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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
Deputy Brian rides again.
Fuckin New Vegas themed BG2... with all the great country hits playing...........
like shit, gimme them playing Water, by Marty Robbins to taunt the fish about not drinking enough during the day
An all Marty Robbins playlist would be kino, tbh.

...but play this whenever Josie shows up
 
Honestly KF opinions on Fishtank are probably the most reasonable anywhere, I'd be taking them into account first and foremost starting from the planning phase
Priority number one: simply finish the fucking project as planned, no quitting, no derailing.
No drugs at all, and no alcohol for production except for maybe one party night mid season to keep up the energy, and a wrap party at the end.
No illness on set or you're fired.

I think that'd solve 80% of the issues right there.
Fishtank wouldn't be Fishtank if they did this.
 
This is the thing, it was fun watching Greg get messed with in SeGREGated among other things that happened during the show, but with this second one there was a heavy emphasis on the theme of the show and challenges for the content, which COULD work, but all the challenges didn't seem very high effort or long so most of the time when I tuned in it was just a bunch of tards hanging out and depending on the day/time they were very fucked up off of booze or weed toys.

A for effort, there was some funny moments. Sounds like it was Frank that wanted to go further with shit and that really brought Greg down or maybe it was other people in production causing issues, maybe both of those things.
I found Greg’s show boring. I wanted to see Frank hassle people but it was all Greg awkward flirting with Trish and the stupid pies. I only enjoyed when Jobe showed up and when the Skippy guy was an angry drunken blue Smurf / sonic the hedgehog. People would have paid money to see some hasslin’
 
Imagine an alternate timeline BG1 in the desert where instead of a spider bite sending Jon to the hospital it's a rattlesnake bite and he just fucking dies.
If you remember jon's fucked up leg injury it may as well have been a snake bite. They had to force him to the hospital but it was already visibly rotting with a hole in it.
 
I thought the stuff in gregtank like where they had trish go on the date with the guy was pretty funny.
That's not even really hassling but it's still kinda fucking with people.
Maybe they should come up with more stuff like that if he doesn't directly want to hassle people.
Just like goofy gaslight stuff

But they should hassle people a little bit too.
Like, it would have been REALLY funny if Frank took one of those rotting banana bags and smashed it over someones head.

Idk I think it's kind of weird that Greg is so down about it. I agree with people that there could have been more hassling or whatever
But even still, I thought the show was still pretty good.

Like Idk I don't expect it to be perfect or for Greg to be always be great - so it's weird he gets so depressed about it.

It's like he puts way too high standards on himself. I wonder what causes that, like if there were a bunch of people talking shit online? or was it staff? like what happened?

He made the money he needed to make, overall it was pretty successful, so like, idk. Stop acting like it was a failure, it wasn't.

Just be like 'yeah some things didnt work so we're gonna think about what to do in the future'.
Instead it's like "i cant do this! im never doing it again!" its like calm down bro.

People can like segregated more or say they like this or that more - but overall it was a decent show imo. I don't know why everyone acting like it was this colossal trainwreck or whatever


anyways he seems like hes doing okay. maybe he's cooled off a bit.
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I thought the stuff in gregtank like where they had trish go on the date with the guy was pretty funny.
That's not even really hassling but it's still kinda fucking with people.
Maybe they should come up with more stuff like that if he doesn't directly want to hassle people.
Just like goofy gaslight stuff

But they should hassle people a little bit too.
Like, it would have been REALLY funny if Frank took one of those rotting banana bags and smashed it over someones head.

Idk I think it's kind of weird that Greg is so down about it. I agree with people that there could have been more hassling or whatever
But even still, I thought the show was still pretty good.

Like Idk I don't expect it to be perfect or for Greg to be always be great - so it's weird he gets so depressed about it.

It's like he puts way too high standards on himself. I wonder what causes that, like if there were a bunch of people talking shit online? or was it staff? like what happened?

He made the money he needed to make, overall it was pretty successful, so like, idk. Stop acting like it was a failure, it wasn't.

Just be like 'yeah some things didnt work so we're gonna think about what to do in the future'.
Instead it's like "i cant do this! im never doing it again!" its like calm down bro.

People can like segregated more or say they like this or that more - but overall it was a decent show imo. I don't know why everyone acting like it was this colossal trainwreck or whatever


anyways he seems like hes doing okay. maybe he's cooled off a bit.
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Yeah I was one of the people bitchin about wanting more hasslin’ lol but Greg needs to chill, it’s no big deal.
 


just want to remind people of the times greg kicked the shit out of frank and ben
 
Idk I think it's kind of weird that Greg is so down about it. I agree with people that there could have been more hassling or whatever
But even still, I thought the show was still pretty good.

Like Idk I don't expect it to be perfect or for Greg to be always be great - so it's weird he gets so depressed about it.
Greg gets into these moods from time to time, every now and then you'll see him depressionposting on Twitter etc. He's just not the most stable guy imo.
 
Anybody even watching TortureChamber?

They got a new cute girl on but thats all I know. I don't see anybody talking about it or even caring
While some spin-offs benefited from S4 ending early they seem to have gotten the opposite end of the stick. They aimed for the 2-3 week timeslot between the official day 42 end and bg2 but people down for them are already on spictank to the point where the #fishtanklive hashtag is basically spammed to death with it (by probably paid/incentivized clippers) or they already tuned out until the next big thing.
Unlike the former it also seems to be heavily reliant on audience engagement with no baseline structure and only four contestants (of which two are already gone and the gooner bait girl having been added in). I don't think they have given up though, they're shopping it around on Kick and are giving out "whale page" access to streamers to promote it.

The one guy who got booted gave another contestant quite a gnarly burn:

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s: https://x.com/torture_live/status/1950431723088658504


Surprisingly the NerdBallerTV's Kick Prison Stream "Last Woman Standing"/gooner bait barely touched the Fishtank sphere at all. It was a cell full of OF chicks for a prize of 10k for a week. Can't really talk about it too much as I didn't do more than browse around a bit when it ran. You could redeem free channel points (from viewing) for the girls to win and they had a wheel they spun for challenges/punishment. Given the nature of who put it on they also had some "uncensored" content hidden away on their website (IDK).
It involved some other streamers which at least touched spheres with Jon on Ice Poseidon's hunger games like Xena and Dtan....

Got banned multiple times I think and the girls were catty... but it wasn't much of a success.
 
Haven't been watching spictank so I don't know the context but that didn't look that bad to me? Seems like a completely unnecessary crash out. Funny how domestic violence is so common in Latin America that the two on the bed didn't even get up though.
The one guy who got booted gave another contestant quite a gnarly burn:
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This shit is just trash. Square hut tier sadism just for the sake of it. Glad their show is failing.
 
I checked in on magic stars for the first time in a couple days, Burt was burting off to Alex B while Alex B was shit talking him through TTS.
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When Burt finished he showed off the cobra cuck shirt he burted off on and sent Alex B a message
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Double posting but Burt just answered a phone call with someone on stream, some podcaster that I guess Burt did an episode with. He mentions the episode is coming out this Saturday (I think he mentions Jimmy is also in it) and asks Burt to be his co-host/recurring guest on the show. Then he mentions potential future interviews that he wants Burt to be there for including Bonnie Blue, Dax Flame, Mark Normand, and one of the Nelk Boys.

 
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