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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
The guy that posted this video on 6-21 (Season 4 day 9) saying the S3 house was for sale just posted a new video of him "being fired" supposedly because he walked down the driveway and got too close to a wild turkey which charged him. If the 6-21 video is true they already knew they were fucked and were burning down Bloodgames 2 long before they announced to the fish they had to move, maybe even before Season 4 even began. Jet and Ben opted to fuck off to NYC and some lake/ beach before dealing with any of the pressing business shit like telling the workers that BG2 is canceled and they're laid off. They fired Sodaman who seems to have been the primary organizer of Bloodgames 2 and now there is nobody around handling this basic bullshit at all.

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Hearing Sodaman carrying out Jet and Ben’s orders like a mafioso is somewhere between embarrassing and hilarious
 
First they came for Cole, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Coleburner

Then they came for Alex B, and I did not speak out - because I was not in the monkey army

Then they scammed the paypigs, and I did not speak out - because I was not a paypig

Then they burned bloodgames 2. I'm going to kill myself.
 
First they came for Cole, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Coleburner

Then they came for Alex B, and I did not speak out - because I was not in the monkey army

Then they scammed the paypigs, and I did not speak out - because I was not a paypig

Then they burned bloodgames 2. I'm going to kill myself.
Bloodgames was their magnum opus and it's a genuine shame what has happened. Easily the best thing those fucking wiggers ever did.
 
This is the foley with Cole
I find the guy genuinely entertaining and naturally funny yet he has a obvious commitment issue with his online presence. The brightest stars always burn out the quickest.
If I had to deal 1 on 1 with my "fans" like he does Id crash out on a biyearly basis too
So as it turns out this aged like a fine wine lmao
I know it's a very popular sentiment, but the "lol wiggers incompetent" bit needs to die. The wiggers are not incompetent, in fact they are hypercompetent...at screwing over the fans (and now their own employees)

Incompetency is a cop out to not have to admit the real issue, and it lets them off without more of the judgement that they deserve. As I and others in this thread began to realize and was later vindicated by the legal issues being revealed, the wiggers knew full well that the season was going to get stopped, they knew full well that they would probably have to sell everything off, fire their staff, and maybe go out of state, but instead of coming out and telling us that, they joked about it on stream, put out a halfbutted season to cash in one last time before rugpulling everyone. This is the same reason they never got filming permits: They knew they needed them, they probably even knew the proper way to go about getting them, but that would have been rules that they would have had to abide by. What is it Sam so famously preaches? "Ask for forgiveness, not permission."

So no, the wiggers are not incompetent, they are malicious.
 
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The wiggers never care to do more than cursory background checks. Nor do they care to at least ask questions of the contestants beforehand to determine their personalities. It is so supremely lazy.

One big problem I have with this is there have been two seasons in a row now with under 21 / sober contestants. I know that drinking is not the most important dimension of the show, but when you have contests like icky pukers and drunk piece of shit, it undermines the fun and gives off the vibe of “four players but only three game controllers.”
 
All season I questioned why Drenchs Stox was so high despite making next to no content and sitting in her room most the time.
I've come to the conclusion it was all Jet owning them.
 
The thing that breaks my heart most is that Aryeh wanted to go to New York and Jet lied to him and said he'd have to give up his $8k to go.

There is no redeeming Jet groomton

Hopefully we at least managed to save Ellie from him since she browses /FTL/ and saw all the posts.

All season I questioned why Drenchs Stox was so high despite making next to no content and sitting in her room most the time.
I've come to the conclusion it was all Jet owning them.
Simps and she was likable.

Ellie was 3rd place for a long time but got as far as below Daniel after she said she wouldn't show feet.

A real conspiracy theory is Jet forcing her to show feet so the stox would rise and keep her on the show.
 
i think a big part of why people liked rench is just bc she was aussie. and shes a crack smoking stripper which is funny.
you assume aussies are tough and that she would last on the show. inb4 "she wanted to quit" maybe, but she didnt.
like you buy stonx of who you thinks gonna win and rench seemed like final 2 material
thats my 2 cents at least
like her, freddy and aryeh seemed like the ones who would last the longest to me.
 
The guy that posted this video on 6-21 (Season 4 day 9) saying the S3 house was for sale just posted a new video of him "being fired" supposedly because he walked down the driveway and got too close to a wild turkey which charged him. If the 6-21 video is true they already knew they were fucked and were burning down Bloodgames 2 long before they announced to the fish they had to move, maybe even before Season 4 even began. Jet and Ben opted to fuck off to NYC and some lake/ beach before dealing with any of the pressing business shit like telling the workers that BG2 is canceled and they're laid off. They fired Sodaman who seems to have been the primary organizer of Bloodgames 2 and now there is nobody around handling this basic bullshit at all.

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Someone on /tv/ messaged him. The guy claims the wiggers at first told him he was fine, but they later fired him and blocked his number once he left.
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Jet and ben are going to have a rough next couple of months. I'm talking about stuff that goes beyond hack blastard posting. It feels like there is blood in the water in a way there has not been before. The last week alone has generated jet his first wave of legitimate a logs. Spurned fans make the most dedicated haters.
 
The thing that breaks my heart most is that Aryeh wanted to go to New York and Jet lied to him and said he'd have to give up his $8k to go.
He didn't say he would have to give up his 8k to go, just that he would have to pay for himself and he didn't want to spend any of his 8k from the show and wanted to save it. Aryeh is also completely incapable of being on his own, he needs someone to take care of him pretty much at all times and do basic shit for him like doing his laundry and tying his shoes.
 
Someone on /tv/ messaged him. The guy claims the wiggers at first told him he was fine, but they later fired him and blocked his number once he left.
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theyre so fucking retarded
jet and ben tell the guy hes fine and then send out someone else to make him leave without getting his shit and then they block his number

its such like baby child retard shit to do.
idk who this dude is but jet could just be like "yo we dont know whats going on now so we need to get rid of staff, sorry bro"
and that would be legit

instead he does retarded boss baby shit
 
I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s an 18 year old Asian girl. When are you going to admit you’re just a faggot?
You're suffering from mental retardation aren't you?

Of course her age and her gender are the primary reason people are concerned. She lacks experience and is vulnerable to peer pressure, she's surrounded by wiggers. Despite you acting like a total faggot, people can care about her well being.


What did Jet tell her earlier about not going to college? Popular opinion was that it was a fucking shit idea. Just like its a shit idea for her to be hanging around a bunch of drug addicts and a stripper, were you acting like a dumb faggot then too?
 
Just like its a shit idea for her to be hanging around a bunch of drug addicts and a stripper
rench is unironically the only person i wouldnt be concerned about ellie hanging out with lol
but also from ellies videos it seemed like rench was off doing her own thing or whatever
 
What did Jet tell her earlier about not going to college? Popular opinion was that it was a fucking shit idea. Just like its a shit idea for her to be hanging around a bunch of drug addicts and a stripper, were you acting like a dumb faggot then too?
To be fair, Jet told her not to go to college if her goal was to work on film sets.
A college degree would be worthless for that.
 
Jet and ben are going to have a rough next couple of months. I'm talking about stuff that goes beyond hack blastard posting. It feels like there is blood in the water in a way there has not been before. The last week alone has generated jet his first wave of legitimate a logs. Spurned fans make the most dedicated haters.
I don't think Fishtank fans are capable of alogging hard enough, most are zoomers from Reddit or instagram and even the ones who try seem to amount to nothing more than finding ways to get the name "Marky" on the show

Sam does seem to need to put his foot down a bit though and get it in some professional order at least on the back end.
 
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