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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
I'm getting withdrawal. I want to rewatch bloodgames, are there archives anywhere for it? Or is it just gone?
 
TJ just explained the mallet incident to the Estanque crew and they were in disbelief. Then TTS came in and said something about Wild Randy in Spanish.

We are kinda back, lads.
 
jallsballs said:
unsure if this was posted but one of the girls started a fire

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Estanque bed fire.

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Great Sun Jester said:
Not at all. At the start he tried to do a full spanish show, that didn't work up because almost no latino watched. Then he switched to spanglish.
Also, the host walked before the first week ended, Roberto had to take on the role of Jet/Ben/Sam at the same time.

This was the supposed host, a semi-known dj or music guy, but he attracted NO views and was super nontent.
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roberto is unironically great. i think he's really likeable and the ben bit he did where he would go into peoples rooms in the middle of the night and start talking about warhammer 40k lore was really funny.

hes a good host
 
It's a lot easier to get away with trashing a house when you're filming in a dirt poor developing country in Central America vs Karentown USA.
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They're actually doing paintball and I bet TJ is having flashbacks to the swamp olympics.
 
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
So is El Salvador fishtank run by Sam Hyde and Jet, or is the website just letting them stream on fishtank live. Also its weird to see TJ again.
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It was it's own separate thing that had no relation to Sam and Jet/fishtank besides that they took obvious inspiration from fishtank. Jet mocked the idea of it on twitter but then he quickly caved and decided let them stream on the fishtank.live website I guess to make a little extra cash and give El Estanque a little boost in viewership. El Estanque has had their own fishtank-esq website from the start (elestanque.live) and they have a youtube director stream like fishtank does.

Also I vote Fenix for freeloader in season 5. She's technically been a freeloader since like week 2 since Joshua(?) pushed her out so she's proven she can do it and she's made so many people crash-out at her at this point. She just takes the beatings and moves on, Fenix is unstoppable.
 
Marche said:
The fire rises brother.

Apparently Ellie (Jets discord kitten from S4) is on that onlyfans whore podcast thing that Mizzy was also on.
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Big Nasty said:
Fresh & Fit?
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The Whatever podcast, the one where that guy gets OF girls on the show to act like retards and say dumb things for ragebait Twitter clips. Here's the Ellie stream. I'm not going to watch 7 hours of this (they make them super long on purpose to stress out panelists) just to take notes on BORING Ellie. The host Brian also probably tries to fuck panelists, he's everything Jet wants to be. The show also has mega paypig TTS like I'm talking $100 or something, the money farm is insane.
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S.C.U.D. said:
The Whatever podcast, the one where that guy gets OF girls on the show to act like retards and say dumb things for ragebait Twitter clips. Here's the Ellie stream. I'm not going to watch 7 hours of this (they make them super long on purpose to stress out panelists) just to take notes on BORING Ellie. The host Brian also probably tries to fuck panelists, he's everything Jet wants to be. The show also has mega paypig TTS like I'm talking $100 or something, the money farm is insane.
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Ellie has the actual best physiognomy of every bitch there, crazy. Not gonna watch it but I'm sure she also comes across as the least retarded on the panel.

I wonder how much ownership Jet has over the Fishtank brand. Is he just an employee of Sam? Or is Fishtank actually his?
 
Rolex said:
I wonder how much ownership Jet has over the Fishtank brand. Is he just an employee of Sam? Or is Fishtank actually his?
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I think the shares are split 50/50 between him and Sam
 
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