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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Lastest retard fight starts when they do WWE style smack talk's to each other that are essentially just roasts. Mara and Syd the slammer have been sniping at each other ever since their fight yesterday and things are starting to reach a boiling point.
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Syd the slammer takes immense issue with being called a tranny, and this leads to them trash talking each other some more before Syd resorts to just giving Mara a death glare for several minutes, without breaking eye contact or responding to anyone's attempts to get her to talk. Even when someone sits between the two she does not let up. Mara continues to egg her on during this.
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This leads to girl fight part two where syd has to be restrained and punches the camera
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Also new girl named "abi" who is a friend of love america AKA Van has an internet archive tattoo
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Zoomers will literally have Internet Archive tatted on their bodies and still act like retards online.
 
Just to ask but, who's the fish that you believe is under hated and vise versa (over hated)?
Damiel is for sure under hated by the wider Fishtank fanbase. Less so here we all kind of agree he was a fag but the general fanbase. He was super try hard unfunny the entire time he was there. He also despite being a hardcore wigger could not rap for the life of him and was beaten in a freestyle battle by Letty a white Canadian girl.
 
I think Binx gets too much hate for siding with the chomo, and not enough hate for blatantly obviously being onto the premise of the show from the start.

Even Payton is better than her because even if she's boring, she will react to the madness. Binx just sits there, obviously unfazed, and only does stuff when bullied by production.

I am convinced Season 2 Brian wasn't Brain, it was Jet. Brian was playing whatever character Jet told him too, and that's why he sucked so much.
(Bare in mind this was from Brian so grain of salt and whatever)

Brian effectively confirmed this during a interview (can’t remember who with)


From what he said his given objective was to be as much of an asshole as possible to both the contestants and the audience. Apparently after the CK fiasco didn’t make him leave he was told “we basically don’t know what else to do with you character wise so we’re kicking you”

Im assuming in the next episode it shows Brians elimination so if we get a basement scene like they did with Taylor after the credits it might shed some light on it
 
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I've not watched any of the S2 episodes yet because I'd rather wait till they're all out and marathon them.

Do they ever capture Brian saying "we need to be making content" followed by him sitting around doing nothing but smoking cigs for hours?
 
Damiel is for sure under hated by the wider Fishtank fanbase. Less so here we all kind of agree he was a fag but the general fanbase. He was super try hard unfunny the entire time he was there. He also despite being a hardcore wigger could not rap for the life of him and was beaten in a freestyle battle by Letty a white Canadian girl.
Also because of Damiel every season there’s theories surrounding every Fish and whether they’re a plant or not. “Omg guys, so and so was in their closet for 2.5 seconds, I think they are the plant!!!” Probably not his fault entirely, but he was the pioneer/face of the plant concept, and I hate him for that. I recall he got btfo’d by Jon on like day three. Then proceeded to get btfo’d by Letty a few weeks later. Terrible at being a plant, incredibly mid as a contestant, and just a not so good person, and that’s saying something since Fishtank contestants are never “good” to begin with.
 
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Damiel is for sure under hated by the wider Fishtank fanbase. Less so here we all kind of agree he was a fag but the general fanbase. He was super try hard unfunny the entire time he was there. He also despite being a hardcore wigger could not rap for the life of him and was beaten in a freestyle battle by Letty a white Canadian girl.
I think Damiel might be under-appreciated. He was very popular among his housemates and commanded a lot of attention due to his loudmouth nature, which combined with his tendency to vent his frustrations in occasionally pretty explosive ways meant he had an impressive ability to instigate dogpiles against other contestants. This was not a likable quality, but it made him a very important mover shaping season 1, which was especially defined by its dogpiling.
 
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I think Damiel might be under-appreciated. He was very popular among his housemates and commanded a lot of attention due to his loudmouth nature, which combined with his tendency to vent his frustrations in occasionally pretty explosive ways meant he had an impressive ability to instigate dogpiles against other contestants. This was not a likable quality, but it made him a very important mover shaping season 1, which was especially defined by its dogpiling.
Damiel was a S2 contestant on a S1 show.
Would have fit in fine in s2 but S1 he just clashed too hard as a vibe killer.
 
Shadi is queen. dont care what anyone else says.
She needs to be on bloodgames 2
Suspect she won't be on anything MDE-related after coming on ADL.
I think Damiel might be under-appreciated. He was very popular among his housemates and commanded a lot of attention due to his loudmouth nature, which combined with his tendency to vent his frustrations in occasionally pretty explosive ways meant he had an impressive ability to instigate dogpiles against other contestants. This was not a likable quality, but it made him a very important mover shaping season 1, which was especially defined by its dogpiling.
Some of the shit he's done post-tank is funny, but he absolutely sucked by every metric on the actual show and the only funny thing was people spamming Nutshack TTS at him.
 
Suspect she won't be on anything MDE-related after coming on ADL.
I don't think they were planning on using Shadi again regardless. She came on bitchtank with the goal of joining MDE as an employee, she said this herself. They didn't use her afterwards because they saw nothing of value there. I kind of like Shadi but she really isn't funny at all. If they need a big bitch to be a bodyguard, they can just hire a dude.

