🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Frank pointed out that the months old mold covered diarrhea is still in the toilet in Penthouse bathroom.
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"Frank: My one weakness is gay guy butthole and penis"

"Burt: I'm bisexual! "
 
The wiggers turned up TTS really fucking loud, it blows out the audio and scared the shit out of Burt when it first came on.
 
"Burt: Feet turns me on more than dick, the texture and the smell..."
Good God, we're only like like an hour into this Burt.

Frank is getting serious with Burt now telling him how he was very antisocial in his past and felt mad and left behind so he only socialized online and hardly left his house before he started making his videos. Frank is now mad that some people in Burt's chat talked shit about one of his friends because this friend is the guy who got him to start making videos. Kinda gay for that to bother Frank so much honestly lol.

Not sure what this whole thing is supposed to be lol What the fuck is gonna happen?

"Frank: I wish Damiel was here, he's funny."
Frank taking L after L right now wtf
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
i have no idea but they have season pass only cameras so i wont be watching shit i guess.
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That explains why it's so quiet here at the moment, I forgot the penthouse was paywalled.

Chat and TTS won't stop mentioning Binx for some reason, she really is the new Josie I guess. Frank finally got a W When TTS asked when Binx is showing up and Frank insinuated that she was tied up at work with a client.

Frank is now shitting on Jon and ADL
 
Luckily I got one of the /redeems before this went live seeing as it is seemingly confined to the penthouse. I think it's better to host than the AI cell slop they had running... but I'm not a Burt stream watcher either. I wouldn't buy a pass to view this and they have not indicated what they plan on doing. Heck, the entire intro was improvised (Burt talking about not remembering things / Alex's wife just having visited / wondering where everyone is but at the same time recalling winning Season 3 and being left in the desert..).

Frank also mentioned that they're working on a documentary about Burt ("The Life And Times Of Burt") and having done interviews with his family and hosting the FURT party for it. I guess this website takeover will be part of it too. They plan on releasing multiple cuts for different sites, including his gumroad. (They also want to host additional parties.)

When asked which S3 Fish he misses the most his choice was... Connor (he also told Frank earlier the last woman he slept with for his "bi" cred was the Tranny he brought over - she sucked his dick). The second pick was Luke. Frank mentioned that he hung out at his place and has moved up here, but is currently out of town (I assume he is touring with Sam?).

As for the current direction? Only a few early TTS came through, with only AI SFX being allowed currently... some of them are music, some of them moreso as attempts of TTS... While constant this just means it's Burt doing his same old dance. Disappointing.

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After Frank revealed that Alex has been sending secret messages to Binx he said that he thinks Jon lost his virginity to Binx, in response Binx said this in chat.
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Burt is a money printing machine, He probably already surpassed ADL income for the entire week they on the air. Now this should be a good time for Jon to present some alternative to Fishtank annoying TTS spam, but instead they told one of their contestant to do PR for them and sucks their cock, its fucking pathetic.
 
Why does this have to happen while I’m on a fucking boat in the middle of the sea.
I’m sick of missing shit live, It’s only funny till it’s not funny anymore.
 
Sarn’t said:
Why does this have to happen while I’m on a fucking boat in the middle of the sea.
I’m sick of missing shit live, It’s only funny till it’s not funny anymore.
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All you've really missed is continuous TTS from Binx simps saying she won season 3 and occasional Burt dances we've all seen countless times already anyway. I'm hoping there's something more to this than what's happening at the moment, but I'm not sure considering the low bar that Powtank set.

You're better off enjoying your outing at sea so far.
 
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