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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I don't even know if this is anything as calculated as a gayop. I'm sure he's genuinely pissed that he couldn't get his show on Fishtank, but then he noticed everyone on twitter patting him on the back because his venting happened to tap into the popular anti-Jet sentiment, which just inspired him to double, and triple down.
We know since season 1 that Jon will eagerly throw those who supported him under the bus if it garners him a bit of audience favour because that's what he did with Letty.
He's the worst kind of clout chaser. There doesn't even have to be actual clout for him to chase, just the perceived idea of clout is enough for him to burn all the bridges from before.
Dare I say he might be retarded.
 
The best "torture" bits have funnily enough been when they've fucked with fan contestants who think they're above it all, especially Jimmy, Jon, Tayleigh
You're projecting, these three fish never once thought themselves above it all and commit fully to almost every bit given to them. Cole is the prime example of a fish thinking themselves "above it all" as he would gladly mock and laugh at the other fish having a hard time like Summer or Brian. But he immediately ragequit the show the second the harassment round robin hit him in the lightest manner.
While I feel the topic of Burts 50k is pretty dead, and if it isn't it should be. Reddit posted a clip, Burt regretting not taking the cash due to chat talking about Season 3 earnings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9kC4YRJMFvQReddit Thread
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A nice middle-of-the-road response I think. Burt feeling some kind of regret is not unreasonable, but he can see his fault in it too. No big deal.
The figure of 1.5m for Season 3 is wrong, that is what Season 2 made. Season 3 legitimately did struggle but either way Burt should have been paid out his grand prize money from the ample cash reserves they have even if Season 3 went into the red.
 
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You're projecting, these three fish never once thought themselves above it all and commit fully to almost every bit given to them. Cole is the prime example of a fish thinking themselves "above it all" as he would gladly mock and laugh at the other fish having a hard time like Summer or Brian. But he immediately ragequit the show the second the harassment round robin hit him in the lightest manner.
Knew I was missing one, Cole fits the bill for sure.

Jimmy and Jon's chimpouts, especially Jimmy's threats to start Marky posting, every time they were the butt of the joke fit my definition of being above it all, but I guess that can be perceived differently. Tay it only really happened in Bloodgames, but her and Jimmy single-handedly tanked the LARP with the constant begging to be protected from trolling and just choosing not to be involved for hours at a time during prime-time content.

I don't even know if this is anything as calculated as a gayop. I'm sure he's genuinely pissed that he couldn't get his show on Fishtank, but then he noticed everyone on twitter patting him on the back because his venting happened to tap into the popular anti-Jet sentiment, which just inspired him to double, and triple down.
We know since season 1 that Jon will eagerly throw those who supported him under the bus if it garners him a bit of audience favour because that's what he did with Letty.
It's part of it for sure but considering almost everyone gassing him up has a Milady pfp or BRG shit in profile its clear there's some opportunism going on, especially since BRG seem financially invested in American Dude Lodge and are advertising it hard.
 
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New interview with Skitzy conducted by FAGC

