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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
I found Jet Neptune's long lost evil twin brother. Behold Gypsy Uranus.

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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I have never heard of the Sardine Tin in my life,QRD?
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It was a friendtank run during Streamstars by Aperture in some airbnb. The only memorable moments are Alex B showed up pilled out of his mind and one of the FT fans there proposed to his GF and immediately after this Alex started chimping out over something unrelated and ruined/improved the moment depending on how you look at it. Overall it was nontent.
 
<3 norafawn said:
Mate can you imagine s1 without john? We would have all died from boredom and Vance would have won.
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If I could have been a fly on the wall the first time they saw his audition video, they must have saw $$$.

On another note. I read a comment somewhere saying how downbad TJ must be financially to be doing Telemundo Fishtank. I just thought I would share that.
 
Pulling a few hundred viewers at 7:55 in the morning EST ain't bad for the stankq. Good for them.

It kinda sucks that S4 was so fucked, intentionally and unintentionally. Looking back on it I really liked the direction they were taking with the ads, graphics, sounds, etc. Even the stupid 2007 ad was solid. I think it added a lot to the overall product.
If it keeps going, I hope the same production value is applied to BG.
 
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
If I could have been a fly on the wall the first time they saw his audition video, they must have saw $$$.

On another note. I read a comment somewhere saying how downbad TJ must be financially to be doing Telemundo Fishtank. I just thought I would share that.
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He could be down bad, but he also seems to just enjoy streaming and fishtank from time to time.
 
Rolex said:
Pulling a few hundred viewers at 7:55 in the morning EST ain't bad for the stankq. Good for them.

It kinda sucks that S4 was so fucked, intentionally and unintentionally. Looking back on it I really liked the direction they were taking with the ads, graphics, sounds, etc. Even the stupid 2007 ad was solid. I think it added a lot to the overall product.
If it keeps going, I hope the same production value is applied to BG.
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Even though Binx and her subhuman simps doubled viewership, good for Mexijet. He’ll need that TTS money to fix the stove, chandelier and windows that one girl broke.

BG2 looked really promising from what little we saw from behind the scenes. There would have been a lot more NPCs, better planning, better set design and better creative direction (thanks Xavier!). I hope they at least salvaged some of it.
 
Damn, the show's been progressively getting chaotic af and the first serious injury is because the manbaby Jeff broke his finger on the couch. Mexijet punishes a production member on camera (supposedly it was his responsibility to watch over Jeff and a couple others. One of the paypigs really enjoyed the infantilization of Jeff and now that Jeff is gone, Roberto is pissed because one of their paypigs most likely won't spend much anymore and they have to pay for Jeff's hospital bill, meds, and procedure.) The only way to save the show is to make Binx and TJ official contestants. One of them might walk away as a 2x winner of "Fishtank."
 
Rolex said:
It kinda sucks that S4 was so fucked, intentionally and unintentionally. Looking back on it I really liked the direction they were taking with the ads, graphics, sounds, etc. Even the stupid 2007 ad was solid. I think it added a lot to the overall product.
If it keeps going, I hope the same production value is applied to BG.
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The graphics were very cool and the Education Connection parody and Bloodgames ads were good. Overall though, I hated the ads. I hated that even if I was watching on the main site with the season pass (gay), I had to sit through them on director cam over and over again while the ads told me I should watch on the fishtank website to avoid ad breaks.

Fishtank to me is perfect background noise for doing other things like work. The majority of the show is nontent downtime just waiting for the next big moment. Even during the big moments, I like to have sneedchat open on my other monitor so I'm not constantly switching cameras. I always use director for that reason.

Even the ads that were mildly amusing got grating after like the 3rd time. Fuck that stickermule ad. I know people like the ads but I hope they remove them from main site director going forward, or at least give an ad-free option so I don't have to constantly mute or switch to another cam whenever the commercials start.
 
Rolex said:
Pulling a few hundred viewers at 7:55 in the morning EST ain't bad for the stankq. Good for them.
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Before they were hosted on the fishtank website, they were pulling 20 views on youtube and ran their own site, who knows how many total viewers they had pre-fishtank host.
But ever since then, they garnered more support through TTS and fishtoys from the FT fans.
 
S5 is a reverse gaslight on these 2 ugly broads and their fucked up kids.

Jet tells Nick and Charls that they got a warehouse in the bush in Nevada. Fly the families to Vegas and they get “kidnapped” by some Mexicans at a gas station. They “shoot” both fathers with a prop gun and bring the women and children into a shitty trailer park (a running joke is the hillbilly trailer is actually nicer than the Carrolls apartment).

Challenges revolve around cooking, cleaning, hiking around the desert like an illegal. Then the last challenge is a Sophie’s choice where the mommies have to decide amongst themselves which 2 kids will live and which will die. But then the Mexicans decide Effina sucks so much that they just kill her any everyone else gets to survive.

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Lady Rackets thong said:
i hate TJ with the force of a thousand suns and it's objectively warranted. what do you like about him? he's nontent
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jenna raiding said:
He can be genuinely funny at times and is down for anything. I can see why people think he’s boring though. For me he’s B tier
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He's funny as hell when drunk and elevated powtank and letty's Asia streams by being there which I assume most people didn't watch. He was also good on Bloodgames. He did not deserve to win season 2 and the romance and becoming a man "arcs" were atrocious, but that's a wigger L and not TJ's fault. If you can't get past the lubecooch stuff or him winning season 2, I don't blame you. I agree that he's around B tier: a fairly boring contestant that has some good moments.
 
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