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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Halloween23 said:
>police enter basement
>there's fallout style homemade weapons
>buckets of shit and piss
>a drunk guy with a hitler mustache
>an asian girl who has the voice of a 12 year old
>2 literal retards
>an australian who looks like a caveman
>they're all filthy and in tattered clothes
>empty spam cans and twin mattresses on the floor
>like 5 different cameras
>production crew all look like homeless meth addicts

The body cam footage of this is going to be legendary
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How does the body cam footage come out? The previous ones from this season came out like the next day.
 
Free Download said:
One more interesting thing to note is that Jay was signed up to the right-wing news website "The Post Millennial" on both his emails, which is odd considering his opposite political views.
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i’m gonna shoot in the dark and say he was probably conservative when he was married to jasmine. as soon as he met anne and became step daddy, the victim complex jew took over and became a liberal due to having his balls locked in a cage
 
Stocked Footage said:
This point is so tired and stupid. Fishtank.live is not operating with the amount of capital necessary to acquire a warehouse and construct a fucking house in it. Of course it would be awesome if they had HBO money and could do The Rehearsal style construction - it's incredibly naive to think that it's possible, or that you're the only one that considered the possibility. You are the worst poster on earth
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That's why I said "really secluded property or..." my nigger.
 
I want to think the dox is fake because how else can this poofter be so perfectly designed to piss me off

>boomer
>Leftist
>ziocuck Jew
>race mixing step-daughter with blue hair
>pretends to be a minor online
>drives a Subaru

When we win he's going to the camps.
 
neger psykolog said:
One question I have is that during S1 due to swatting and various other bullshit they were told they'd have to pay for a police officer to always be there.
Why did they stop doing that? If there was a policeman there then it automatically stops most calls from being dealt with.
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dumb wiggery. "it kills the vibe broo, we need galaxy gas and weed to be creative brooo. its expensive man, we need more budget for printer ink and balenciaga"

ice poseidon just pays for the police presence when he does events.
 
Steinercard said:
I want to think the dox is fake because how else can this poofter be so perfectly designed to piss me off

>boomer
>Leftist
>ziocuck Jew
>race mixing step-daughter with blue hair
>pretends to be a minor online
>drives a Subaru

When we win he's going to the camps.
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Its like when you win so good it makes you question if it was really a win
 
Jackpot said:
Hey guys it's me, the president of the United States. I have personally sent an email to the fishtank producers to encourage them in their time of need. I have personally talked to both Jet and Sam and they say that actually the show is still on and we will catch up on the details over a a couple of Grand Slams at Denny's.

Signing off.
The President of the United States
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Thank you for the relief, I needed this Mr. Trump.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
I'm forgetting who did an interview, maybe Cowboy on that same podcast, but the RISPCA was specifically asking who Frank was and where to find him because they were presented with the video footage of him kicking the chickens and fucking with them with the smelling salts. Bex's comment was just an off color joke they took offense to. The description of that youtube video about the chickens is the stuff they forwarded to the RISPCA to make them investigate and every instance was something Frank did.
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Here is the clip from the interview, people sent screenshots of Frank with the chickens to the authorities and the wiggers smoothed everything over with the RISPCA (after their equipment was confiscated and Cowboy had to go pick it up) by telling them Frank was some random guy they got off the street, and the RISPCA wasn't actually mad at production themselves, just Frank.

It's important to have clips like this and actual evidence so our posts don't just read like hearsay. Hearsay is how all the wrong rumors and false facts about Fishtank are spread.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Here is the clip from the interview, people sent screenshots of Frank with the chickens to the authorities and the wiggers smoothed everything over with the RISPCA (after their equipment was confiscated and Cowboy had to go pick it up) by telling them Frank was some random guy they got off the street, and the RISPCA wasn't actually mad at production themselves, just Frank.
cowboy chickens.webm
It's important to have clips like this and actual evidence so our posts don't just read like hearsay. Hearsay is how all the wrong rumors and false facts about Fishtank are spread.
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does anyone have videos or screenshots of Frank fucking with the chickens? i dont recall this happening, but S2 was also well over a year ago so maybe my memory is fuzzy. or i just missed it.
 
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