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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
attractive_pneumonia said:
The mallet head hit her straight in the noggin; it left an egg on her forehead and a bruise afterwards. I don't know why anyone takes Jimmy's word on this issue.
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filthypenguin said:
I mean, I'm not an expert on noggin injuries, but I'd think it would have done more damage if he hit her straight on the noggin. I think it probably hit her after it bounced off the wall.
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Im almost certain from what i remember Abi saying was that the mallet bounced off the wall and the handle is what struck her in the head. She did get hit from her reaction immediately following it she said she was hit on the head and Ben came over and looked at it and he clearly saw the bump and says theres a red spot. its not exactly attempted murder but he did intend to hit her with it, he gave her a good shove too and was claiming she tried to attack him so he probably viewed it as self defense.
Listening to Jimmy immediately afterwords it was clear he was trying to paint himself as just defending himself and also over time on streams and on bloodgames he has changed the story many times, guy will go through mental gymnastics to justify it and still to this day believes that Abi was there for operation "Jimmy missile" as he puts it to get him out of the show.
 
Marche said:
Lubecooch stuff is funny and all but Jimmy to this day never got enough shit for being just as degenerate on his deviantart
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Jimmy has gotten some shit over that, it's just that there's so much to shit on Jimmy for that his Deviantart is miraculously pretty low on the list.

Chuck Shiesty said:
overall her, Jimmy and Jon each managed to make it a pity party about themselves when they got trolled
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To be fair, in Jimmy and Jon's cases their freakouts over very light hazing was kind of the point of doing it in the first place. Their strong reactions were somewhat expected and no bits were ruined in the process of Jon and Jimmy's tard raging from what I can remember. In fact I think there was an entire day where the content was pretty much just Jon and Jimmy tard raging at each other so I don't think the wiggers minded that. I really don't think the wiggers truly expected Tay to freak out so hard on Xavier like she did though, they probably expected her to play along with the bit.
 
After all of the name-calling, 35 buck, and desperation to maintain viewership, Jon finally cave in and did a slow dance with Mary. The whole thing was awkward.


The show is on its way to transform into "bully Jon into doing shit" show. If you want to see Jon put on a purple lipstick for a day, you must pay him 30k.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
After all of the name-calling, 35 buck, and desperation to maintain viewership, Jon finally cave in and did a slow dance with Mary. The whole thing was awkward.

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The show is on its way to transform into "bully Jon into doing shit" show. If you want to see Jon put on a purple lipstick for a day, you must pay him 30k.
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You can't escape the purple lipstick, Jon. Consider it a vampire's curse for beefing with Jet and production.
 


Jon's show is getting more pathetic by the minute. Those ""ironic"" roman salutes are clearly too edgy for some of them... yet they all stay.

The Midori girl that got kicked (for booze? not sure) certainly doesn't regard the show very highly either:

anliteralidiot said:
Breadtube-destroyer, and cool guy Rob's Media has released his recap of S3. It also includes a bitchtank recap.
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Actually somewhat decent for covering so much stuff... way better than batcho's pretend "review" recap anyways. I wonder though who these keep being made for. Is it just live viewers who watch them anyways?


More S2 episodes on the way confirmed:
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(We're only at day 15 after all!)
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
After all of the name-calling, 35 buck, and desperation to maintain viewership, Jon finally cave in and did a slow dance with Mary. The whole thing was awkward.

Jon and Mary dancing.webm
The show is on its way to transform into "bully Jon into doing shit" show. If you want to see Jon put on a purple lipstick for a day, you must pay him 30k.
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that was more awkward than 14 year old me being forced to interact with a girl while being scared to death of them. definitely didnt give off vibes of being an alpha male.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
You dare call this stunning and brave man degenerate???
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God that just reminded me during Bloodgames he told Taylor she reminded him of a woman he saw in a porno who fucks a wolf that turns into a black man. :story:
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I swear the more I learn about Jimmy, the more exceptional he gets. Watched the recap of Operation Jimmy Missile last night and the part where he was interrogating Abi on their "date" and thinking she was a Mormon because TTS told him so almost had be on the floor laughing. He really thought he was a comic book villain giving a monologue.

I feel bad for him and can relate to growing up with trauma and uncaring parents, but holy shit the 4chan brainrot has done a number on his psyche. Or maybe it was Funnyjunk. He mentions that site a lot and it got pretty based and redpilled after 2016.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
After all of the name-calling, 35 buck, and desperation to maintain viewership, Jon finally cave in and did a slow dance with Mary. The whole thing was awkward.

Jon and Mary dancing.webm
The show is on its way to transform into "bully Jon into doing shit" show. If you want to see Jon put on a purple lipstick for a day, you must pay him 30k.
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I don't know who is more retarded, she seems to be high while dancing.
 
