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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I have given up. I just don't care anymore man.
What is left?
Magic Stars as a concept is flawed, I'd rather see these people together stuck in one room rather than watching individual streams. This shit is just All Star Stream Stars but with no Cyro screaming like a retard hamster. conGREGated blew up and he has no interest in attempting something like that anytime soon. Bloodgames 2 is FUCKING DEAD! Jet is obviously in no rush to save his show at all and would rather just sit around watching movies with Damiel at Chris Lynch's place. What's left?
Oh hey guys a new Claire podcast! Jimmy Twitter Space! Holy heck did you SEE what Kato posted on Instagram? Gahhhhhhhh...

Boots on the ground my fucking ass. It'll be close to a year before we get S5, and I guarantee you it'll be the same Galaxy Gas produced content. The incompetence that has come out post-S4 cancelation is appalling. I get they do stuff "on the fly" but Jet, you fucking need to tighten this shit up and get it together you fucking meth baby. Do we need Johnny Neptune to step back in to set your head straight?
I'm tired boss...
 
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I tried KiwiSpeed made by @my penis is on fire on this general thread. Turns out season 3 has the most activity after season 1 here.
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@Ancient Pioneer, thoughts?
Sounds about right. It was by far the craziest, most ambitious season. It may have died of cancer but it still clapped S2's cheeks overall.

Hopefully in the next week we see some signs of life. Call me a conspiracy theorist but it always seems like sex-pest-Jet-Xeet drama only happens when some reveal is around the corner.
 
I didn’t realize how expensive bail bonds are damn. I figured 2% + collateral and was wondering how even tweakers don’t have $1,000 for a $50K bond. Turns out it’s ~10%. No wonder she was in county for a month.
Tbf it seems like it was for the better at least based on her online activity. Some of these bitches need to be kept in a cage
Call me a conspiracy theorist but it always seems like sex-pest-Jet-Xeet drama only happens when some reveal is around the corner.
Hard work makes for a hard cock

Or, more likely, jet recognized that abi’s trying to cling on to her z-tier celebrity status despite being a loser cunt with absolutely nothing funny or interesting to say or do, and these DMs are an easy way to keep interest.

It’s all relative tho. Most of you guys have probably realized I’m a gigachad pussyslayer “really rich” type nigga. Combat vet, Princeton law grad, own a dropshipping business and I’m an Amazon affiliate. From up here, y’all just some rats trying to climb over each other IMG_1555.webp
 
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