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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
LurkingLemur said:
the cast is boring, unfortunately
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The production is more to blame than the cast, though I'd agree most of them are duds. Basically everyone except for Maryjane and Mara sucks. Maryjane cause she's the center of attention and Mara because she's cringe kino. The production doesn't know how to work with them. Jon needs to bring in the big guns, but unfortunately he's cut himself off from every fish and freeloader by having this big public beef with jet.
 
skrod said:
The production is more to blame than the cast, though I'd agree most of them are duds. Basically everyone except for Maryjane and Mara sucks. Maryjane cause she's the center of attention and Mara because she's cringe kino. The production doesn't know how to work with them. Jon needs to bring in the big guns, but unfortunately he's cut himself off from every fish and freeloader by having this big public beef with jet.
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I tuned in for a few minutes off and on earlier. The first time they (production) were putting a "burqa" (a blanket) over Maryjane while chanting "SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT" around her in a circle because she was talking to the autist with shaggy hair (Augustine I think?). The second time, the Mexican came out and said that he just got "reamed by production", and that everyone in chat is complaining about how boring and awful the contestants are and they need to "START MAKING CONTENT!"

I scrolled up in chat lol. (At the time anyways) it was just people bitching about how production sucks ass (Colton in particular), need to stay off cam, and also Jon is gay.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
I scrolled up in chat lol. (At the time anyways) it was just people bitching about how production sucks ass (Colton in particular), need to stay off cam, and also Jon is gay.
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It was the most fun I had watching ADL to be honest, seeing Jon and Colton got felted by chat. I noticed that Jon, Colton and the Mexican Damiel are making less appearance so its working.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
I tuned in for a few minutes off and on earlier. The first time they (production) were putting a "burqa" (a blanket) over Maryjane while chanting "SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT" around her in a circle because she was talking to the autist with shaggy hair (Augustine I think?). The second time, the Mexican came out and said that he just got "reamed by production", and that everyone in chat is complaining about how boring and awful the contestants are and they need to "START MAKING CONTENT!"

I scrolled up in chat lol. (At the time anyways) it was just people bitching about how production sucks ass (Colton in particular), need to stay off cam, and also Jon is gay.
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Humiliating woman (who they all want to fuck) really seems to be the only "content" they have.
 
ADL is already in fucking shambles. They were supposed to do a challenge tonight but Jon won't come out to the camera because his fee fee got hurt. As of now, the contestant are chilling playing pool

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I bet the production is trying to get him out rn.

EDIT: Update
Failed to tard wrangle Jon, Mack have to give the contestant challenge and tonight challenge is acting challenge.

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4 days in and he already gave up :story:
 
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Dumbgay teasing he will be on Jons show soon
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Explains why the cast for Jons show is so shitty, Dumbgay was involved. Im actually curious now if the black girl is related to dumbgay, those of us in the chat have often remarked how much she looks like him.
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Other news la'ron is shitting on Jons show, its quite funny how alike the two nigger faggots from fishtank are.
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burkinoff said:
Holy fuck, whoever did all the confessionals in s2 needs to be fired immediately. I can't even recall one confessional that is IN focus from the s2 episodes so far. Modern day cameras have amazing autofocus these days, please use it.
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I think josie ran most of them she is usually the one asking the questions behind the camera.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
People in the chat probably have seen me talking about this since before Season 3 began but I've long held the suspicion that Fishtank isn't growing in audience size and may actually be retracting.
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As hard as it is to say, I agree that it’s probably the case. Season 1 seemed to have been the most popular by a long shot, with a mix of the new frontier it was treading, people really liking Josie, also a lot more fanart was made for S1 in comparison to the others. It might be because the cast was seen as “cuter” and/or more charismatic compared to the later seasons, though.
It’s very unfortunate that bloodgames had such poor viewership as it was the overall strongest thing FishTank has produced in my opinion, mainly with its execution but also how unpredictable it was.
I am curious as to what caused the spike near the end of S3, was it people checking if it really ended after the 5th week?
It is unfortunate that viewership is declining, although it make sense with how incomprehensible it is watching it live VS watching clips. They most likely have a handful of paypigs covering costs, along with profit from frequent TTS and fishtoys such as balls and cigarettes
 
burkinoff said:
Holy fuck, whoever did all the confessionals in s2 needs to be fired immediately. I can't even recall one confessional that is IN focus from the s2 episodes so far. Modern day cameras have amazing autofocus these days, please use it.
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Vance just cant stop fucking up.
 
Jon came back and ruins the skit challenge, I already didn't give a shit though because all of the fun have been sucked out of that stream. There's only one hate TTS toward Colton, but after that there's no more TTS. They are heavily censoring it. If you reading this Jon, please give your contestant a good challenge and then leave. Nobody want to see you and your friends be retard on camera. Let your contestant shine.
 
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