The Man With No Name said:
but for one specific Fish? Ted. Never liked him during the season but I genuinely think he's a fan that didn't get filtered properly and he didn't try to teach the other contestants how the show worked. He could've done a lot of damage but he didn't.
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I was Ted’s biggest hater. But having heard the stuff about bro-tank, and with the knowledge that he is a fan, I am rethinking. Was little Teddy trying to play up being a massive soy fag? Some of the tears were so unbelievable, even if he was a woman. The part where he went and put on a Covid mask when he heard Alexis wasn’t vaxxed seems particularly egregious. Something surface level that you’d plan in advance. Was he trying to give us a character to hate? I don’t know why’d you’d subject yourself to that, though.

Either way though, I guess it’s just the “guys I was only pretending to be a retard” situation so it may not matter much.
 
SMOCAINE 4 said:
Was little Teddy trying to play up being a massive soy fag?
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After the season he said that it was the real him. So he either really is such a pathetic faggot or he wants everyone to think of him that way for some reason, imo it's the former he's just a massive loser.
 
SMOCAINE 4 said:
I was Ted’s biggest hater. But having heard the stuff about bro-tank, and with the knowledge that he is a fan, I am rethinking. Was little Teddy trying to play up being a massive soy fag? Some of the tears were so unbelievable, even if he was a woman. The part where he went and put on a Covid mask when he heard Alexis wasn’t vaxxed seems particularly egregious. Something surface level that you’d plan in advance. Was he trying to give us a character to hate? I don’t know why’d you’d subject yourself to that, though.

Either way though, I guess it’s just the “guys I was only pretending to be a retard” situation so it may not matter much.
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When Ted's socials were discovered it was pretty much confirmed to not be an act at all. They had records of Ted being a gay soyfag for a long time.
 
I Am Not Really said:
The Midori girl that got kicked (for booze? not sure) certainly doesn't regard the show very highly either
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There was some thing where she apparently hit Sammy in the face with a pool ball that happened off cam, and apparently her and Sammy where going to cover up the mark with makeup and they got caught and she went and got drunk when they had their ban on booze for about 24 hours. All i heard from her after that was her walk into a room and tell people not to talk to her as she was waiting for a flight before leaving, she seemed to be super done with Jon and his retardation in general she spent 95% of her last two days off cam following the coke stream.
I Am Not Really said:
Actually somewhat decent for covering so much stuff... way better than batcho's pretend "review" recap anyways.
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I didn't watch Batcho's first two parts all the way through but i did watch the third part, and i personally agree with most of the conclusion he comes to in that:
1. Production started to hate the cast after the whole Brandon pedo shit happened was very disappointed in them for not standing up to him and even defending him and making excuses for what he did.
2. That the cast was no longer likable after that night where Brandon got kicked and they all stood up for him or refused to confront him. Its why Luke became the most endorsed as he was the only one to call him out.
If you watched that whole night unfold you really did get a feeling from the basement that they where disgusted with both the FH2.0 people and the old fish. They put out several site messages during the day that showcased this, and Sam in particular was absolutely disgusted by Brandon and you could tell his whole attitude towards the fish changed after that night. Was probably when he decided to just torch FH2.0 and try something else. I think people that only watched the night in recaps or other short form content might have missed out on this but there really was a overwhelming feeling of disgust from the entire production team.

SMOCAINE 4 said:
Was little Teddy trying to play up being a massive soy fag?
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I think its very hard to totally pretend to be someone your not for any extended period of time. The talk that Letty and Vance had during Slyvia's elimination is the best example of this, both talked about how they planned on playing characters or acting certain ways but its impossible to not just be who you really are when you are on camera 24/7.
IIRC Ted claimed he was bi but had never actually been with a man. He just liked hanging with the girls and acting faggy but didnt want to actually go all the way with it.
 
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I've been watching through the Rob's Media recap, and it reminded me of another reason why I was so sure that the S3 finale was going to be Bloodgames.

Xavier was living out of an RV.

Burt heard Alex getting attacked by vampires.....in an RV!

There was so much Bloodgames lead-up...
 
anliteralidiot said:
I've been watching through the Rob's Media recap, and it reminded me of another reason why I was so sure that the S3 finale was going to be Bloodgames.

Xavier was living out of an RV.

Burt heard Alex getting attacked by vampires.....in an RV!

There was so much Bloodgames lead-up...
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Don't forget the ending in the house being Gold Burt getting a tutorial from the Gold Man, even if it was just a bit leading to nowhere, it nevertheless set us up for a final larp week only for us to be cucked out of that and we got the worst week of fishtank ever.
 
Jon finally gives into his homosexual urges

Jon has a Freudian slip

Never fuck a retard (unless...)

Ive stopped watching jons shitshow live but just clicking around the VOD there is so much degenerate shit that comes out of these peoples mouths its crazy that any of them can even pretend to consider themselves holy or christian. Its made even more aburd by the fact they pull out a bible every few hours and read out passages to each other.
 
Blackstar said:
Don't forget the ending in the house being Gold Burt getting a tutorial from the Gold Man, even if it was just a bit leading to nowhere, it nevertheless set us up for a final larp week only for us to be cucked out of that and we got the worst week of fishtank ever.
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Yeah, I know. I had a whole rant about this in Sneedchat. What was the point of having a tutorial if they weren't going to make Burt do something!
 
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