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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Holy shit ADL is in an AirBNB? Add that to the long list of Jon's retarded decisions. He's financially liable for everything unless he knows the host or something.
 
skrod said:
I think Binx stinks but she was hated for the wrong reasons during season 3.
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I think Binx gets too much hate for siding with the chomo, and not enough hate for blatantly obviously being onto the premise of the show from the start.

Even Payton is better than her because even if she's boring, she will react to the madness. Binx just sits there, obviously unfazed, and only does stuff when bullied by production.
skrod said:
Brian certainly gets a lot of hate but I see a lot of people retconning him after bloodgames, saying that he got too much hate in season 2. I implore you to watch the episodes of s2 and not hate Brian all over again.
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I am convinced Season 2 Brian wasn't Brain, it was Jet. Brian was playing whatever character Jet told him too, and that's why he sucked so much.
 
Agares said:
Holy shit ADL is in an AirBNB? Add that to the long list of Jon's retarded decisions. He's financially liable for everything unless he knows the host or something.
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The previous 40 boys event was also in an AirBnB, people figured out which one it was. I don't think it was that messy but I also didn't watch it.
 
Aidan said:
The previous 40 boys event was also in an AirBnB, people figured out which one it was. I don't think it was that messy but I also didn't watch it.
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Wait they did this before? The audience must have been smaller though.
 
Agares said:
Wait they did this before? The audience must have been smaller though.
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Similar concept where they hazed a couple of Jon's friends. Sammy was one of them. It became less Fishtank inspired as time went on and included them streaming at the city council in Bend.
 
Ye retweeted a clip of Charleston White naming the Jew

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Blackstar said:
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From Wes: -
"Something big is gonna happen in the next few weeks... I can't say more but Jet should make an announcement - something big is gonna be announced soon"
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I just noticed the virtual cell is offline, they might be heading towards whatever Wes was teasing. I don't know exactly when they took it down, it was up a couple days ago. EDIT: it's back up, must have just been briefly offline for whatever reason.
 
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>-Ack! said:
any details about what this is? i just heard its called "false hawks" or something like that
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It's been talked about earlier, but the tl;dr is it's a "movie" that's more like Sam's Great War series than a real movie, where a bunch of it is improv and fucking around within a loose story structure.
 
There was a second hot mic stream that was sent to me, but the more i listen to it, the recording comes off as a gay op from Jon. This is made more likely by the fact that the recording is still up.
Even if its not an op the most that comes from this is someone loudly stating they want drugs, Jon says they don't need drugs right now, and Sammy saying he wants some lines.
He walks out of the bathroom and loudly demands that the same guy who left the camera on last time makes sure he turns the camera off this time, the guy points the camera at the wall and Jon loudly berates him about leaving the cam on last time and to make sure its off and the guy says it is off.
They then proceed to loudly state they need drugs, and need to get some lines. Jon himself does not mention drugs unlike last time.
They do call Shadi fat and that she is not a "pureblood" tho lmao. They then proceed to wrestle each other for awhile.
There seems to be some event that occurred where Midori hit Sammy in the face with a poolball, and then got drunk afterwords and has possibly been kicked.
Someone comes in and turns the stream off.
This probably will be my last update on this dumpster fire unless something very funny happens. the viewership is down to 100-150 people a day and all the bits a Temu tier fishtank bits. Just dumb debates, hide and seek, cooking, and belittling the women seem to be all these people can think up. They did an incredibly unfunny fake nuclear attack bit that jon seemed upset nobody bought, low energy all around.
 
skrod said:
Greg's show will be called SeGREGated and be a solitary confinement style event where nobody is allowed to talk to him but the TTS. He will have helpers and people to come mess with him via fishtoys, though he said he wanted it to be far tamer and less about bullying/torture than fishtank. Apparently Frank Hassle is involved in some capacity.

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This sounds so much better than Fat Lazy Mexicans Sleeping. It's neat because the fans wanted this exact type of show for Greg before season 2 even ended.
 
Plasticise said:
They did an incredibly unfunny fake nuclear attack bit that jon seemed upset nobody bought, low energy all around.
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Wow. He really went and copied something a troll did to Daniel Larson years ago. There's no way that bit would've worked since 1, they have access to the internet unlike FT and 2, they're not gullible like Larson, Alex B or Burt.
 
Plasticise said:
There was a second hot mic stream that was sent to me, but the more i listen to it, the recording comes off as a gay op from Jon. This is made more likely by the fact that the recording is still up.
Even if its not an op the most that comes from this is someone loudly stating they want drugs, Jon says they don't need drugs right now, and Sammy saying he wants some lines.
He walks out of the bathroom and loudly demands that the same guy who left the camera on last time makes sure he turns the camera off this time, the guy points the camera at the wall and Jon loudly berates him about leaving the cam on last time and to make sure its off and the guy says it is off.
They then proceed to loudly state they need drugs, and need to get some lines. Jon himself does not mention drugs unlike last time.
They do call Shadi fat and that she is not a "pureblood" tho lmao. They then proceed to wrestle each other for awhile.
There seems to be some event that occurred where Midori hit Sammy in the face with a poolball, and then got drunk afterwords and has possibly been kicked.
Someone comes in and turns the stream off.
This probably will be my last update on this dumpster fire unless something very funny happens. the viewership is down to 100-150 people a day and all the bits a Temu tier fishtank bits. Just dumb debates, hide and seek, cooking, and belittling the women seem to be all these people can think up. They did an incredibly unfunny fake nuclear attack bit that jon seemed upset nobody bought, low energy all around.
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Fake recording for plausible deniability.
 
Lastest retard fight starts when they do WWE style smack talk's to each other that are essentially just roasts. Mara and Syd the slammer have been sniping at each other ever since their fight yesterday and things are starting to reach a boiling point.


Syd the slammer takes immense issue with being called a tranny, and this leads to them trash talking each other some more before Syd resorts to just giving Mara a death glare for several minutes, without breaking eye contact or responding to anyone's attempts to get her to talk. Even when someone sits between the two she does not let up. Mara continues to egg her on during this.
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This leads to girl fight part two where syd has to be restrained and punches the camera

Also new girl named "abi" who is a friend of love america AKA Van has an internet archive tattoo
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