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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
Tay was overhated on Bloodgames.
Yes, her breaking down caused a significant quality drop, but it wasn't her fault. She was all hyped up by 4chan and Jimmy that this was going to be a bad time (hence why Jimmy came to dox), and she knew her stalker could be there.

However! Tay tried to make up for it, after she came back. She was a good sport, and played along with the whole fight by dramatically burning her Xayleigh gear, and smiling at Xavier. She didn't pussy out of shit after that, and gave us some great content when she shot that fat guy, and then her whole funeral.

I didn't care for Tay at first, but she did good on 2.5.
Tayleigh W.
 
I think Damiel might be under-appreciated. He was very popular among his housemates and commanded a lot of attention due to his loudmouth nature, which combined with his tendency to vent his frustrations in occasionally pretty explosive ways meant he had an impressive ability to instigate dogpiles against other contestants. This was not a likable quality, but it made him a very important mover shaping season 1, which was especially defined by its dogpiling.
Damiel was the top voted fish in the house in the first two weeks and the first fan favorite of the show. He was not under appreciated he got more then enough appreciation.
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Mizzy did not get kicked for being hostile. She asked everyone to vote for her days leading up to the elimination. She wanted to get sent home for being a bad sport because she was under impression that being eliminated either by the crew or by voting was the only way to get paid (not really her fault). It was only at the last second did she decide that she didn't want to be voted out after all, and by that point it was too late because people didn't have time to rethink their vote or strategize. She literally begged to be sent home.

As for Jimmy, if you take him at his word then Abi raised the mallet over her head to try and hit Jimmy with it and he was only defending himself. He's completely delusional and takes no accountability for anything, playing the victim and crying after he just assaulted a small girl. Since then he has been selling merch with the toy phone and the mallet and posing in pictures with those props for photoshoots like it's a point of pride for him. That's why he deserves to be hated more.
 
Per the Mizzy discourse she was awful during a good part of the show. She would actively refuse to participate (lie detector, cutting fake promos, triathalon*, pull ups?), sandbag production whenever they asked her to do something, and whine constantly with the worst being her begging to get voted off and also to be let back on and get a day rate as she would be very interesting as a freeloader. The last few days when she was in the house she had started to be more active but nobody in the house wanted her around. One of the few times I remember her being a good sport is when she built the table, and then her dealing with Frank which really helped her character.

*I know she lied about saying she would help eat 1 or 2 hot dogs when the team was near the end and instead said her help wouldn't have mattered by the end. And I wanna say either the cigarette or milk portion she didn't do much in one.
 
As for Jimmy, if you take him at his word then Abi raised the mallet over her head to try and hit Jimmy with it and he was only defending himself. He's completely delusional and takes no accountability for anything, playing the victim and crying after he just assaulted a small girl. Since then he has been selling merch with the toy phone and the mallet and posing in pictures with those props for photoshoots like it's a point of pride for him. That's why he deserves to be hated more.
Jimmy not only feels zero amount of shame for attacking a girl a foot shorter then him but almost seems proud of it. He really is a piece of shit.
 
A lot of people have said Jimmy is underhated, but I disagree: he was on a show where people are supposed to get mad and throw shit, and he got mad and threw shit. The impact wasn't on camera: clearly he didn't hit her directly or she wouldn't have been okay, presumably it hit her on rebound. Was he trying to hit her and missed, or was he trying to miss her and hit? If you take him at his word (and maybe you shouldn't) it's the latter.
The mallet head hit her straight in the noggin; it left an egg on her forehead and a bruise afterwards. I don't know why anyone takes Jimmy's word on this issue.
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The mallet throw isn't even the worst injury in season 2, TJ got his rib broken due to retarded boxing stuff, and Shinji probably could have killed TJ if he'd went for blood during the boxing match at the end (and it seemed like that's how production wanted him to fight). For the record, I'm not saying Jimmy shouldn't get hate, I just don't think he deserves more than he gets.
It was a bruised rib not a broken or cracked rib. Annoying, but not the end of the world, Shinji had the worst affliction possible for a boxing match -- respiratory issues and a fever. Adrenaline will wash out any pain from a bruised rib, particularly one that had days of ibuprofin reducing the inflammation, respiratory issues are such a killer that its amazing that Shinji lasted as long as he did in the boxing match. You can push through pain, you cannot push through being unable to breath, your muscles turn to jelly and your cognitive function declines rapidly. Given that Shinji was a heavy smoker during the show and had lung issues at the time he probably dipped into the mid-high 80% range for blood oxygen which is the beginnings of cognitive decline and is almost certainly the reason why the wiggers thought he was heavily concussed only for him to rally and be perfectly fine a half hour later when his breathing normalized and his blood oxygen levels restored to the high 90s.

