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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
He even put a serial number on it. That guy's great.
This man really puts his heart and soul into his Nword passes. An example we should all follow.
They were meant to be properly numbered but I don't think he actually keeps track of them, pretty sure they're all just BB000001.
No, he clearly has a naming convention for them. "BB-numbers".
 
I hope it's a cry for help to get out of his relationship with the ogre because she literally physically beats him.
She beats him, he is feeding her to death. They deserve each other.
Burt seems like a reasonable and good-hearted person
????? Brother... You were there the entire season + I have seen you post in the post-season, how can you type this? You must be trolling.
 
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Burt just accidentally displayed Fishtank whale and suspected member of production Aperture's info on the screen. His name is David E. Ross. There is a number and email there, too, but they are not clear but could be deciphered.

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Burt just accidentally displayed Fishtank whale and suspected member of production Aperture's info on the screen. His name is David E. Ross. There is a number and email there, too, but they are not clear but could be deciphered.
Nice catch. Here it is more readable (unedited):
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greenmanxphile@gmail.com
+19529552590
David E Ross

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used to go by the nickname he uses in the email address (greenmanxphile) but someone took over his accounts?
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ixbx4z/comment/g70nowr/ [2]

his current x he still uses (not a secret) https://x.com/ApertureKeys
seems like he submitted a few snaps of his house and room to various ig's and reddit. lived in night Twin Cities, Minnesota as of 3 years ago.
 
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his current x he still uses (not a secret) https://x.com/ApertureKeys
seems like he submitted a few snaps of his house and room to various ig's and reddit. lived in night Twin Cities, Minnesota as of 3 years ago.
Found possible deets
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Never mind I found it. "David Lynch is a nerd. Anyone who makes confusing stuff on purpose and the point is how confusing it is a nerd". The same guy who said Breaking Bad was a horrible show then later admitted the only time he ever watched it was 30 second Youtube shorts of it.

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Sam really is a face-value kind of guy lol. He's plain wrong about the fact that his work is confusing for the sake of it. If this guy is correct (and I believe he is) David Lynch is one of the greatest minds in film and television history.
 
Pay attention to the wording. It says Bloodgames edit, not episodes. They're going to pull the same stunt they did with the initial Season 2 stuff right after 2.5.
Your probably right, Bloodgames only ran two weeks so its more likely to get a much shorter format than a full season, even if it is episodes they could probably only get like 3 episodes of content out of bloodgames. I imagine it will probably just cover begining to jimmy vs jon, then to jons exit, then the tower/finale. As long as its a somewhat cohesive story ill be happy, and not just the totally random and disconnected season 2 edits they tried to pass off as episodes.
 
Sam really is a face-value kind of guy lol. He's plain wrong about the fact that his work is confusing for the sake of it. If this guy is correct (and I believe he is) David Lynch is one of the greatest minds in film and television history.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7AYnF5hOhuM
sam's hate of him makes a lot of sense when you realize he is in many aspects an anti-thesis of him, a honest and incredibly wholesome man who made art because he liked to just put his own personal feelings and nightmares on screen.
sam is a nihilist and incredibly degenerate man who creates fake art that pretends to be right wing and wholesome just so he can scam money from /pol/ posters behind a veil of incredibly autistic irony
 
That niglet white supremacist school shooter who failed to kill himself properly considers Fishtank to be the laziest of "Sam's works"
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He also has a gay little digital shrine dedicated to Sam Hyde above this in his diary lmfao
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