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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Are kids just not taught this stuff anymore? I know slavery and the holocaust are the only two historical events that anyone ever needs to know ever, but they can't squeeze 5 minutes of a few other wars in there each semester?
Kids are only taught the holocaust and Slavery.
I'm not even joking.
 
Not at all. At the start he tried to do a full spanish show, that didn't work up because almost no latino watched. Then he switched to spanglish.
Also, the host walked before the first week ended, Roberto had to take on the role of Jet/Ben/Sam at the same time.

This was the supposed host, a semi-known dj or music guy, but he attracted NO views and was super nontent.
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Thanks for explaining that. I thought there was a different guy at the start, but I thought I was just too bad at telling people apart.

Also I vote Fenix for freeloader in season 5. She's technically been a freeloader since like week 2 since Joshua(?) pushed her out so she's proven she can do it and she's made so many people crash-out at her at this point. She just takes the beatings and moves on, Fenix is unstoppable.
I only watched clips here and on Twitter and I think we should stop calling her Mexican Binx, as she is obviously the superior contestant. And I'm not even a total Binx hater, she just was kind of boring.

Ellie doesn't know when WW1 or WW2 were:

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Tbf, I'm not sure he would have been able to give the right dates, if someone else would have asked. I don't care about his politics, but I'll judge every right-wing person who likes this trash. The host is a complete moron. Not only does he invite the dumbest demographic of OF whores, he also regularly gets owned by them. I can't really think of anything more embarrassing.

I don't know what you guys are talking about, Sam is still following Jet and Jet is following Sam.
Also, there were several instances where Jet deleted tweets or something from his bio, which ended up meaning nothing at all. Sure, there could be trouble in paradise, but it's not enough for me to speculate.
 
Kids are only taught the holocaust and Slavery.
I'm not even joking.
Are kids just not taught this stuff anymore? I know slavery and the holocaust are the only two historical events that anyone ever needs to know ever, but they can't squeeze 5 minutes of a few other wars in there each semester?
You'd think holocaust would count under the bracket of WW2 so the years should be covered there.

Tbf, I'm not sure he would have been able to give the right dates, if someone else would have asked.

Yes I believe the host had to double check the dates himself after asking everyone, timestamp for that question during the stream is roughly 5:45:00




Ellie goes BASED during the bumble rating segment and says no to the Indian for being brown!


Ellie addresses the fakecel accusations, claims she's saving herself until marriage:


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These ragebait podcasts are about as healthy for gender relations as dating apps, incels.is and r/FDS. Guys listen to that shit because they want an excuse to bash women.
 
Binx is on Spictank

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I forgot how annoying Binx was, the nasally voice, the "cutesy" mannerisms to try and make herself seem younger. She's even worse on El Estanque, she seems to have a bit of an ego being a "celebrity" on the show and since everyone is following her around since they have nothing else to do and she's new.

Watching TJ is funny though, he was legit hiding from the whole house for some reason. He was in the confessional and heard someone coming so he got up and hid behind the door and the guy didn't notice.
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Eventually he found some sunglasses and joined everyone, like a totally normal dude.
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