🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Ancient Pioneer]

Since the fish seem to be getting their phones back and there is basically zero communication from Sam and Jet I guess the season is over so I'll drop what potentially could be a final post activity chart for the season. I'll wait a day or two for confirmation before I start scraping twitter though. Season 4 was consistently above Season 3 during its entire run but not Season 1 and 2. Season 2 has a massive fucking drop for Christmas Eve/Day and another minor one for NYE/Day that affected all of 4chan itself not just the ftl threads which probably chugged along just fine.



As I've written before, the data is normalized to accommodate the activity downtrend but this doesn't account for holidays like Christmas that affected S2 and makes that massive dip. Also this is just yanked from 4stats, it doesn't really deal with the content within the threads which may not be on topic at all.

 

[Marche]

What I don't understand is why they can't sell their three houses and use that money to invest in a proper solution.

Nobody is buying.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

You don't seem to understand boomer retardation, he'll just go "its a prank show online run by nazis" and that'll be all they'll need. They probably think Youtube is just a 24/7 stream of Fishtank. People also don't seem to understand this boomer has to be cumming his pants because of the internet hate mob right now. imagine you're a resistance boomer jew and you actually do have legit nazis straight up going "1488" and harassing everyone you know. If we didn't know the backstory people would be calling it fake news in the A&N article on this.

This honestly reminds me a lot of how the O&A subreddit was taken down, the users were so used to the normal trolls and retards trying to take them down that one person going through the proper channels was all it took to take them off of reddit and onto their own website. If you don't think in our modern Onlyfans and AirBNB era that every town has laws on the books to make sure police can shut down anyone making "an internet show" in a place they don't own at a moments notice you're insane. I highly doubt the wiggers explained their way out of it the way Nick and Sam effortlessly did for years when they were doing MDE on youtube.

He's going to wind up as Patrick Tomlinson then, I'd imagine that fucking with a popular show that autistic degenerates enjoy will cause autistic degeneracy to visit him.

 

[bookers]

He's going to wind up as Patrick Tomlinson then, I'd imagine that fucking with a popular show that autistic degenerates enjoy will cause autistic degeneracy to visit him.

when you gaze into the abyss it gazes back at you etc

 

[AGPinochet]

Kill swatters, behead swatters, rape swatters to death, slather swatters in BBQ sauce and lock them in a shipping container with 10 Hungry Haitians, Inter Swatters in CECOT, Flay a filthy swatter alive, Sodomize swatters with a bayonet, Castrate swatters with a blowtorch, Slowly strangle swatters to death with a garrote, detonate firecrackers in a swatter's urethra, waterboard swatters with rancid piss, forcefeed swatters liquefied manure, get a swatter forcefully addicted to heroin and make them go through withdrawal over and over again, do that hogtied ankle noose strangling thing to a swatter, Apply Pepper X juice to every mucus membrane a swatter has, Feed swatters to pit bulls

Total Swatter Death

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

What I don't understand is why they can't sell their three houses and use that money to invest in a proper solution.

They don't own the S1 house, a friend of Cowboy does. They own the S2 and S3 house and now this new property. No clue what they intend for that lakeside property, maybe the project they were planning after Bloodgames. That property is a proper suicidal choice though because its apparently attached to a HOA. The reason they cannot sell the S2 house is because the housing market is absolute trash right now since the prime rate is so high.

 

[BrothermanBill]

FWIW, the title of the reddit post with the gloating slow drive-by is itself a pretty old reference. I haven’t been to a live sporting event or anything in like 20 years but are zoomers even aware of the “hey hey hey, good bye” chant?

I'm an early 20s zoomer, and I remember it being around at school sporting events/pep rallies in middle school.

 

[Everyone i hate is a pedo]

He's going to wind up as Patrick Tomlinson then, I'd imagine that fucking with a popular show that autistic degenerates enjoy will cause autistic degeneracy to visit him.

i hope he does, the main problem would be i assume this guy isn't trying to make it as an e-celeb like Patrick and won't fan the flames by responding to every nazi going after him, him just deleting his accounts immedately proves he's somewhat less vain and retarded than patrick plus i'm sure the police are going to take a jewish boomer being harrassed by nazis a lot more seriously than Milwaukee PD takes patrick's trolls.

If this guy just lays low and gathers the evidence all it will do is fuck over Sam Hyde or fishtank in general. I'm not even saying collect evidence of the show's worst moments. literally all he has to do is keep every voicemail and message trolls are sending him right now and hand it over to the police and the courts will side with him. The funniest thing for me would be if he never knew who Sam Hyde or Fishtank even was, it was just a random boomer being annoying and shutting a party down.

As others are saying the police cam footage is going to be hilarious, but obviously to any normie would be proof they can't let this show continue to be made in their state. Just imagine watching the local news and they show what little they can of that police camera footage and then some old kike talking about being harassed by nazis. I doubt the wiggers will now how to act when some faggot investigative reporter for the local NBC affiliate starts asking questions too. Jet's 100% going to pull an AJ Daulerio,

 

[Dick Nosed]

now this new property

HOA rules are not universal. The 300 annual HOA payments make me think their bylaws aren't so strict.

