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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
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Double posting but Burt just answered a phone call with someone on stream, some podcaster that I guess Burt did an episode with. He mentions the episode is coming out this Saturday (I think he mentions Jimmy is also in it) and asks Burt to be his co-host/recurring guest on the show. Then he mentions potential future interviews that he wants Burt to be there for including Bonnie Blue, Dax Flame, Mark Normand, and one of the Nelk Boys.

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The "Jimmy" mentioned on that phone call is not Jimmy from fishtank. Burt filmed an episode of a podcast hosted by a guy who calls himself "Jimmie Lee - The Jersey Outlaw" last Saturday. I don't know much about him besides that he's been on h3 stuff and is a street comic - meaning he literally does his material on the street bothering random people. From what I can tell he is some rich old guy larping as a comedian who has interacted a lot with the LA comedian podcast sphere. I only know this because Matan Even set this podcast appearance up for Burt over the phone during magic stars.

Matan seems to like Burt a lot and wants to continue collaborating with him. On this call he told Burt that the scary bug-eyed face and stabbing motion he does is a "god given talent", mostly because he wanted Burt to not say anything and just make that face the entire time while doing a stabbing motion with a knife on the Jimmie Lee interview. Matan also did a few things with Burt in LA and we'll probably be seeing more of them together soon, or at least more of Burt with this Jimmie guy.


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I have given up. I just don't care anymore man.
What is left?
Magic Stars as a concept is flawed, I'd rather see these people together stuck in one room rather than watching individual streams. This shit is just All Star Stream Stars but with no Cyro screaming like a retard hamster. conGREGated blew up and he has no interest in attempting something like that anytime soon. Bloodgames 2 is FUCKING DEAD! Jet is obviously in no rush to save his show at all and would rather just sit around watching movies with Damiel at Chris Lynch's place. What's left?
Oh hey guys a new Claire podcast! Jimmy Twitter Space! Holy heck did you SEE what Kato posted on Instagram? Gahhhhhhhh...

Boots on the ground my fucking ass. It'll be close to a year before we get S5, and I guarantee you it'll be the same Galaxy Gas produced content. The incompetence that has come out post-S4 cancelation is appalling. I get they do stuff "on the fly" but Jet, you fucking need to tighten this shit up and get it together you fucking meth baby. Do we need Johnny Neptune to step back in to set your head straight?
 
urprisingly the NerdBallerTV's Kick Prison Stream "Last Woman Standing"/gooner bait barely touched the Fishtank sphere at all. It was a cell full of OF chicks for a prize of 10k for a week.

I tuned in occasionally because I've been terminally online the last few weeks, Jet once again gets a W with bitchtank. BPD MDE/fishtank fans are much more entertaining than OnlyFans thots. Basically it was 3 days of thots peddling their OF and then you could pay 20 bucks to watch them eat snatch and shower live on his offsite, from the screenshots on X, the offsite peaked at 18 viewers.

Also, kick is pretty gay for banning people for streaming a fight, but it's totally cool to promote gambling to kids.
 
Well, there's Burt jerking off. That can fill the gap until Season 5, right guys? And this time they really aren't going to fuck it up, right?
I'm sure the 200 people who are maybe watching that are thrilled, along with fucking Spictank which is a literal shanty town with no money and no viewers. Literally the Bodega of Fishtank.
But hey it's on the website!
 
I have given up. I just don't care anymore man.
What is left?
Magic Stars as a concept is flawed, I'd rather see these people together stuck in one room rather than watching individual streams. This shit is just All Star Stream Stars but with no Cyro screaming like a retard hamster. conGREGated blew up and he has no interest in attempting something like that anytime soon. Bloodgames 2 is FUCKING DEAD! Jet is obviously in no rush to save his show at all and would rather just sit around watching movies with Damiel at Chris Lynch's place. What's left?
Oh hey guys a new Claire podcast! Jimmy Twitter Space! Holy heck did you SEE what Kato posted on Instagram? Gahhhhhhhh...

