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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe said:
according to the discord, the plan is to get off their OG site, and do fulltime fishtank, and the production is thinking of selling a stake to wiggers in exchange for free hosting+ 2 more seasons
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Ooh, wigger incompetence killing El Estanque wouldn't be my first choice but I won't be surprised.
 
I think all of these shows need two things:

1) A proper project manager that organizes shit
2) A social media/PR manager

The biggest downfalls of each of these shows has been the lack of social media presence and transparency as well as the lack of planning and organization. It sucks that it'd create more overhead, but if it's the difference between your show working and failing then the investment is well worth it.
 
conGREGated did a larger percentage of its advertised season length than S4 so I'm calling this a Greg W.
 
Lady Rackets thong said:
does anyone have any more details on the stray dog attack thing? i missed this and it sounds so off / weird to me.
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All I know is what was said in Kick chat by someone on production who probably isn't Greg:
1. Greg left a door open.
2. Stray dog wandered in.
3. Stray dog scratched Trish and knocked her down, and bit Skippy. It is unclear in which order these happened.
4. Skippy had to leave to seek medical treatment. They said he would come back but I don't think he did.
5. Director cam went to an empty room while all this happened so little if any of it was shown on stream.

What conGREGated has taught me, which I already knew but this just confirms it, is Greg is best as part of a cast. When it's him by himself or him in charge it's just not as good. That said I still liked conGREGated and tuned in every day for at least a little bit. The endless karaoke got annoying and the cast could have been better but it had some good moments. I think seGREGated was better though, that show got better every day while conGREGated got less interesting as the show went on. For his next project, Greg needs to hand the reigns to the other production members and just be a cast member.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
All I know is what was said in Kick chat by someone on production who probably isn't Greg:
1. Greg left a door open.
2. Stray dog wandered in.
3. Stray dog scratched Trish and knocked her down, and bit Skippy. It is unclear in which order these happened.
4. Skippy had to leave to seek medical treatment. They said he would come back but I don't think he did.
5. Director cam went to an empty room while all this happened so little if any of it was shown on stream.

What conGREGated has taught me, which I already knew but this just confirms it, is Greg is best as part of a cast. When it's him by himself or him in charge it's just not as good. That said I still liked conGREGated and tuned in every day for at least a little bit. The endless karaoke got annoying and the cast could have been better but it had some good moments. I think seGREGated was better though, that show got better every day while conGREGated got less interesting as the show went on. For his next project, Greg needs to hand the reigns to the other production members and just be a cast member.
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being attacked by random wild beasts and closing is on brand for fishtank
 
I know it's been said a dozen times before but watching the Fishtank segment of the Sam Hyde doc really made me sad for what could have been. The BG2 map looked fucking great and it even had that signature mishmash of medieval, Western and modern aesthetics that made Bloodgames so unique.
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RIP Sgt Smithey of Pistol Team. We may never know your relevance to the BG2 plot.
 
Zjierb said:
I think all of these shows need two things:

1) A proper project manager that organizes shit
2) A social media/PR manager

The biggest downfalls of each of these shows has been the lack of social media presence and transparency as well as the lack of planning and organization. It sucks that it'd create more overhead, but if it's the difference between your show working and failing then the investment is well worth it.
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I personally will do both of these for the low, low price of $500,000 per season. Don't be afraid to @ me wiggers.
 
Normally I'd write up a data post after a season ends with trends and income reports and who was the biggest draw for TTS/SFX but I've had a lot of stuff hurled at me this month and its going to remain hectic for months going forward so I'm never going to complete this for Season 4. This is an archive for every tweet during Season 4 and it includes all the spam so you'll have to remove that if you wish to do just a raw count of how many tweets per day, normally its a matter of identifying the hashtags used by bots and just filtering a bunch and deleting the rows that way.

I doubt anyone is going to use the csv for anything like what I tend to do but either way its better to archive than to not.
 

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