 

[#lurker]

The reason they cannot sell the S2 house is because the housing market is absolute trash right now since the prime rate is so high.

Yeah but the longer they sit around waiting for a better housing market, the more money they lose from not having a permanent solution. They just need to bite the bullet. Ideally that would have been seasons ago, but they have no choice now.

 

[ita]

Baths: 1.00

I appreciate the three sigfigs for the number of bathrooms for scientific accuracy.

 

[foam rolla]

Plot twist: the homo who called the police on Fishtank ends up getting harassed to the point where he has to sell his house and leave town. Sam and Jet end up buying his house for cheap and use it for Season 5.

 

[itogi]

Day 15 recaps

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

I appreciate the three sigfigs for the number of bathrooms for scientific accuracy.

There are such things as quarter baths, half baths, and three quarter baths in residential zoning and construction signifying how many fixtures are in the room so I don't know why you're being snarky about it. The standard notation for baths in the USA is 1.00 or 1.75 etc for a reason.

Onto why I wanted to post in the first place: Why do they keep hosting this in wealthy new england neighborhoods where rich people and cops have nothing better to do all day but complain about a "nuisance property"? There are vast, vast swaths of the country where absolutely no one would ever give a shit about what they get up to in some house. They're basically picking the only kind of environment where they WOULD have problems.

 

[Hennimore]

So are the gloves still off or have we put them back on?

 

[foam rolla]

Jason Ghoulstriker?

Kiwi Farms never gets its proper credit.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Onto why I wanted to post in the first place: Why do they keep hosting this in wealthy new england neighborhoods where rich people and cops have nothing better to do all day but complain about a "nuisance property"?

because Sam and Jet live in the area and don't want to uproot whatever other shit they're doing to live in the fishtank or in rural motels. all boils down to poor scheduling/planning too. they're kinda half-assing it on the back end i fear. ice poseidon figured all this shit out. he figured out how to stage a "shove people in a box and fuck with them" stream, he figured out how to rig up RV's and use routers that alternate data sources for best results, ice was literally plugging cell phones into routers before they had those bela box style kits that took multiple SIMs and did it for you.

they could've used a nice big rural house that had a guest suite and staged a production area there that was also livable. they coulda rented a place and gotten the proper permits, they could've done what literal retards like ice poseidon did informed the police of their plans ahead of time, they could've hired security that's competent and knows how to deal with cops. they could have done an infinite number of things to insulate their show from faggots and did none of them, and now faggots have ruined the fun.

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

because Sam and Jet live in the area and don't want to uproot whatever other shit they're doing to live in the fishtank or in rural motels. all boils down to poor scheduling/planning too. they're kinda half-assing it on the back end i fear. ice poseidon figured all this shit out. he figured out how to stage a "shove people in a box and fuck with them" stream, he figured out how to rig up RV's and use routers that alternate data sources for best results, ice was literally plugging cell phones into routers before they had those bela box style kits that took multiple SIMs and did it for you.

they could've used a nice big rural house that had a guest suite and staged a production area there that was also livable. they coulda rented a place and gotten the proper permits, they could've done what literal retards like ice poseidon did informed the police of their plans ahead of time, they could've hired security that's competent and knows how to deal with cops. they could have done an infinite number of things to insulate their show from faggots and did none of them, and now faggots have ruined the fun.

From an outsider perspective that knows of fishtank but never got into it I am just surprised that for how long they've been doing this, and of all the production complications you could have, this was really easily avoidable and they chose to not take a single precaution against it. Just gives the outsider view that they either really don't care about this project very much or they're really stupid. And as far as I've heard or gotten the impression they're relatively smart people.

 

[else_letter]

Yeah but the longer they sit around waiting for a better housing market, the more money they lose from not having a permanent solution. They just need to bite the bullet. Ideally that would have been seasons ago, but they have no choice now.

This has always confused me to some extent. Obviously dont throw money away, yet their operation is not based on flipping houses, so the money made from the show should soften the blow if they get into bad deals and sell on a loss.
Maybe I am dumb about this but housing is in a bubble and Fishnet's properties are mostly just kind of messy to sell anyway. Season 2 House with the flooding problems and Season 3 House with its eccentric floorplan will be compelling to very few as well.
This season has also proved that sitting on the Houses has not been good even as a fallback for the stream. Complete mess actually.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Faggots be faggots...

But how the fuck have they not found a way to proof their production from this shit?

*Or is the long con grand plan of being the most cancelled live show and have some edgy channel to buy the show?
Silver lining, faggot being a faggot called big police operation on something with clear evidence he did it maliciously and leaving clear trail of his actions also. Faggot going to prison most likely.