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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
lol no

Burt has been sperging in the discord for the last couple hours, revealing stuff such as that he was the one to apologise to production in order to get back in their good graces (he needs the money and attention), that his mom had to make it clear to him that she has no interest in sex with him, and he now wants to dox Alex and ruin his online career.
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Why does Burt act like he’s on meth all the time ? What a fucking weirdo. Fuck that baked bukowski guy too. One thing magic stars did was create opportunities for freak orbiters to weasel their way into these fish streams and I want none of it. Hopefully this baked faggot quickly fades back into obscurity because I’m tired of seeing that ugly irrelevant face of his.
 
As a remind for everyone of who you are, you are a retarded sperg who came to the site wanting to a-log Betty to death, neck yourself faggot
 
As a remind for everyone of who you are, you are a retarded sperg who came to the site wanting to a-log Betty to death, neck yourself faggot
Shut Up 2.mp4
Supposedly, this is how the guy looks like.
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And this is his phonebook, MATTHEW ALLEN CAREY
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is there any legitimate reason you NEED female assistants over male ones outside of being able to fuck them? ive been racking my brain and cant think of any reason why they cant just get one of the billion autist dudes that would work for free. dont know what other way you can conceivably look at this outside of trying to get more pussy.
The season 3 cast found it weird that no female was working in production. With the whole gaslight being that the wiggers actually were normie Reality TV producers, it would have helped to make the gaslight so much stronger and possibly also make the reveal of fishtank less threatening. Then there is also bullshit like joking about withholding female hygiene products in the bunker.
Hiring e-girls as "assistants" won't help that though. They would need to hire actually talented women that they respect at least a little bit.
 
Look i actually want to make a small addendum to my previous post before you guys autism sticker to me death.

I have ZERO problems supporting fishtank, I have infact spent 10s of thousands of dollars over the last few seasons and subscribed to mdetv for EP. What I dont appreciate is incompetence and the season ending early. When the new season starts with the proper permits in place I will happily spend my money but I am not throwing money away, supporting jets broken bullshit. Now sticker me to death you fags
 
Look i actually want to make a small addendum to my previous post before you guys autism sticker to me death.

I have ZERO problems supporting fishtank, I have infact spent 10s of thousands of dollars over the last few seasons and subscribed to mdetv for EP. What I dont appreciate is incompetence and the season ending early. When the new season starts with the proper permits in place I will happily spend my money but I am not throwing money away, supporting jets broken bullshit. Now sticker me to death you fags
Whatever faggot
 
Somethings happening on the site. I canceled my sub, can someone check the bts section??
the BTS section is a sham. from a supposed incentive to keep the sub going we got three very short videos about nothing.
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mints teased the cam change a day before and it happening soon but accompanied this with gibberish about deltarune and homestuck.
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as for magic friends - alex teased more info about it being released:
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They would need to hire actually talented women that they respect at least a little bit.


She'd never do it, and say what you will about her as a fish, but I could see someone like Alexis is in that position. Educated, professional, well kept, etc. Someone that's balancing out all the other oddities in the work to help sell the illusion of an actual production team.

You're absolutely right, it must have been odd to the Fish that there weren't any women on staff, and that there weren't any suits until Alex showed up way later.

But yeah, Jet would just hire whatever Twitter groupie is willing to flirt with his increasingly fattening ass.
 
This thread is a disaster lmao
We should be enjoying spergknights and niggerwizards innawoods right now. Whoever kept calling the police needs a new fucking necktie.
 
Bex was creative and talented, but displeased the wiggers in some way.
Egomaniacs always ruin projects when they feel threatened by someone else’s talent. See Todd Howard’s total control over what goes into Bethesda games and how him and his studio have been raping New Vegas lore for almost a decade.
 
Try not to get screenshotted by bpd captain insano girls you're flirting with while having internet clout in a demonstrably unstable community of your creation that already has a running joke about your conduct: Jet edition.
 
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