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She wanted to get sent home for being a bad sport because she was under impression that being eliminated either by the crew or by voting was the only way to get paid (not really her fault).
That's my point, she was following the direction she was given the entire time. She knew she couldn't win, she knew the show wasn't what it had initially presented itself as, there was an incentive for getting kicked, and there was an incentive for coming back.
And I wanna say either the cigarette or milk portion she didn't do much in one.
I think she smoked more cigarettes than anyone else, though she didn't smoke them as completely as Alex B. If the hotdogs/milk were going to make her sick and end up like Binx did after the cigarettes, then she contributed as much as she possibly could have.

The mallet head hit her straight in the noggin; it left an egg on her forehead and a bruise afterwards. I don't know why anyone takes Jimmy's word on this issue.
I mean, I'm not an expert on noggin injuries, but I'd think it would have done more damage if he hit her straight on the noggin. I think it probably hit her after it bounced off the wall. Either a mallet thrown with retard rape strength is a pretty significant danger, in which case he didn't actually hit her in the head directly, or it's so insignificant a danger that a direct hit left her with less damage than TJ got doing boxing.
It was a bruised rib not a broken or cracked rib. Annoying, but not the end of the world
I thought it was a cracked rib, but I could be wrong. Shinji actively avoided hitting him in the rib, though, if he'd aimed for it the entire time he would have won and probably done a lot more damage.
 
Binx was overhated for basically the same reason. She did everything she was told to do and got hate for it. Even knowing about Fishtank: The first two seasons had plenty of people pretending not to know, and they're the ones who told her it was fishtank to begin with. The troon thing was part of the game, which he won by kicking Simbal, and I stand by that she was correct in not giving a shit about the guy: it didn't make sense to make herself a target or throw away her vote to do productions' work for them, and being upset about being yelled at by Sam for following production's instructions is justified.
Binx is hated because she was annoying, cringe, and garbage. There is no secret reason or "people just don't understand", Binx is just a totally unlikeable person who isn't funny at all.

Also it's not accurate that "Binx didn't care that she was sharing a roof with a pedophile, SO BASED!" She actually defended the pedophile on her own accord multiple times. Not sure why ignoring that a pedo was in the house "for the game" is considered the based thing to do, I think Luke was the based one for ignoring and forgetting about the game the second he learned there was pedo present and he took care of it. This is what I would expect any sane person to do. Even Sylvia and Mauro in s1 dropped caring about the game when they found out Simmons was a silly billy until he was out of the house. I am not responding to anyone who wants to debate about the ethics of defending pedophilia.

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*I know she lied about saying she would help eat 1 or 2 hot dogs when the team was near the end and instead said her help wouldn't have mattered by the end. And I wanna say either the cigarette or milk portion she didn't do much in one.
Can't believe we're doing this one again. Mizzy and Payton were both very helpful to their team during the "athletic" portion of the challenge, both of them did exactly what they needed to do super fast, while Alex and Burt were both fucked up from vomiting 20 hot dogs each and couldn't hardly move. This was their strategy for this exact reason. That's also why the triathlon was set up to allow other team members to do more than other teammates instead of making them all do equal amounts as each other, it leaves strategy and delagation open and Mizzy used it to her advantage, she was actually the only one who used this rule to her advantage and was even thinking about strategy.

It's so retarded how people will never get over it and claim "Mizzy did nothing! She didn't eat a hot dog!" When what she actually did was WAY more funny than if she ate hot dogs. She stood up on the chair and screamed in her team's faces while they were vomiting, particularly Alex B, yelling "EAT IT! DON'T BE A PUSSY PUKE IT UP AND EAT IT!" This had me dying laughing when it was live and it would've made the rest of the audience laugh too if they weren't so terminally autistic and weren't so fucking mad all the time when the show was live. Most of the audience was so mad that Mizzy didn't eat a hot dog that they completely missed one of the funniest Fishtank moments.

Funnily enough, no one gave a shit about Binx also not eating hot dogs because she's a vegan, you know how it is with Fishtank fans though, respecting veganism takes top priority. Don't want to make a vegan do something uncomfortable.
 
