🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Smegward]

All you've really missed is continuous TTS from Binx simps saying she won season 3 and occasional Burt dances we've all seen countless times already anyway. I'm hoping there's something more to this than what's happening at the moment, but I'm not sure considering the low bar that Powtank set.

You're better off enjoying your outing at sea so far.

they're gonna make burt fight 2 pitbulls while sam sits on a lawn chair and watches. it's a homophobic show.

 

[Agares]

Why does this have to happen while I’m on a fucking boat in the middle of the sea.
I’m sick of missing shit live, It’s only funny till it’s not funny anymore.

The good cameras are still behind the S3 paywall. If you didn't pay Jet, you can't really see the whole experience.

I doubt they'll get director mode going for whatever this is.

 

[Mörkö]

TTS: "Burt, you are still on Season 3"

 

[Agares]

IDK if Frank is a reliable narrator or not but he says he doesn't have the same hatred towards society that he had when he was doing most of his Hassling videos and that era is past its prime. He'll still do them now and then, internet Hassling and apparently he wants to do short form documentaries on "internet weirdos".

 

[BullfrogBill]

IDK if Frank is a reliable narrator or not but he says he doesn't have the same hatred towards society that he had when he was doing most of his Hassling videos and that era is past its prime. He'll still do them now and then, internet Hassling and apparently he wants to do short form documentaries on "internet weirdos".

Thank God, we desperately need more Turkey Tom rip off wannabes on Youtube. What is he gonna make another "documentary" about DSP or some shit? Is he gonna read a Kiwi Farms thread and try to get a paycheck for it? We already know he lurks here. Pretty underwhelming news after such a drought in Hassle solo content to say the least.

 

[Agares]

Thank God, we desperately need more Turkey Tom rip off wannabes on Youtube. What is he gonna make another "documentary" about DSP or some shit? Is he gonna read a Kiwi Farms thread and try to get a paycheck for it? We already know he lurks here. Pretty underwhelming news after such a drought in Hassle solo content to say the least.

He literally just said all the famous Lolcows like Cyraxx, Cobes or CWC were "too far gone" to get into and that they're "tortured, twisted monsters". I think he'll find more obscure figures, like that one fan of his that lived in the hoarder house in Florida.

 

[Halloween23]

Has Jon chimped out yet over this?

 

[Jobama]

IDK if Frank is a reliable narrator or not but he says he doesn't have the same hatred towards society that he had when he was doing most of his Hassling videos and that era is past its prime. He'll still do them now and then, internet Hassling and apparently he wants to do short form documentaries on "internet weirdos".

Thank God, we desperately need more Turkey Tom rip off wannabes on Youtube. What is he gonna make another "documentary" about DSP or some shit? Is he gonna read a Kiwi Farms thread and try to get a paycheck for it? We already know he lurks here. Pretty underwhelming news after such a drought in Hassle solo content to say the least.

I assume he means either actual documentaries like Gothic King Cobra or something like that Boxed Life video he did a couple years back.

 

[BullfrogBill]

He literally just said all the famous Lolcows like Cyraxx, Cobes or CWC were "too far gone" to get into and that they're "tortured, twisted monsters". I think he'll find more obscure figures, like that one fan of his that lived in the hoarder house in Florida.

He says this while also promising to start with making a video on DSP, he has a fascination with DSP in specific. Turkey Tom rip offs also tend to have a fascination with DSP which is unbelievable because modern DSP one of the most boring lolcows and also the lowest hanging fruit aside from Cobes and Chris Chan so it sounds a bit hypocritical to me.

 

[Agares]

I assume he means either actual documentaries like Gothic King Cobra or something like that Boxed Life video he did a couple years back.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TYNBIpezQ4g

Oh god Boxed Life was Kino. He managed to catch a troon origin story just by watching some random no-name streamer.

Here's an archive of Frank's old Youtube vides plus some Fishtank clips

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Frank says his favorite moment from season 2 was the TrishxFatty wedding.

 

[Agares]

FRANK
.....
FRANK

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Burt is a money printing machine, He probably already surpassed ADL income for the entire week they on the air.

