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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Jon and his producers have no idea that their camera is on in the production room, Jon just announced that they've got snow aka coke :story:

Edit: They are audible snorting it now.
 
The candid peer behind the christfag veil in to Jon's world of snow and snow bunnies puts a lot of his behavior in to perspective and it was a surreal experience.
 
Here is the 54 minutes of audio from when Jon thought the camera was off, ill work on taking some notes on clipping out the important bits that matter but there is a huge amount of content in this, from Jon saying Mary Jane is fucking the jew who funds Sam Hyde and was sent to ruin their show, that Midori is a plant who is playing a "character" and that Jon has cocaine of course. theres alot more but im out of time if someone else can clip out the juicy parts that would help alot.
I downloaded the entire 9 hour vod but as the cam was just pointed at the wall audio only should be fine, other than the last 40 seconds where they see the cam was live and jon rushes to it and shuts it off


EDIT: this is the part where jon specifically ask's for coke and you can hear them all giggling and loudly sniffing through a straw then blowing their noses, just after 45 mins in the full thing


Heres the video from jon learning the stream was on the whole time


Random notes of moments from this
40:29 in the recording, "none of us are afraid of her necessarily(mary jane), but we are afraid of the fanbase"-jon
Jon says he needs his attorney to call him back
At 42 minutes one of them says something about "snow" then loudly sniffs, they allude to needing to get more of something now really badly(more coke it seems) and that they need to go to redmond to get more, and they talk about taking 100$ from one of the guys to go get it
44 mins in "is there a camera on in here?" "no theres no cameras in here"-jon
Whole thing started because the tattoo artist named austin took issue with "blue" the mexican who is always hanging around jon
Blue and whoever the tattoo artist is(lore is guy and jon where friends for years, they had a falling out, and the guy blocked jon for a year but they made up) are fighting
Blue hit on mary jane repeatedly, made girls feel unconfortable, jon says he has a girlfriend but "has to get his dick wet" and is super horny and cheats whenever he can
Apparently mary jane also complained that blue talked to her after she got out of the shower this morning and made inappropriate comments about her
jon claims she gave someone a blowjob, does not say who but its a contestant?
getting mad that the guy who got into conflict with blue is saying he could sue if he wanted to
Midori says she knows production, she is playing a character that was assigned to her?
They are saying Mary jane was sent by and is sleeping with the jew that funds sam hyde, think he means bill ottman or peter thiel lmao not sure
Jon shits on "blue" alot
they think blue fucked around with her and they think mary jane is going to blackmail them
They say at one point the plan for mary's story was to have her be less of a slut by the end
They are claiming mary jane was sent to torpedo the show
 
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Been following this lady since she posted a audition tape for season two. I think she is now homeless living in a tent with a pig that is almost certainly going to eat her so I figured i should show you guys before that happens. Its pretty strange stuff, she was on the Jerry Springer show in the 90s for being a "Clownsexual". She has the clips on her channel if you sort by oldest

 
Here is the 54 minutes of audio from when Jon thought the camera was off, ill work on taking some notes on clipping out the important bits that matter but there is a huge amount of content in this, from Jon saying Mary Jane is fucking the jew who funds Sam Hyde and was sent to ruin their show, that Midori is a plant who is playing a "character" and that Jon has cocaine of course. theres alot more but im out of time if someone else can clip out the juicy parts that would help alot.
I downloaded the entire 9 hour vod but as the cam was just pointed at the wall audio only should be fine, other than the last 40 seconds where they see the cam was live and jon rushes to it and shuts it off
Audio only jon does coke stream.mp4
This retawd can't even fucking script good.

Some other retard trying to get Icepiss to try worm his way into scripting for S4.
Fuggit dude can't be any worse at this point.

