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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
Binx showing up on spictank gives me a darker outlook on the home stretch than all the domestic violence that has happened.

Fenix obviously does not like the competition binx has introduced to the formula. On the other hand, tj now being the token white guy is funny.
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Was that before or after she ran defense for a pedo then immediately slammed clam with the most moon-faced chink to ever walk the Earth?
she said “I still fuck with you, Brandon” after finding out what he had on his website (kids drag and kids by naked men I think). Then she had the least erotic sex with the herpes infected Asian 🤢 binx is AIDS
 
Something I have noticed is that john, jimmy, alex and burt are never invited to these weird spin-offs. Really gets the noggin jogging.
 
The Whatever podcast, the one where that guy gets OF girls on the show to act like retards and say dumb things for ragebait Twitter clips. Here's the Ellie stream. I'm not going to watch 7 hours of this (they make them super long on purpose to stress out panelists) just to take notes on BORING Ellie. The host Brian also probably tries to fuck panelists, he's everything Jet wants to be. The show also has mega paypig TTS like I'm talking $100 or something, the money farm is insane.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sm32LuzkLvASimps are already in the comments:
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The Bride of Gorlock looks ai generated here
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Resting DreamWorks face Syndrome
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Something I have noticed is that john, jimmy, alex and burt are never invited to these weird spin-offs. Really gets the noggin jogging.
All of those guys are legit liabilities. Alex is constantly in junkie chimpout mode and his hogwife can show up to beat his ass, Jimmy is Jimmy and will try to blackmail and molest women, Jon will steal your money while doing lines of coke off a bible while ranting about exterminating all Jews and Burt is a goddamn bisexual tyrannosaurus.
 
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