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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
i'm not that convinced theres going to be a next season
at least any time soon
Totally agree. Sam was talking about half-assing S4's recovery being the death knell for Fishtank, but I'm more inclined to think that the show has been gradually collapsing due to rampant neglect. Jet's horrible at his job, Sam doesn't give a shit, and no one can get through to either of them. The shame is that there's absolutely bones here to recover, but they're stubborn and retarded, therefore they're going to fail every season in some way. Shit, just look at how many times the houses were phonebooked via pizza boxes and that'll tell you all you need to know.
 
Hearing Sodaman carrying out Jet and Ben’s orders like a mafioso is somewhere between embarrassing and hilarious
“I DO WHAT IM FUCKING TOLD”
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i'm not that convinced theres going to be a next season
at least any time soon
At this point im hoping that since they talked about bringing the season 4 fish back for season 5, that season 5 just ends up being a full allstar season, i think that could be amazing kino and get people who where fans of the older seasons to come back. Although it would just probably turn into the battle of the fanbases and the fish with the most influence outside the tank probably would have a huge advantage but whatever could still be fun.

EITHER THAT OF GIVE ME MY SPACETANK DEAR LORD I WANT SPACETANK
 
not just paying for it, it was free for her. i dont remember why though.
and i think it had a restriction where she probably had to go to a california school or something
but california has good schools anyways so

but thats why she said film school in the first place because she was like
'well i dont know what i want to do so i figured id just go to film school or whatever and it wouldnt be a big deal because its free'
so jets whole take was that college was a waste of time, even if free
which honestly is a pretty dumb take.
having a bachelors degree is worth something, even if its in something retarded.

additionally im sure college would have opportunities for her to do theater shit or whatever which is like adjacent to what she wants to do.
she said she wants to work on film sets or whatever. doing productions for theater is like the same thing.
The GI bill because her father was in the navy. Even if he was right about the diploma she would still be networking in California which would be great for gig work. Jet just taking a page out of the  cult groomer playbook by trying to keep her isolated.
 
Totally agree. Sam was talking about half-assing S4's recovery being the death knell for Fishtank, but I'm more inclined to think that the show has been gradually collapsing due to rampant neglect. Jet's horrible at his job, Sam doesn't give a shit, and no one can get through to either of them. The shame is that there's absolutely bones here to recover, but they're stubborn and retarded, therefore they're going to fail every season in some way. Shit, just look at how many times the houses were phonebooked via pizza boxes and that'll tell you all you need to know.
It's probably waaay to early to tell, but I have a feeling that Sam and the MDE crew going to fade into irrelevancy again sooner than later. It was fun watching him shit on idubbz and go on to have a string of successes, but with the way things are going for the wiggers I think Sam and Jet will be forced back into full time e-daddy grifting.
 
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looks like taylor got a rainbet sponsorship (or something)
she actually gets shitloads of engagement on instagram just doing gambling stuff
also looks like shes doing gamba streams on kick now as well (bossman crossover when)
 
It's probably waaay to early to tell, but I have a feeling that Sam and the MDE crew going to fade into irrelevancy again sooner than later. It was fun watching him shit on idubbz and go on to have a string of successes, but with the way things are going for the wiggers I think Sam and Jet will be forced back into full time e-daddy grifting.
I don't know that I agree with irrelevancy per se, but what I do feel confident in saying is that they'll certainly have to reassess their handling of their existing productions. Even looking at the production values for Extreme Peace, I see the same level of half-assery that I'd expect from a novice. I'm just disappointed in the crew because some of their ideas can be really funny, but much like a group of high schoolers who are "totally going to start a band" not a one of them has any follow through to anything they want to do.
 
It’s pretty telling that Jet runs to Sam to save him every time there’s a problem. Jet needs to get his act together or Sam is going to have to peel him off like a glob of gum from a shoe. I’ve seen a lot more Marky posting since this season started and I think part of that is people frustrated with the show lashing out. Sam got a second chance at a career that most people don’t get, but Jet seems determined to kill that chance by being a retard.
 
It’s pretty telling that Jet runs to Sam to save him every time there’s a problem. Jet needs to get his act together or Sam is going to have to peel him off like a glob of gum from a shoe. I’ve seen a lot more Marky posting since this season started and I think part of that is people frustrated with the show lashing out. Sam got a second chance at a career that most people don’t get, but Jet seems determined to kill that chance by being a retard.
Scorned retards say this every time something goes wrong with Fishtank, Sam's absolutely above failing at this point since his revival post-iDubbbz.
 
Piratetank >>> Spacetank
I will settle for pirates vs aliens
They 100% didn't have to pay anything and Jet told that to Aryeh so he'd fuck off
Im like 90% sure that Ellie said on one of her lives she was paying for herself and that she hadnt got the 8k yet, think it was when she was in her hotel and was talking to seth on Insta live. Proof or stfu.
 
Some funny tidbits from Mac's long awaited ADL expose video, its actually really good and i would recommend it to anyone who has an interest in what a shitshow Jon made.
He had bits planned for bloodgames, most of which involved how to piss off Letty. Kinda hilarious in retrospect because she was his only ally on bloodgames after he pissed Jimmy and Tayleigh off and Vance tried to kill him.
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And for ADL he had such genius bits planned such as
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And
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And of course the genius evolution later in the show of
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He also planned out his villain monologues
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And had an entire document put together on how to debate Destiny, full document is like 10 pages long
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These are just tiny tidbits of the whole video, as this is all from just part 1 of the 3 part ADL expose from Mac. Again, if you want to see so much more crazy shit from Jon and his tards there will be a more comprehensive post coming in the Jon thread, and again i highly recommend watching this yourself https://rumble.com/v6vrf13-hell-house-the-downfall-of-adl-part-i.html?e9s=src_v1_upp_a
 
It’s pretty telling that Jet runs to Sam to save him every time there’s a problem. Jet needs to get his act together or Sam is going to have to peel him off like a glob of gum from a shoe. I’ve seen a lot more Marky posting since this season started and I think part of that is people frustrated with the show lashing out. Sam got a second chance at a career that most people don’t get, but Jet seems determined to kill that chance by being a retard.
Possibly but its also just as likely that since Sam Hyde/MDE attracted a far wider audience because of Fishtank the Markyposting is just getting a second life. To anyone who doesn't know him or even people who know him the photos of him with some possibly underage chick with a giant bloodnose are disturbing at face value. I don't really give a shit if he was banging some 17 year old chick (provided it is legal) and the shit happened like 30 years ago though.
 
didnt sam have a kid with some asian girl or something
wonder why nobody ever brings that up
being a absent father seems worse than the markey stuff
 
Some funny tidbits from Mac's long awaited ADL expose video, its actually really good and i would recommend it to anyone who has an interest in what a shitshow Jon made.
He had bits planned for bloodgames, most of which involved how to piss off Letty. Kinda hilarious in retrospect because she was his only ally on bloodgames after he pissed Jimmy and Tayleigh off and Vance tried to kill him.
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The best part about this is he forgot most if not all of these bits and was just himself which is infinitely more entertaining than if he had stuck to that gay little script. Xavier even talked about it recently:
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Xavier also discussed Jon and his plans at length in the part 2 interview with Rez TKF.
 
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