At first I thought a former fish going on Jon's event would be perceived as some sort of statement against Jet, but now I don't think he has any reason to care. Nobody is watching. It might matter for someone like Burt who was recently on the show and who they might use again, but it really shouldn't matter for Shadi. She's a mega orbiter who involves herself in every discord fishtank "interview" and twitter space, it's no surprise that she went on Jon's show.
 
She can be gender swapped Jimmy. Every Fishtank LARP season needs a person with anger issues.
Shadi doesn't have anger issues though, she's just strong. Every time she fought Haley its because Haley hit her first. Most of the time she didn't react as she had the right to, and took it easy on Haley while asking production if she was allowed to fight back. Only once did she really hit her hard and it was after like 10 minutes of asking Ben if she could defend herself properly, and it was completely deserved. Shadi also slammed Claire because Claire was obnoxiously drunk and jumping all over her, but I don't think she actually injured Claire. She also knocked Kato to the ground during boxing. I don't think she has anger issues she's just way stronger than other girls who fucked around too much. If anyone was violent or had anger issues on that season it was Haley.

 
Shadi doesn't have anger issues though, she's just strong. Every time she fought Haley its because Haley hit her first. Most of the time she didn't react as she had the right to, and took it easy on Haley while asking production if she was allowed to fight back. Only once did she really hit her hard and it was after like 10 minutes of asking Ben if she could defend herself properly, and it was completely deserved. Shadi also slammed Claire because Claire was obnoxiously drunk and jumping all over her, but I don't think she actually injured Claire. She also knocked Kato to the ground during boxing. I don't think she has anger issues she's just way stronger than other girls who fucked around too much. If anyone was violent or had anger issues on that season it was Haley.
In case you couldn't tell I never did finish watching the Bitchtank recap. Shadi does have hoodrat strength though.
 
Just to ask but, who's the fish that you believe is underhated and vise versa (overhated)?

I think a lot of hate comes from production fucking up and giving bad direction to the fish.
Brian's a weird character. He was hated in season 2, because he was told to make the audience hate him, and then people liked him in Bloodgames when he wasn't supposed to be hated. So he actually did a really good job, it's just that the job he was given was actively stupid. I assume they wanted a "heel" character, but he did it by acting like a slimy Jew and wasn't actually entertaining. I think it was just really bad direction from Jet.

Mizzy was overhated, they were both playing the game that production had set up. Mizzy was hated early on for yapping, which admittedly wasn't entertaining, but the only direction she had at that point was to scheme for the voting. She got the most hate over the "threats" to production, but I still think those were misunderstandings / poor direction: She was let in on a secret that could ruin the show and was given no direction beyond keeping it a secret. Production told her that she didn't need to help convince anyone, but her only choices were to either spill the beans or help cover them up and she couldn't spill the beans. The actual threat was "did you want me to tell everyone?" after she thought she was being punished for finding out somehow. Production interpreted that as a threat, but I really think it was asking for direction. She constantly played the role she was given, which is what she was hired to do. Once she figured out the point of the show was to be hostile, she got kicked for being hostile.

Binx was overhated for basically the same reason. She did everything she was told to do and got hate for it. Even knowing about Fishtank: The first two seasons had plenty of people pretending not to know, and they're the ones who told her it was fishtank to begin with. The troon thing was part of the game, which he won by kicking Simbal, and I stand by that she was correct in not giving a shit about the guy: it didn't make sense to make herself a target or throw away her vote to do productions' work for them, and being upset about being yelled at by Sam for following production's instructions is justified.

Jon was overhated in Season 1 after his return, he was just acting the way that fans told him to act.

A lot of people have said Jimmy is underhated, but I disagree: he was on a show where people are supposed to get mad and throw shit, and he got mad and threw shit. The impact wasn't on camera: clearly he didn't hit her directly or she wouldn't have been okay, presumably it hit her on rebound. Was he trying to hit her and missed, or was he trying to miss her and hit? If you take him at his word (and maybe you shouldn't) it's the latter. The mallet throw isn't even the worst injury in season 2, TJ got his rib broken due to retarded boxing stuff, and Shinji probably could have killed TJ if he'd went for blood during the boxing match at the end (and it seemed like that's how production wanted him to fight). For the record, I'm not saying Jimmy shouldn't get hate, I just don't think he deserves more than he gets.

TJ is both over and underhated: His plot/arc was dumb but it wasn't his fault, but the weird gooner shit was absolutely real. Lie detectors aren't real.

Mostly, though, Sam is underhated. Most hate towards production gets directed at Jet, but a substantial number of the problems are Sam's fault. I maintain that the biggest fuckup in season 1 was the handling of the baby stuff and Simmons. I still think Simmons wasn't actually a pedo, just ESL, and we missed out on the Jon - Simmons relationship due to it and probably lost Jon over it. Letty and Vance got punished for the baby torture, which made them less aggressive than they could have been. Supposedly the RV trip was his idea. The boxing stuff was his idea. Etc.
 
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