 
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Second post for more clips, lets start off with Jon saying that Mary Jane is only 19 Mary jane after.png and one of production admits he knew, she got drunk many times on the show.
EDIT: as i was cutting clips out Mary Jane has returned to the show, she was previously kicked and was off cam for a few hours, to add further context to this Jon went from claiming she was a Jewish whore who was sent by the adult swim Jew than funded Sam Hyde to ruin his show, gave a blowjob to one of the other contestants and also tried to flirt with him, to letting her back onto the show within 4 hours.


Jon is afraid of the fanbase


Jon says Mary Jane was sent by the Jew who funds Sam Hyde from adult swim(idk who he means) and shows (Kevin??) pictures he took off of her phone with an older guy who he thinks is "The Jew" and that Mary Jane was there to disturb the show


So much for Jon staying on good terms with Sam and only having beef with jet, "Sam hyde and all them, they are evil people"
 
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@Plasticise video at about 52:00
Odd little moment. I do not know who is talking here. Some interesting implications though.

ADL is the spiritual front against the evil of Sam Hyde. Delusional.
 
Here is the 54 minutes of audio from when Jon thought the camera was off, ill work on taking some notes on clipping out the important bits that matter but there is a huge amount of content in this
Pretty much confirms the whole thing was a gayop to try and destroy Fishtank or whatever, these pillow talking fags couldn't keep it in their pants for a week.
Odd little moment. I do not know who is talking here. Some interesting implications though.
spiritual war with sam hyde.ogg
ADL is the spiritual front against the evil of Sam Hyde. Delusional.
This 'spiritual war' shit is the MO for every Milady-adjacent group, these retards actually believe this when it's being spouted by crypto-scamming groomer jeets who run the project.
 
All the coke shit and whatnot could be attributed to an absolutely brilliant bit of it was anyone other than Jon.

But it's Jon. So he's just a cokehead that's giving booze to someone underage that has a mountain of obvious mental issues.
 
Second post for more clips, lets start off with Jon saying that Mary Jane is only 19View attachment 6953737and one of production admits he knew, she got drunk many times on the show.
EDIT: as i was cutting clips out Mary Jane has returned to the show, she was previously kicked and was off cam for a few hours, to add further context to this Jon went from claiming she was a Jewish whore who was sent by the adult swim Jew than funded Sam Hyde to ruin his show, gave a blowjob to one of the other contestants and also tried to flirt with him, to letting her back onto the show within 4 hours.
Jon says mary jane is 19.mp4

How the fuck is she even on that show I wonder. Besides her pole dance thing she is far from a good christian girl.
Her IG implies self-harm [1][2][3] (she states in the comments of the first one that it's fake blood), lots of pics involving blood early on (she also has a IMDB credit for an upcoming horror movie), explicit drawings of corpses and demons, abortion jokes [1] and other edgelord stuff. also about coke [2]. even in the most recent posts there is stuff like this.
also had a miscarriage due to an abusive bf supposedly...

Her current backstage profile states her age as 19 but it's written in the bio so not 100% reliable: https://archive.is/hgjFt
the photos on that page were also posted on IG on October 25th, 2004.
(she also reposted a being 20 vs 19 meme made in nov 24.)
 
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I stopped following Jon on X when he asked girls to DM him for an address in Bend where he was going to hold an open casting. People started accusing him of being a trafficker in replies and he didn’t understand what they were getting at.
 
you are telling me the woman who works as a stripper at 19 and went on jon's show has mental issues and an abusive bf? what next, are you going to tell me the sky is blue or water is wet?
 
Can't speak for anyone but myself but this whole saga has been pretty boring. Jon L.

...that being said, Mary Jane is an absolute walking landmine--maybe more than anyone ever on Fishtank. Jet should pull out his retarded flirting bit and stir up a real shitstorm for bitchtank 2.0. Force her through to the finale and end it even darker than last time with a surprise Haley appearance and cell showdown in a closet or something. Guaranteed money printer.
 
I'm just glad we never have to tolerate anyone larping that Jon is somehow a trad based Cwistian. Dude is a retarded coke monkey getting puppeted by D tier broke crypto geeks.
 
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