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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Their sleep schedule is entirely fucked up now. They have became night owls at this point and its 5pm CST or 6PM EST, as of taking the screen cap.
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ATPH said:
I don't think enough people are talking about how close Ralph and Binx were from meeting each other. There's some fucked up timeline out there where Binx becomes the next person to be hunted for Internet clout. Truly a horrifying thought.
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Not really. She was careful about whether or not being even on the fishtank website. So I can't really imagine her ever willingly going on a show while Ethan Ralph is there. (That's the Ralph we're talking about, right?)
 
Couple days ago I clipped some of Aryeh's stream.
Fishtoy was for him to twerk.

Fishtoy was to say a username 20 times. Username named "Jigger Niher" donated to have his name read.
 
I just finished speed-marathoning Cumcumberfeet's recaps of S3 and S1.

Season 3 is abjectly peak and I will not be listening to counter-arguments.
Season 1 was forgivably jank but otherwise meh outside of Letty's cheap sociopathy and the retarded Wonka Finale.

It's weird since I only came in a week before the S4 cancellation, but what's up with Season 4's cast being a warped shadow-version of Season 1's? Was that something anyones ever tried to dig into? Even Jin's early exit mirrors Simmons, but wheras Simmons was obvious, Jin's was very vague. Direnc's constant mention of crack mirrors Letty's coke references. Vance and Freddy are built for big wigger production. Heavy-set autists in the form of Aryeh/Mauro, Lispy retards Jon/Daniel, Barely Legal Asians Jet is desperately tryig to fuck in Josie/Ellie. Fat in the form of Sylvia and Rachel. Unfunny retards like Angelina and Damiel.

Or am I just late?
 
Max Caulfield said:
I just finished speed-marathoning Cumcumberfeet's recaps of S3 and S1.

Season 3 is abjectly peak and I will not be listening to counter-arguments.
Season 1 was forgivably jank but otherwise meh outside of Letty's cheap sociopathy and the retarded Wonka Finale.

It's weird since I only came in a week before the S4 cancellation, but what's up with Season 4's cast being a warped shadow-version of Season 1's? Was that something anyones ever tried to dig into? Even Jin's early exit mirrors Simmons, but wheras Simmons was obvious, Jin's was very vague. Direnc's constant mention of crack mirrors Letty's coke references. Vance and Freddy are built for big wigger production. Heavy-set autists in the form of Aryeh/Mauro, Lispy retards Jon/Daniel, Barely Legal Asians Jet is desperately tryig to fuck in Josie/Ellie. Fat in the form of Sylvia and Rachel. Unfunny retards like Angelina and Damiel.

Or am I just late?
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These are Fishtank archetypes that usually repeat every season. There have been theories that season 4 was supposed to be a play on season 1, and was actively made to reflect a lack of care and complete disregard for the show's quality. Even if these theories are true, it's likely that any mirroring characters is based on coincidence or pattern recognition, and any mirrored moments (especially eliminations) can be explained by wigger's stumbling into it through means of incompetency or (again) coincidence
 
Jobama said:
Sam hasn't cared abut fishtank since Famous House 1.
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*Season One. Love Sam and have a hard time imagining Fishtank without him, but god damn he’s checked out. When he isn’t actively fucking up he’s hanging out working on a supplement project. When Jebediah Goldstriker went away and Sam came in to lift weights or play on his phone, it was at least a little funny, but there’s no character to break anymore. Jason Goldstriker = bored Sam Hyde. Season 4 was awesome largely in spite of Sam.
 
Max Caulfield said:
I just finished speed-marathoning Cumcumberfeet's recaps of S3 and S1.

Season 3 is abjectly peak and I will not be listening to counter-arguments.
Season 1 was forgivably jank but otherwise meh outside of Letty's cheap sociopathy and the retarded Wonka Finale.

It's weird since I only came in a week before the S4 cancellation, but what's up with Season 4's cast being a warped shadow-version of Season 1's? Was that something anyones ever tried to dig into? Even Jin's early exit mirrors Simmons, but wheras Simmons was obvious, Jin's was very vague. Direnc's constant mention of crack mirrors Letty's coke references. Vance and Freddy are built for big wigger production. Heavy-set autists in the form of Aryeh/Mauro, Lispy retards Jon/Daniel, Barely Legal Asians Jet is desperately tryig to fuck in Josie/Ellie. Fat in the form of Sylvia and Rachel. Unfunny retards like Angelina and Damiel.

Or am I just late?
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You draw unusual parallels. I've seen Freddy and Angelina compared to Jon and Letty, never Vance and Damiel.
 
Oprah Winfrey said:
You draw unusual parallels. I've seen Freddy and Angelina compared to Jon and Letty, never Vance and Damiel.
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It's one of the few moments some missed, but Freddy and Sam did establish some degree of rapport. Not the same, but they're both New Englanders with a creative bent. While Vance eventually went on to work directly for the crew, don't be surprised if Freddy contributes riffs and tracks for later projects. A drunken dumbass for sure, but he's not that bad as musician in a professional capacity does seem like someone whose easy to tard-wrangle.

While he did, IIRC, have it ready and waiting, Shelton Pizza Place is a great single:
 
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