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-abbAV-DvJc
As always, this interviewer is dogshit. If he does have notes he's awful at following them, and at speaking in general. I put up with it so you don't have to. This fucking retard doesn't once think to push something further, like "and how did that make you feel?" or "tell me more." This guy is almost unbelievable.
  • Interview doesn't start until nearly 45 minutes in. :lossmanjack:
  • Greg had a turbulent childhood, they moved constantly and were homeless a couple times
  • First started making videos in high school, skits with a friend
  • Started taking Youtube seriously after the MrBeast meme blew up
  • Used to like MrBeast, doesn't anymore "he annoys me"
  • Makes a living doing CAHNTENT, just barely though
  • His dad moved in with him and they split the bills, reminds me of this
  • Starts talking about his stint in S2:
  • Sam Hyde himself emailed Greg and asked him to be on Fishtank to do the MrBeast impression for 1 hour for $1000
  • "I did a little bit of research [on Fishtank], but the research I did clearly wasn't enough"
  • Going in, Greg thought Fishtank was a Jackass/Fear Factor type thing
  • Greg's "closest people" who he still keeps in touch with are TJ, Brian, Trish, Jimmy, Tayleigh, Shinji and Frank
  • Greg talks about False Hawks, the movie he acted in with Jimmy
  • "It's a longform movie-style Youtube video" :lossmanjack:
  • Greg and Jimmy play retired FBI agents brought in for one last job, honestly this sounds a lot like Sam's Great War series
  • Greg and the host do a bunch of voices
  • Greg had no problems sleeping in the house in S2 because he's a very sound sleeper, when he was a kid and his family lived in LA they slept in their car for 7 months, he can sleep anywhere in any condition without issues
  • Greg is "frenemies" with fatty, says sometimes he likes fatty sometimes he doesn't, due to fatty's personality. This is where the host really pissed me off, because Greg doesn't go into detail and instead of asking him for more details, the host just talks about what he personally likes about fatty, which has nothing to do with Greg
  • "He's just way too horny for me" - Greg on fatty
  • Favorite freeloaders: Frank, Alex Stein, Kevin from Bloodgames, Dumbgay
  • Favorite S3 fish: Burt, also respects how Burt has used his post-tank fame
That's pretty much it. This interviewer sucks so bad.
 
Jet DMs from Empathchan. She's a junkie sociopath, so definitely not a reliable source, but the contents are certainly plausible.
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Incredible that this fat retard can't keep his dick in his pants well enough to avoid jeopardizing the most profitable thing he's ever likely to be involved with.
 
Jet DMs from Empathchan. She's a junkie sociopath, so definitely not a reliable source, but the contents are certainly plausible.
Yeah like I've been saying, this all reeks of some botched partnership they were going to do with BRG and Milady fags and now all these gremlins are retaliating by enabling Jon's tard rage. Creature was BRG affiliated and that freeloader they put in the S3 cell for a few hours before booting him was too.

Empathchan was pimping herself out for $100 to people on Twitter like a year or two ago so I don't really buy that this was some traumatic thing for her. She's also replyguying people like Destiny thirst trapping for him so I mean she doesn't have standards either.
 
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I think chat messages per minute is probably a useless metric
I guess. The idea was that people would spam more if something interesting happens so peaks would indicate points of interest but not sure if that works out in practice.
You could track individual names for TTS/SFX and likewise in the chatroom to observe how many people have season passes.
The database does contain that info but there's no display for it. I can add one that shows how many users have been active in chat that have or don't have a season pass. However that number won't be 100% accurate since it can't differentiate between normal passes and gifted passes and if a user with a pass writes in chat once and then never again the account would keep the pass status as it is only updated whenever the user writes in chat.
there is also the issue of gifted seasonal passes since there is a notification
Keeping track of gifted passes makes sense, I'll try and add that.
Another thing I did in the past was text search TTS for specific names and specific strings, lke "dog" for Jimmy which pertains to his dogfucker meme, "dyke" for Tay or "32" for Binx.
I could count word frequency in TTS messages. I might look into that once I know what words to look for, i.e. when the next season starts.
 
I guess. The idea was that people would spam more if something interesting happens so peaks would indicate points of interest but not sure if that works out in practice.
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/515791-fishtank-chat-filter
The few times that I bother to use the website I run this script that removes the spam be deduping strings out of the chat and it works pretty decently. Your idea isn't too far off the mark for activity but the spamming has to be culled to make it usable.
The database does contain that info but there's no display for it. I can add one that shows how many users have been active in chat that have or don't have a season pass. However that number won't be 100% accurate since it can't differentiate between normal passes and gifted passes and if a user with a pass writes in chat once and then never again the account would keep the pass status as it is only updated whenever the user writes in chat.
What I did was count the amount of TTS and the amount of SFX sent by username and I came to about 2000 users each for Bloodgames and Bitchtank. I've long suspected that the number of paypigs has remained the same since Season 1 and tracking the names helps confirm if that suspicion is true, counting the amount of TTS by name also reveals that its basically the same group carrying each season as super paypigs. Also I agree that tracking real pass users will be effectively impossible to do now.
I could count word frequency in TTS messages. I might look into that once I know what words to look for, i.e. when the next season starts.
Yeah that is an on-going process done weekly with stored data or one that can only be done post-season like I did. TTS activity is a far better measurement of popularity/infamy than endorsements because "villains" like Letty, Tayleigh, Brian, and Simbal have a natural drag on their endorsement numbers even though they serve a critical role in making the show interesting by fucking fish over.
 
