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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Holy fuck Jet has gotten fat. Has he been eating nothing but slop for the past year?
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Sam needs to give his boy some dieting advice ASAP.
I know that face bloat. That's alcoholism. He's probably been drunk out of his mind since his show was cancelled.

Greg is fat because he's an alcoholic too but I don't think he drinks nonstop and he actually walks a lot and exercises. Jet may have reached that point where you get water bloat and it accumulates in your abdomen and neck.
 
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Tayleigh has started streaming on the site, so far she's been trying to crochet while getting distracted by chat and sfx, or by fishtoys such as feeding her cats treats.
 
Seeing that footage of the BG2 set in Buckingham's MDE documentary was actually very sad, it looked like BG2 was going to be something very interesting and fun. I can't help but feel bad for Jet a little bit, despite his many flaws, I feel like it has to hurt him a little to see all that work and progress in his project destroyed. I hope this lights a fire under his ass and leads to a Jet redemption arc. He needs to make sure s5 is the best fucking season of Fishtank ever so BG2 can be revived in all it's glory.
 
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Tayleigh has started streaming on the site, so far she's been trying to crochet while getting distracted by chat and sfx, or by fishtoys such as feeding her cats treats.
God she sucks. Turned it on, saw her doing the Jet ironic robot dance and shouting “Jimmy has AIDS,” immediately turned it off.

I wonder when exactly her dad started to rape her. I’d imagine it was in the 12-14 range given the bunk bed and LED light setup. Classic case of arrested development.
 
God she sucks. Turned it on, saw her doing the Jet ironic robot dance and shouting “Jimmy has AIDS,” immediately turned it off.

I wonder when exactly her dad started to rape her. I’d imagine it was in the 12-14 range given the bunk bed and LED light setup. Classic case of arrested development.
 
God she sucks. Turned it on, saw her doing the Jet ironic robot dance and shouting “Jimmy has AIDS,” immediately turned it off.

I wonder when exactly her dad started to rape her. I’d imagine it was in the 12-14 range given the bunk bed and LED light setup. Classic case of arrested development.
 
Doubt Greg is banned on kick, when some gets banned on kick they still appear show up in your follow list, but when you click on their profile they 404. No 404 when you click on his profile.

Also for Bloodgames, huge bummer, Buckinghams doc was shot before S4 even started, Jet and Ben wouldn't both be at the S3 house during filming of S4, you are retarded if you thought that was shot post shutdown.
 
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