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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
S5 is a reverse gaslight on these 2 ugly broads and their fucked up kids.

Jet tells Nick and Charls that they got a warehouse in the bush in Nevada. Fly the families to Vegas and they get “kidnapped” by some Mexicans at a gas station. They “shoot” both fathers with a prop gun and bring the women and children into a shitty trailer park (a running joke is the hillbilly trailer is actually nicer than the Carrolls apartment).

Challenges revolve around cooking, cleaning, hiking around the desert like an illegal. Then the last challenge is a Sophie’s choice where the mommies have to decide amongst themselves which 2 kids will live and which will die. But then the Mexicans decide Effina sucks so much that they just kill her any everyone else gets to survive.

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Awww leave nick’s wife and kids out of it. Nick is a cool dude.
The other one is fine for your idea lol
 
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no idea whos bed this is
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the kitchen is so fucked
 
S5 is a reverse gaslight on these 2 ugly broads and their fucked up kids.

Jet tells Nick and Charls that they got a warehouse in the bush in Nevada. Fly the families to Vegas and they get “kidnapped” by some Mexicans at a gas station. They “shoot” both fathers with a prop gun and bring the women and children into a shitty trailer park (a running joke is the hillbilly trailer is actually nicer than the Carrolls apartment).

Challenges revolve around cooking, cleaning, hiking around the desert like an illegal. Then the last challenge is a Sophie’s choice where the mommies have to decide amongst themselves which 2 kids will live and which will die. But then the Mexicans decide Effina sucks so much that they just kill her any everyone else gets to survive.

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Fucked up, leave these random women and their children alone
 
Late, but I just noticed the Spanish/English cheat sheet on the wall, lol.
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Binx is restraining somebody (Ralph?) with saran wrap.

(Edit) TJ and Binx are walking the Hispanic contestants around on leashes while they act like dogs
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They had a challenge to see who could eat the fastest out of a dog bowl. Dude puked and started scooping it up with his hands and eating it again.
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Also this

(Edit 2) Fisthank.
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idk i just tuned in and her and tj are being funny together
thinking they havent slept at all all night
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theyre chasing each other around but the floor is so fucked that theyre just slipping everywhere

tj is just prancing around the house like a tard and its pretty funny.
i have no idea whats going on really
 
idk i just tuned in and her and tj are being funny together
thinking they havent slept at all all night
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theyre chasing each other around but the floor is so fucked that theyre just slipping everywhere

tj is just prancing around the house like a tard and its pretty funny.
i have no idea whats going on really
They've been up all night drinking and further trashing the house. Pretty fun tbh. Earlier Fenix gave TJ a lap dance and he had his hand down his pants the whole time :cryblood:
 
idk i just tuned in and her and tj are being funny together
thinking they havent slept at all all night
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theyre chasing each other around but the floor is so fucked that theyre just slipping everywhere

tj is just prancing around the house like a tard and its pretty funny.
i have no idea whats going on really
TJ and Binx might be opposites,but Lubecooch and Gobinx are spiritual twins. Degenerates at heart.
 
TJ and Binx... The Gooner and his GoonQueen,talking about dreams and trauma
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Would Busted Binx be buckbroken to see Lubecooch cheat on her infantilized hag ass with another nigger? She should ask him about the trauma that led him into masturbating to horses, niggers, and cartoon kids being raped (also by horses.)
 
TJ is a good fish and I’m tired of pretending he’s not
TJ was kinda shit during S2. I genuinely thought the dude was boring and was obviously pegged to win early on.

BUT

His performance on Bloodgames was amusing enough, and the breakup with Taylor shifted his entire dynamic. I feel like it actually opened him up as a person rather than being a "Ummm uhhhh ummm uhhhhh"
Enter Powtank. TJ was supposed to be a guest, then basically took over the show. Him venting about how Taylor had gambling problems, eating live bugs, THE MIDWEST, the Grindr date, still dancing every time to LA BOMBA, refusing to spank Creature, going so hard in the final challenge that it made Rusty quit after a few minutes. TJ entertained me in a way I wasn't expecting and warmed up to him a lot as a result.

I could ramble more about Powtank. I still think of the Fishtank spin offs that have been made, it was probably the best one in the terms of actually replicating the feeling. Kinda makes me wish Jacob attempted it again.

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