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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Jet got deported back to Croatia. Sam is erratically driving his Raptor around RI. Not out of anger, but because he uses one hand to prompt AI apps to ask it for ideas for his supplement brand. Ben is trying to find a way to wear a hat to cover his balding in his impending mugshot photos. Vance cried.
 
I find it hard to believe nobody has walked yet either, and maybe they have, maybe thats part of taking so long is they had to replace a few people.
if they turn on cams and anyone but Ellie/Seth is gone, i probably wont watch for a day or two out of disappointment. but i doubt it, they were already two weeks in and mentally prepared for four more. a few of days of downtime may actually reenergize them if anything.
 
It would be interesting to go over every statement Sam has made on podcasts and the recent grifting shows that directly go against Fishtank in some way.
How about this one, where Sam discusses the tragedies, hollowness and shortcomings of hookup culture and casual sex, with Jet nodding alongside him. Meanwhile, Fishtank is partially a vehicle for Jet to fly out girls to groom, then pump and dump (Claire, Abi, Josie, Ellie is probably being deflowered in a hotel room right now).

Abi from fishtank liking a tweet calling Jet Neptune a sex pest:
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It's been over 24 hours since the announcement on Twitter that the show will continue, and they need atleast 24 hours. I guess they needed more than 24 hours and honestly, I am okay with that
I think you're "at least" the 2nd person who has pointed this out but "at least" 24 hours means 24 hours at the very least but possibly more.
 
Who wins is the least important thing about fishtank. Watch big brother. The FT “game” is arbitrary and irrelevant on purpose. It’s live action kiwi farms with slightly more poop touching in the form of TTS. The only point is to laugh at retards. That’s it.

I genuinely hate people who don’t understand this.
I would believe this had season 1 not set a different precedent. Season 1 was a cast of retards no doubt, but part of the show was about if they could overcome their own personal issues and come out at the end of the show a winner and possibly a different and stronger person than they were when they entered the tank. This was very evident in Letty who had serious depression issues stemming from an abusive relationship causing her to be a shut in neet, now you can argue about if letty is a "better" person after Fishtank, but what can't be argued is that she's no longer a shut in, looks much healthier than she did before, has made a name for herself, and has overcome her personal issues stemming from her past relationship.

This is a theme that carried into season 2, and season 3. Alex B was a massive retard that was really fun to piss off and make fun of but I would be lying if said I don't feel bad for the guy at least a little bit. I genuinely wanted to see him cut ties with his abusive hog and maybe drop some of the mental barriers that he had put up throughout the whole show to protect himself. Alex B wasn't capable of this and so he quit in a very funny and retarded fashion so it all worked out in the end.

Part of what made the season 3 ending so beautiful wasn't just that it was hilarious (it was extremely funny), but also because after Burt had watched the whole cast get dropped off for the final time and he was left alone by himself for the first time in at least a week, he was able to reflect on his experience in the Fishtank. And what he reflected on is how much of a fuck up, gullible, gross, sex pest he acted throughout the show and how much he regrets it and wants to improve himself after he got out of the tank. Only then did the RV go off road causing the walls around Burt to literally crumble, revealing an open desert, the most open place ever seen in Fishtank. That's fucking art.

The point is that the show is about laughing at retards but it's also a sort of boot camp for retards too, It's not just about torturing them as much as it's about trying to help them be stronger people. This can become a problem depending on the cast though, as season 2 they had to really force a fake redemption arc for TJ that was really hollow. But to just have a show that's about torturing retards and making their lives worse, would be way too nihilistic and aimless. There wouldn't be any real point in watching the show consistently because it would just be soulless.
 
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Alex B was a massive retard that was really fun to piss off and make fun of but I would be lying if said I don't feel bad for the guy at least a little bit. I genuinely wanted to see him cut ties with his abusive hog and maybe drop some of the mental barriers that he had put up throughout the whole show to protect himself. Alex B wasn't capable of this and so he quit in a very funny and retarded fashion so it all worked out in the end.
i don't follow alex that closely but last i heard him and the fat hog are split up. not that this changes anything you said in the context of the show, just letting you know.
 
i don't follow alex that closely but last i heard him and the fat hog are split up. not that this changes anything you said in the context of the show, just letting you know.
They never separated in the end, you can keep up with Alex B in his thread.
 
