrong, Jet is super disgusting, but that's in a completely different ballpark of degeneracy.

I can't address your Fuentes points, because I don't really know about him, but you seem to imply that Ben and Mints are also weird around women? Are you trying to argue that they're gay, or abusive? I genuinely can't tell and would love to have some examples.
 
There's a rumor spreading around that the "18 years old girlfriend" Jet mentioned in his dm is Ellie. She posted a status, indicating that she was in New York and then immediately deleted it. Many argued that she was home-schooled, that's why she was able to travel anywhere she likes without worrying about school or she's just skipping school. Personally, I don't care about that, I only care about whether or not Jet, using his position and clout, groomed Ellie to be in a relationship with him. So, I did some digging and found some bit of the deleted status and a screenshoot from this guy that indicates her being in New York and enroute to Jet's Lakehouse/Rhode Island.

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Now, I can't confirm that she was indeed going to Rhode Island to meet Jet, maybe a smarter kiwi can figure that out for us. After digging through a schizo babble think tank that is /bant, I went through Ellie's kick channel for some cope from her simps and found something interesting.
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Ignoring the creepiness aspect of people stalking an 18 years old aside, We all know that Ellie wants to be a grifter, right? In fact, that what she said when Sam asked her what she's gonna do after the tank. Now, let's put ourselves in a mind of a clout-hungry 18 years old who had 2 collaboration with a popular podcast that become the main reason to reappeal the policy of woman voting. I think we could all agree that she would posted multiple posts, stories mentioning that she was in that podcast and plug her kick channel to her new fans, right? Well, I went to check her IG and found none of those. What I found is a post containing photos of her time in the tank and a shitpost.
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Could it be, dare I say, her boyfriend Jet Neptune, managed to convince her to lay low for a while because he's a lazy fuckup who can't stop dming e-girls so he could achieve the threesome of his dream, convinced her to go to his lakehouse to help him find properties for S5 and as a little romantic escapades/a way of getting to know each other while weathering through online harassment that campaigned by Shadi and other jilted e-girls? Or, she just so happen in New York to do a collab with other content creators and went into Anne Frank mode just to surprise her fans. Who knows really. It's just a speculation so take it with a grain of salt but the silence from both of them is definitely deafening. Hopefully we could found about what happen between them soon™
 

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