Also it's not accurate that "Binx didn't care that she was sharing a roof with a pedophile, SO BASED!" She actually defended the pedophile on her own accord multiple times. Not sure why ignoring that a pedo was in the house "for the game" is considered the based thing to do, I think Luke was the based one for ignoring and forgetting about the game the second he learned there was pedo present and he took care of it. This is what I would expect any sane person to do. Even Sylvia and Mauro in s1 dropped caring about the game when they found out Simmons was a silly billy until he was out of the house. I am not responding to anyone who wants to debate about the ethics of defending pedophilia.
Also she is a fan of that tranny groomer twitch streamer finster
 
She was all hyped up by 4chan and Jimmy that this was going to be a bad time (hence why Jimmy came to dox), and she knew her stalker could be there.
I agree that Jimmy and Tayleigh had a very skewed idea of what bloodgames would be, and that kinda fucked them over. Still not an excuse for coming in ready to phonebook everyone involved in the show if they didnt play nice with him. Literally all Letty did was ask him why he got kicked off of season 2, and all Vance did was tease him about his crush on creature.
She didn't pussy out of shit after that, and gave us some great content when she shot that fat guy, and then her whole funeral.
I didn't care for Tay at first, but she did good on 2.5.
Tayleigh W.
Again i would like to remind people that she did in fact quit bloodgames, she stated herself that her fight with jet was because she asked production to kill her off and was all scripted because she wanted off the show. She is overhated and did provide some good moments but still a quitter.
 
Again i would like to remind people that she did in fact quit bloodgames, she stated herself that her fight with jet was because she asked production to kill her off and was all scripted because she wanted off the show. She is overhated and did provide some good moments but still a quitter.
But she still lasted the full time, that's my poin. The Xavier unmasking happened on Day 6.
And even her death was funny.
 
jimmy might be the most genuinely evil person to be in the show besides sam and the FH 2 pedo, i believe the rumors that he is a rapist and abuser, he definitely got that vibe, also he assalted 2 people on camera for absurdly childish reasons and threatneed to blackmail everyone in season 2.5 just because they hurt his feelings.
i hope he never gets invited back to anything ever, dude got problems.
as for most overhated, i would say TJ, all the problems with him are production's fault trying to force a winner in the disaster that was S2, he is a cool kid and the coomer rumors are absurd bullshit (remenber those accounts talk about adult stuff like car repair work and he was like 5 or so during the time)

alright i will bite, please post evidence that TJ is lubecooch besides the shared username and explain all the inconsistencies in that theory.
 
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TJ is lubecooch because of how he reacted to that horsecock TTS. You don't need any more proof than that unless you're a faggot redditor who will never be convinced anyway.
 
TJ is lubecooch because of how he reacted to that horsecock TTS. You don't need any more proof than that unless you're a faggot redditor who will never be convinced anyway.
Lubecooch stuff is funny and all but Jimmy to this day never got enough shit for being just as degenerate on his deviantart
 
Lubecooch stuff is funny and all but Jimmy to this day never got enough shit for being just as degenerate on his deviantart
deviantart? he was fucking tranny chasing in /soc/ and gave a hilarious "dog ate my homework" type excuse when people confronted him about it
 
This and her attacking Cryokeen were great moments, but overall her, Jimmy and Jon each managed to make it a pity party about themselves when they got trolled and didn't like it and it diminished the product. Think Jon and Jimmy were net-worse in the end (people forget the final fight day got entirely railroaded by Jimmy having a hissyfit until they gave him god mode) but people remember Tay the most because she started seething early over TTS about the methhead and being gaslit about the stalker.

jimmy might be the most genuinely evil person to be in the show besides sam and the FH 2 pedo, i believe the rumors that he is a rapist and abuser, he definitely got that vibe, also he assalted 2 people on camera for absurdly childish reasons and threatneed to blackmail everyone in season 2.5 just because they hurt his feelings.
He sucks really bad but it's not this deep, he's just an unmedicated schizo who can't be the butt of the joke ever and lashes out when he is. The first few days of Bloodgames proved he's tolerable and can make content when he actually sticks to his meds.
 
deviantart? he was fucking tranny chasing in /soc/ and gave a hilarious "dog ate my homework" type excuse when people confronted him about it
He has/had a deviantart with a bunch of typical deviantart tier fetishes like bug vore and bondage stuff
 
Lubecooch stuff is funny and all but Jimmy to this day never got enough shit for being just as degenerate on his deviantart
You dare call this stunning and brave man degenerate???
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God that just reminded me during Bloodgames he told Taylor she reminded him of a woman he saw in a porno who fucks a wolf that turns into a black man. :story:
 
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