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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
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"Fish Party" / Bitchtank 2 confirmed?
 
Jet is Sam Hyde's pet retard, he's the dumb henchmen in old cartoons who would go, "Duuuuh, okay boss!", if you engage in a sexual relationship with him consensually for any reason then I don't feel bad for you. The prize for season 4 was like $6,000, everyone involved is doing this for clout and if you're willing to suck a literal retard's dick for it then that's on you.
 
Probably late but here's my schizo theory
Bitchtank 2: Lakehouse Edition is happening and that nose ring having BPD chick almost fucked it up but Jet isn't revealing the plan until they get there and sign an NDA
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Lmao, did anybody else notice this yet?

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$30 for Early Access Wigger Abandonware? Not likely. If anyone has a torrent I'd give it a run.
Torrented it, played it, 0/10. No challenges, nothing to do, despite playing as Jet you can't rape Josie. At this rate we'd all be better off if Xavier Ravenblood starting livestreaming The Sims for 12 hours a day, making up lore and plotlines and doing voices with the characters he makes. Call it SimTank or something.

Actually, IIRC, there's probably enough mods and shit out there for Sims 4 that he could probably recreate the Bloodgames set and etc.
 
LOL Geezer tried to snipe Letty but ended up hanging out around the entrance for ages then finally yelling she has a hairy asshole at her. Geezer previously sniped S3 in Vegas and basically got a cold shoulder by Sam.
IP2 is claiming a W on this but I think Letty took the W
 
If anyone has a torrent I'd give it a run.
I tried it and if I could give it a single word to describe my experience; it would be "tedious". I dropped it after a little over an hour.

Disclaimer: run at your own risk (preferably on a stolen laptop using a virtual machine with 20 proxies on McDonald's Wi-Fi)
[I personally didn't find anything malicious when I checked, it is an igg-games reupload though; so be cautious, because they're a bit less than reputable]

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2d108e983bbd4876ceddb1c42812b5a391528c7e&dn=Fishtank.Reality.TV.Simulator.rar
VirusTotal scan: https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file...756f48e16065a3924ade7df041299916d10/detection
(1 very likely a false-positive)

please seed
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Probably late but here's my schizo theory
Bitchtank 2: Lakehouse Edition is happening and that nose ring having BPD chick almost fucked it up but Jet isn't revealing the plan until they get there and sign an NDA
Well, obviously. What else do you think No Contestussy does to a wigger? I'm confident he hasn't gotten laid since he raped Josie and that was what, at least 2 years ago?
 
Sam Hyde's taking a page from his master Nick Fuentes and exclusively surrounds himself with people stupider than him, the type of dipshits that would show off their pussy eating technique if asked to. Much like western society he has too many indians and not enough chiefs, and that's why everything he's done has turned to shit.
Weak men lead weak men because strong men will overtake them.
 
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