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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
neger psykolog said:
Burt seems like a reasonable and good-hearted person (besides the catty gay drama)
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Burt is probably the first fish that is a legitimate piece of shit off the show. Both Burt and his brother stalk people over the internet, send death threats and slander/libel people they dislike not to mention Burt runs a scam tutoring business that tells people "how to cheat" on tests in college then immediately turns around and blackmails them. The speed he jumped into trying to destroy Conner's life because he got put into the cuck chair shows that this isn't exactly new to him.
 
The Tall Man said:
Jet, you brain-rotten mongoloid, it shouldn’t take you longer than three days for a one-hour video.
Check the clipper channels and recap channels for the interesting parts and storylines, they’ve already done lots of the sorting and labeling for you.
Make a rough plan for where the clips and stories should go. Get a bunch of people to organize the footage you have for you.
Then, make your final cut and add all the bells and whistles.

Stop scrubbing through years of unsorted footage by yourself in the hopes of creating some never-before-seen masterpiece. All people want is a comprehensive recap with the extra camera footage the clippers don’t have.
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The funny thing is that they already have this. Or at least they used to during Season 2. "LORE" clan has a few clippers in it as well as steinful. they kept extensive spreadsheets with timestamps of events and where things happened. There was however some drama about how unrewarding it was so I'm not sure if this is still being done (with one (?ex?) clipper "rocky streams" basically going scorched earth with MDE about been strung along with supposed opportunities while simultaneously being ignored by Jet whenever he wanted to talk (that video is deleted now it seems)).
Fishtank being a 24/7 show thrives on community content since no one can truly watch all the time so it lends itself to having clippers and people logging events (like on here, multiple discords, reddit, etc.) - them giving us the final episodes should be the final cherry on top, commemorating the whole thing IMHO. Producing them is a vital part of their revenue stream and a promise to the contestants so I honestly don't get how they let it slide this hard. Sitting on the footage will only result in a worse product...
Binx, Burt and Mizzy all extensively watched old season content on stream and they were excited about the prospects of having "real" episodes of them but I'm sure they realized that it's gonna be a long wait - especially now that they also announced 2.5 episodes. (The S3 edit is going to be really awkward given that they dropped the ball with recording in-person towards the end of their time in the house though.)

Edit: this just reminded me of a funny fact Letty mentioned, about having to keep a list of "events" herself since she noticed they had no clue what was going on during late confessionals during S1. https://www.youtube.com/live/PCZdyx25uhY?t=7032s
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Burt is probably the first fish that is a legitimate piece of shit off the show. Both Burt and his brother stalk people over the internet, send death threats and slander/libel people they dislike not to mention Burt runs a scam tutoring business that tells people "how to cheat" on tests in college then immediately turns around and blackmails them. The speed he jumped into trying to destroy Conner's life because he got put into the cuck chair shows that this isn't exactly new to him.
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Unironically this. Burt defenders like to switch back and forth between the two following whenever it suits themselves:

"Dude, it's entertainment lolz. Stop being such a moralfag. Burt is content, who cares how he affects people. It doesn't affect me directly, so why should I care?"

then the reality kicks in that they're watching a psychotic nigger who constantly fantasizes about rape and murder, and therefore comes the need to justify it

"Oh, he's just this heckin wholesome black guy bruv, he's working on himself. He's a good dude, so i support him."
 
TwistedFreak said:
Unironically this. Burt defenders like to switch back and forth between the two following whenever it suits themselves:

"Dude, it's entertainment lolz. Stop being such a moralfag. Burt is content, who cares how he affects people. It doesn't affect me directly, so why should I care?"

then the reality kicks in that they're watching a psychotic nigger who constantly fantasizes about rape and murder, and therefore comes the need to justify it

"Oh, he's just this heckin wholesome black guy bruv, he's working on himself. He's a good dude, so i support him."
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What a...queer-coded post. Hmm, interesting.
 
Imagine Alex moving in with Burt and having the monkeys glom onto him because he doesn't tweak out and leaves a trail of popcorn wherever he goes.
 
Retard: "I'm going to cheat academically by hiring someone to take my tests for me. This gives the stranger an incredible amount of leverage over my life, so I'd better not piss him off!"

Retard: *Doesn't pay the stranger*

Retard: "Oh no! The stranger is blackmailing me for the money I owe him! How could this have happened to me?"




Burt: "My ideal role is a guy who seems sweet and nice but is actually a crazy bisexual man who stalks the people who reject them."

Burt: "I'm going to do a live stream to entertain you with my acting, just like I did on Fishtank "

Connor: "Hello Burt, I'm the guy they brought on Fishtank to be your gay boyfriend and that you have publicly referred to as attractive. I would like to stream with you."

Connor: "I've hired a trans prostitute. Turn off the camera so we can have sex."

Connor: "No Burt, I will not have sex with you, only the tranny. Here I am, rejecting you."

Connor: *gets stalked by the crazy bisexual man who has repeatedly claimed he is acting, and that the role he wants the most is to stalk a guy who rejected him*

Retards: "How could this have happened? I thought Burt was a sweet guy, but he's actually a stalker!"
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Sam's take that the entire point of Lynch's art is simply about confusing the audience isn't true. There is a ton of confusing weird shit in his stuff like in twin peaks but there is a point to it. In Twin Peaks it's telling the story of Laura Palmers murder and building a world around that story. It's about the mystery. It's not solely just weird for the sake of weird that's a retarded take.
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The Twin Peaks sequel without Mark Frost's collaboration was insufferable. I made it half-way through, and fucking tapped. I loved the original.

Jobama said:
Even if you want to criticize Lynch for being pretentious (he’s not) he’s still objectively an amazing director. All of his movies have phenomenal cinematography, lighting, sound design, acting, set design, and music. Sam and Jet both just got LYNCHED. They should just embrace it considering how much fishtank gets compared to Lynch.
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Not trying to pick on you bro, but every time some turd of a movie like Megalopolis gets pilloried faggots always falls back on "how stunning the cinematography was". It comes off as pseudo-intellectual fart huffing.
 
It sounds like there's another retard with a speech impediment there. The camera is static and it's mostly audio as everyone walked off to the side.
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Blackstar said:
Early during the season I remember people here and elsewhere looking for the episode of some TV Court with Alex and Pig, and it's been found, Alex had a clip of it uploaded but not the whole thing:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hhNE1Lc8M6o
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bruh, Ogress is nearly as deep as the table!

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According to some information I pulled, the standard lecturn table they use for these shows is 3' deep, 4' wide. SIS IS ALMOST A METER DEEP. WE'RE LOOKING AT SOMEONE 60-70" around! GODDAMN!
 
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