Boots on the ground my fucking ass. It'll be close to a year before we get S5, and I guarantee you it'll be the same Galaxy Gas produced content. The incompetence that has come out post-S4 cancelation is appalling. I get they do stuff "on the fly" but Jet, you fucking need to tighten this shit up and get it together you fucking meth baby. Do we need Johnny Neptune to step back in to set your head straight?
Just go do something else. The idea that Fishtank should be 24/7 all year around is lunacy and I don't know how people even want to watch Fishtank 24/7 like that. I pretty much have to make time to watch the main seasons and hopefully watch a Bloodgames if they do one, but trying to watch Fishtank every day of my life would make me want to kill myself. Go outside, get some hobbies or just watch something else for the time being until Fishtank s5 is ready.
 
Just go do something else. The idea that Fishtank should be 24/7 all year around is lunacy and I don't know how people even want to watch Fishtank 24/7 like that. I pretty much have to make time to watch the main seasons and hopefully watch a Bloodgames if they do one, but trying to watch Fishtank every day of my life would make me want to kill myself. Go outside, get some hobbies or just watch something else for the time being until Fishtank s5 is ready.
Believe me there's a backlog of stuff I'm working through. Summer has been nice.
I just really like Fishtank, seeing it in the state it's in is a bummer and wanted to just vent.
Plus the only off season stuff that was worth watching were CK streams and she's in jail!
 
Believe me there's a backlog of stuff I'm working through. Summer has been nice.
I just really like Fishtank, seeing it in the state it's in is a bummer and wanted to just vent.
Plus the only off season stuff that was worth watching were CK streams and she's in jail!
I mostly blame the wiggers for setting up expectations for 24/7 content all year around, which is unrealistic, unsustainable, and waters down the whole Fishtank experience anyway. New seasons of Fishtank are more special when there's been a break.

I'm mostly wondering when the Bloodgames 1 edit is coming out.
 
I mostly blame the wiggers for setting up expectations for 24/7 content all year around, which is unrealistic, unsustainable, and waters down the whole Fishtank experience anyway. New seasons of Fishtank are more special when there's been a break.

I'm mostly wondering when the Bloodgames 1 edit is coming out.
24/7/365 content is impossible to follow unless you’re a no lifer like Cryokeen. This Sloptank era ain’t it’s making my post season hangover even worse. And I didn’t know what to do with myself the day S3 ended.

Unless the wiggers are homeless and traveling a lot, they have no fucking excise not to set up some desktops and keep working on their edits.
 
I mostly blame the wiggers for setting up expectations for 24/7 content all year around
I agree that they shouldn't have content all year but the issue isn't that they aren't running content 24/7/365. It's that they started the season basically knowing they wouldn't be able to finish and leaving us with Magic Stars as a replacement. There was no closure for the whole bunch of content they hyped up (the mid season twist that may or may not have existed, Bloodgames 2, hyping up some third thing).
 
Believe me there's a backlog of stuff I'm working through. Summer has been nice.
I just really like Fishtank, seeing it in the state it's in is a bummer and wanted to just vent.
Plus the only off season stuff that was worth watching were CK streams and she's in jail!
Caroline seems to have been released in the last month. Her bond was reduced to $500 on 6/18 and she’s no longer on the isabella county jail roster
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Believe me there's a backlog of stuff I'm working through. Summer has been nice.
I just really like Fishtank, seeing it in the state it's in is a bummer and wanted to just vent.
Plus the only off season stuff that was worth watching were CK streams and she's in jail!
I feel you, dawg. Fishtank is like my ultimate working noise, and it having it fuckin sucks. I feel like I'm like 40% less efficient.
 
"erm... bitchtank is not canon, I never told anybody that it was canon, not a single time, never. these allegations are false and I need to huf... I mean, go back to work so fishtank can be brought back. thank you."
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