Burt hasn't earned them anything, its just consuming tokens that already existed. Burt has to make people purchase new tokens to generate a profit for fishtank, all he is achieving is letting people who purchased tokens for during the Bloodgames-Bitchtank-S3 period a chance to burn them. This is why S3 was probably terrible on the books, it didn't get people to buy round after round of tokens like S1 and S2. Those seasons had a huge cast of fish burning up TTS while S3 had maybe 3-4 at any given time. Burt, Binx, Alex, Mizzy and Luke when he came back for a few days before the RV trip.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Burt hasn't earned them anything, its just consuming tokens that already existed. Burt has to make people purchase new tokens to generate a profit for fishtank, all he is achieving is letting people who purchased tokens for during the Bloodgames-Bitchtank-S3 period a chance to burn them. This is why S3 was probably terrible on the books, it didn't get people to buy round after round of tokens like S1 and S2. Those seasons had a huge cast of fish burning up TTS while S3 had maybe 3-4 at any given time. Burt, Binx, Alex, Mizzy and Luke when he came back for a few days before the RV trip.

Season 2 good! Season 3 bad! Me like Tay! Me want Tay!

 

[Agares]

Burt seems to think his notebook he kept until Famous House 2 is still in the house and Production never found it.

Detective Burt stream?

 

[BullfrogBill]

Burt hasn't earned them anything, its just consuming tokens that already existed. Burt has to make people purchase new tokens to generate a profit for fishtank, all he is achieving is letting people who purchased tokens for during the Bloodgames-Bitchtank-S3 period a chance to burn them. This is why S3 was probably terrible on the books, it didn't get people to buy round after round of tokens like S1 and S2. Those seasons had a huge cast of fish burning up TTS while S3 had maybe 3-4 at any given time. Burt, Binx, Alex, Mizzy and Luke when he came back for a few days before the RV trip.

s3 had it's moments where TTS was dragged below s1 and 2 but Burt, Mizzy, and Alex were big time TTS farms. TTS was almost constant with all three of them when it was on. It was only after Alex and Mizzy were eliminated that TTS started to slow down.

 

[gentoofag]

Here's a playlist to watch it in your player. It uses the ppv.land streams (you can watch it on there too)

Spoiler: playlist (paste into notepad and save as .m3u8)

#EXTM3U
#EXTINF:-1,Makeup Room
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/f6ad9cb2fmuig80q/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Den
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/d678xcnkn2slngkx/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Den PTZ
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/8e1arf44e86qa7ru/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Lounge
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/9f41r40060icglir/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Locker Room
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/7d3e7e9s5qm5l1uf/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Deck
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/b4e4iknxyd1u4g0c/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Yard
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/8ac015orral0pm4c/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Yard PTZ
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/b51399w8tr5qa0v1/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Catwalk
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/580elsslerqmt28u/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Mail Room
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/84485q0ve58ckwm2/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Kitchen
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/8c8btla37r6nux8f/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Island
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/d578z2acldqyww5x/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Dining Room
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/afacw5eipuyfsfny/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Hallway
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/3760543f053u6c5m/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Bedroom 1
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/b65269ekvyvfkous/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Bedroom 2
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/36708jd80gr91018/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Bedroom 3
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/44daqjc6r1dfxd2e/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Vanity
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/68f8q4hl8cys37n2/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Penthouse
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/0c0bun9tebd65k3j/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Loft
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/9d5ckl8snb01ba6i/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Jacuzzi
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/122bkgvyrj1f7pk4/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Bar
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/f77b5hz939s8z89b/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Flat
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/4fb8to1674q6ht0m/index.m3u8
#EXTINF:-1,Confessional
https://fra01.flowstreams.top/21aflvcz5puavd2e/index.m3u8

If you're an MPV user, check out my scripts for door navigation and clipping

Spoiler: How to make your own playlist if this one breaks

curl 'https://ppv.land/fishtank.json' | jq -r '.streams | map("#EXTINF:-1," + .name + "\n" + .playlist) | "#EXTM3U\n" + join("\n")' > fishtank.m3u8

The curl command probably won't work because ppv is behind cuckflare. In this case you'll have to open ppv.land and save fishtank.json from the network panel in devtools.

 

[Agares]

Where's the popcorn in this joint!?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Burt has this app installed on his phone to nobodies surprise