Bill Ottman guy. From what I see, he's basically their lawyer or advisor when it comes to doing the show and running it legally? If that's true (and if I'm wrong, please correct me,) then he did not do his job very well at all. Maybe Bill's only job is to just legally advise production on what they can and can't do to the fish, and also for him to scare the fish from suing the show. If that's the case, then I understand his role and he's doing it well because, as of now, the show has not been successfully sued yet by any fish.
The only time Bill really shows up is during the investor meetings so I assume he is more of a financial lawyer, so not the person who knows zoning laws and stuff but the guy who makes sure the business/investments are in good standing, all the paperwork done, etc. I could be wrong though.
 
The only time Bill really shows up is during the investor meetings so I assume he is more of a financial lawyer, so not the person who knows zoning laws and stuff but the guy who makes sure the business/investments are in good standing, all the paperwork done, etc. I could be wrong though.
I think you're right. My read is that Bill Ottman is more like Fishnet's CFO. He probably has a stake in the company too. This makes sense given his resume.
 
The only time Bill really shows up is during the investor meetings so I assume he is more of a financial lawyer, so not the person who knows zoning laws and stuff but the guy who makes sure the business/investments are in good standing, all the paperwork done, etc. I could be wrong though.
I don't think he's even a lawyer, I think he's just their business manager
 
I don't think I could watch 4 weeks in the RV again. If it is over, I guess you just have to look at season 4 and think what percentage of it was entertaining and how much was dead air. Looking at it that way, season 4 would be one of the best seasons for what it was even though it ended very prematurely.

If they do bring it back and have a house to run it properly, I wonder how you reset it after the 48 hours pause.
 
Meanwhile, Fishtank is partially a vehicle for Jet to fly out girls to groom, then pump and dump (Claire, Abi, Ellie is probably being deflowered in a hotel room right now).
Hitting on adult women is not grooming; that's a complete reddit take to describe it as such. Call Jet Neptroon a creep all you want, but this Gen-Z trend of shaming men for sleeping with other adults is peak The Raped behavior.
 
Hitting on adult women is not grooming; that's a complete reddit take to describe it as such. Call Jet Neptroon a creep all you want, but this Gen-Z trend of shaming men for sleeping with other adults is peak The Raped behavior.
yeah, hes more of a Harvey Weinstein than a Jeffrey Epstein. and while i think hes kind of a creep for it, i think it'd be gay for any of the girls who have willingly fucked him to act like victims or cry about him being a sex pest (abi)

this just reminded me of when Eggy got on stream and put him on blast for sending a female friend of his who wanted to get on bitchtank unsolicited videos of him jerking off, and i totally believe it lol.
 
How about this one, where Sam discusses the tragedies, hollowness and shortcomings of hookup culture and casual sex, with Jet nodding alongside him. Meanwhile, Fishtank is partially a vehicle for Jet to fly out girls to groom, then pump and dump (Claire, Abi, Josie, Ellie is probably being deflowered in a hotel room right now).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWHLpDicCrA:84
Abi from fishtank liking a tweet calling Jet Neptune a sex pest:
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I looked this up and it's a post from empathchan.
Jets a sex pest, but this woman is also literally a whore so (assuming its real) i dont even think its weird to ask if shes a whore or not.
 
Abi from fishtank liking a tweet calling Jet Neptune a sex pest:
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This is the same woman who was trying to sell her pussy to twitter users for $100 (she gave it up for free and got giga doxed for it lol), who Jon backed thinking he could make a power play and replace FT with.
Everyone I know who was in the same r9k/anime comms as her over the past 5 years knows she's a psychotic liar and heroin junkie.
 
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