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Tay sure, Jimmy not really and Jon absolutely not, what the fuck lmao
For some reason most people forget Jon did nothing the week he was in, actively fucked with bits (ripped up the copies of Simmons' book they brought in), crashed out and barricaded himself in B2 before being kicked. Then came back, crashed out over a $5 airport bible and almost committed a federal crime on camera. On top of that dude is just a weird sex pest and most of the girls have him blocked. He just sucks. The only good Jon bit ever was when they made him server admin on Bloodgames, and even then that was more Jet and production seeing Jimmy was at breaking point and needling him than anything Jon did.
 
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It's so over for Jet Neptroon. Not only has he been revealed to have propositioned a crazy bitch for sex for money, but now Summer has revealed that the crush she had on him was a mere by-product of her mental illness.
 
https://x.com/ballbr/status/1886014362076274926
Bit of tinfoil speculation here, but the Jon shit reeks of gay crypto-right grifter ops and some sort of bigger drama. At the same time BRG and Milady people are blatantly coaching Jon and flooding his replies to dogpile Jet/production, known shed burner PaulTown went on a 12 hour spiel about how embarrassing the people who run Milady are.

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Love America is directly involved with Jon, BRG, and Milady. "BRG" and "Milady" may as well go hand in hand, "Based Retard Gang" is a "sister collective." Love America is the grifter that Jon did the road trip with, who made the jacket Jon wore on S2.5 (misspellings and all) and was involved in the previous 40 boys streams. So yeah it's hardly a stretch.
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His Twitter for the "Love, America Coin" grift.
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Recently, Love America retweeted this so it's not like a hidden connection.
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Remilia is synonymous with "Milady." It's partially inspired by a mishmash of oldschool cults like Heaven's Gate purely for profit (like Heaven's Gate) and is unsurprisingly a rabbit hole of scammers. Trannies are involved but that isn't a surprise to anyone here.
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https://www.remilia.org/ | Archive
Archive.org PDF of older stuff also attached to this post

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Love America's follows.
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The bottom 2 follow him back.

Charlotte/Chensi Fang pictured.
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I looked into them back when Letty went on their Minecraft server in a stream with Josie. It's the usual crypto scam bullshit with another coat of paint and Love America is involved with it.
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Jon is involved with grift beyond his comprehension. Josie may be as well as Love America went with her on her Japan trip and was in the livestream and video.
 

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For some reason most people forget Jon did nothing the week he was in, actively fucked with bits (ripped up the copies of Simmons' book they brought in), crashed out and barricaded himself in B2 before being kicked. Then came back, crashed out over a $5 airport bible and almost committed a federal crime on camera. On top of that dude is just a weird sex pest and most of the girls have him blocked. He just sucks. The only good Jon bit ever was when they made him server admin on Bloodgames, and even then that was more Jet and production seeing Jimmy was at breaking point and needling him than anything Jon did.
I think the best Jon bit was him poorly reading scripture on the karaoke blasting outside the cell but that may have just been organic and not set up.
 
I remember in Bloodgames Creature and Jon kept wearing that "Retard" hat and Sam basically told her to fucking stop wearing it or pay him for advertisement so I don't think there is any real partnership or burnt bridges, just these type being kinda common in the same sort of circles as Jet/MDE/Online ect.

Also those Empathchan DMs are the fakest and gayest shit she has ever made and I've seen how badly she photoshops.
 
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